[ps: The appearance of this chapter doesn't mean that I'm a eunuch, but the new book wants to get the opinions of my friends, but I have nowhere to ask, so I have to send it to the paid chapter in a stinky and shameless way, I was wrong.......... I hope friends will take a look and give some advice, thank you]

The early autumn night is already a little cool.

The ancient city under the bright night sky is lit up like a pillar.

On the top of the hill across the river, there is a white pagoda that has witnessed the rise and fall of the ancient city.

Baita Mountain, the place where the deceased sleep.

Under the night sky, standing on the top of the thirteen-storey tower, you can look at every corner of the ancient city, every figure, and every story of joys and sorrows. The reflection of the river surface becomes sparkling with the breeze, sometimes blurred, sometimes clear.

On the back of Baita Mountain, the cemetery of the ancient city of Nanlang is located, and on the dark mountain, there are two crows from time to time, which makes people shudder.

At this time, there was a faint beam of light on the mountainside, beating back and forth from time to time like a ghost fire.

"Click, click....... Alright, let's get here today! It should be enough. The person who shouted this was a flat-headed, small-eyed, fat man in his twenties, one meter eight big, wearing a bloated gray-white sweatshirt.

When the words fell, the fat man put away the mobile phone he was holding, stepped forward and put his chubby big fat hand on a thin figure who was bowing to a tombstone, "Sincerely, let's go quickly!" If the administrator finds out, I won't be able to run. ”

The person who was called to speak cautiously was wearing a cheap black casual suit, and he didn't pay attention to the fat man who was urging, and his body bowed for a long time before he straightened his waist, turned around and smiled: "You still use it to run?" turned around and pressed on the person, and kept him for half a month. ”

"But I'm not used to taking the initiative, what should I do?" The fat man suddenly writhed and was ashamed.

"I....... Forget it, let's go! Fan Jinyan pointed at the fat man for a long time, and he had a feeling of being speechless, and finally put down his hand by admitting defeat.

This fat man who likes to be passive is called Zuo Meng, who is Fan Jinyan's classmate and best friend, and the biggest fun every day is to figure out how to make money, and it can also be said that he is daydreaming. Therefore, in addition to the nickname of the fat man, which evolved due to his body shape, there is also a nickname that is the same as the pronunciation of his name, dreaming.

If you want to say how Fan Jinyan could become friends with such a fat man who is not at all the same as himself, then you have to blame him for the words he said cheaply, "Other people's wives let you sleep in vain for three years, you should be happy!" ”

Because of this sentence, Zuo Meng, who was originally out of love and wanted to jump into the river, has been entangled with Fan Jinyan since then, and he has become his peerless good friend........

I don't sleep at night, what the hell are the two of them running to the cemetery?

This has to start with the fat man.

Unlike Fan Jinyan's down-to-earth part-time job, Zuo Meng is too fat and belongs to the kind of master who is out of breath when he takes two steps. Therefore, the general work is simply fatal for him. So after thinking about this product for half a month, he suddenly started live broadcasting.

Not to mention, although Zuo Meng is fat and has no talent, but because of his chubby face, he has really gained a lot of fans. In order to attract more fans, the fat man pondered for several days, and came up with such an idea, copying tombstones.

came to do this kind of thing in the middle of the night, and the fat man himself was cautious, so he dragged his good friend Fan Jinyan to come together.

Of course, the reason why Fan Jinyan agreed to come here to do this is mainly because the fat man promised to share the profits of a week's live broadcast equally.

Zuo Meng wanted to broadcast live at first, but when he arrived at the mountain, he realized that the signal was not very good, so he could only shoot it first, planning to broadcast it tomorrow while being a commentator.

"Huhu...... I said, Boss, you'd better slow down! I'm exhausted...... Whew. "Although the downhill road is not as tiring as when going uphill, but to go fast, Zuo Mengna's body still can't stand it, panting like a cow along the way, and the clothes on his back are basically soaked.

Fan Jinyan shook his head, but still stopped and waited for him, and said angrily, "I told you to lose weight a long time ago, but you didn't listen, and I'm not afraid that no one will want to marry you in the future." ”

Zuo Meng supported his waist with one hand, leaned against a tombstone with the other, and gasped: "You think I don't want to!" If it were so easy to lose weight, I wouldn't be so fat by now...... Ouch, I'm exhausted....... Whew. ”

"Let's go! Uncle Administrator is really here in a while, just wait for you to enter the game! Fan Jinyan shook his head, and as soon as he turned around, he heard the fat man's 'ah' cry, followed by a muffled 'bang'.

When I turned my head to look, I saw Zuo Meng lying on the ground and couldn't get up, and there was a tombstone under a pile of fat meat, "No! Can the monument overwhelm you? ”

"Ouch...... Big brother, I don't want to either! Zuo Meng also looked depressed, and stretched out his hand to Fan Jinyan, "Help!" ”

"Alas......" Fan Jinyan sighed, stepped forward and grabbed Zuo Meng's hand, and used his strength to pull the fat man up, and he was tired enough, "From tomorrow, you have to lose weight, this has to marry a daughter-in-law, it's no wonder if you don't crush you to death." ”

After speaking, he turned around and picked up Zuo Meng's overpowered tombstone and put it in the pit, picked up a few small stones from the side and fixed them, and then tamped them with loose soil again.

"Bang Bang ......"

After patting the soil on his hands, Fan Jinyan took Zuo Meng and bowed three times in front of the tomb's owner's monument before continuing to descend the mountain.

With the burden of the fat man, the two stumbled all the way to the parking lot at the bottom of the hill for half an hour, as long as they passed through the big iron gate guarded in front of them, they could leave the cemetery and take a taxi back to the city.

"The old janitor must have fallen asleep, right?"

The fat man leaned over to Fan Jinyan's ear and asked.

Fan Jinyan was just about to speak, when he heard a question from the side, "Who is there?" ”

The voice is a little old, and it must be the janitor's uncle.

"Run!" After speaking, Fan Jinyan pulled his legs and ran in the direction of the big iron gate.

"Wait for me!" Zuo Meng was stunned when he saw Fan Jinyan running away, and he couldn't care about his legs trembling, tired like a dog, and desperately ran behind.

Fan Jinyan ran to the gate, only to find that the iron gate had been locked by the iron chain, without saying a word, grabbed two iron pipes and jumped vertically, jumped onto a horizontal pipe, turned over the big iron gate, released the iron pipe and jumped to the road outside.

He turned around and went back, and Zuo Meng, who was out of breath and ran slower than a snail, shouted through the iron gate: "Dead fatty, you should hurry up!" You see, the old man in the back is running faster than you. ”

"Big brother, I really can't run, you must wait for me!" Zuo Meng finally ran to the door with three swaying steps, but when he saw that the iron door was locked, he was suddenly stupid, and said with a sad face: "Big brother, what should I do?" ”

"Or ...... Do you have something nice to say to the old man? Maybe he'll let it go as soon as he's kind........ Hey, what are you doing! Before Fan Jinyan finished speaking, he saw Zuo Meng turn around and run back, and before he could understand what was going on, he heard the old man's screams from inside.

Fan Jinyan couldn't help but be stunned, the dead fat man wouldn't be ....... With a heart, kill people!

(To be continued.) )

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