Chapter 15: Local tyrants, let's be friends
Hua Murong took his apprentice and Hua Liuliu happily to the East China Sea, and Feng Jiuhuang burned a tree in the Huamu Hall with resentment. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
As soon as Su Xiaomeng came to the East China Sea, her blood boiled!
The sun shines through the sea, the white sand is slightly rolled up by the waves, brushing the green aquatic plants on the seabed, and schools of fish pass through the corals of different colors and then move away.
Turtles crawling slowly, bugs bouncing around in the sand, and ...... What is that? What is that? Isn't that a mermaid?
Yes! Yes! It's a mermaid!
Su Xiaomeng watched the mermaids that were so beautiful that they swam gracefully past her eyes, and she couldn't wait to pounce on them to take a good look!
Hua Murong grabbed his own apprentices! Hey, hey, hey! Don't be impulsive! Impulsiveness is the devil!
Su Xiaomeng was carried all the way to the Dragon Palace by his own master, and the old dragon king of the East China Sea was not good when he saw Mu Rong Shangshen!
Look at the old dragon king of the West Sea who gave a thousand-year-old pearl, Erlang God sent a Shangfang sword, Taishang Laojun sent a gourd pill, and even the Jade Emperor rewarded a 10,000-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, but this Mu Rong Shangshen was stunned and didn't bring anything empty-handed, and the only thing he brought was two people who ate and drank in vain!
Hua Murong automatically ignored the disappointed expression on the face of the old dragon king of the East China Sea, and pulled out a smile that he thought was sunny and said to the old dragon king: "Dragon King of the East China Sea, do you feel honored to see the god of this book today?" β
The old dragon king of the East China Sea suppressed the resentment in his heart, and said with a smiling face: "It's an honor, it's an honor!" β
So Hua Murong said shamelessly: "The god knows that the arrival of the god is your happiest birthday gift, since this is the case, the god will fulfill your wish to attend your banquet!" You're welcome! My name is Lei Feng! β
Master, is it really okay for you to talk nonsense like this?
Su Xiaomeng felt that his master really deserved to be the legendary "god of picking the door", and the iron rooster of others did not pull out a hair, he did not only not pull it, but also plucked other people's hair!
Should she call him shameless or shameless or shameless?
The old dragon king of the East China Sea didn't react at the moment as if he had been struck by lightning, and when he reacted, Hua Murong had already led his apprentice and Hua Liuliu away.
However, what the hell is Lei Feng?
Hua Liuliu really doesn't want to walk with Mu Rong Shangshen!
Mu Rong is a god, that is spread throughout the Three Realms! Dead Pick Dead Pick!
Last time the Queen Mother was born, all the immortals brought birthday gifts to please the Queen Mother, and he didn't prepare a birthday gift, so he just came to eat and drink!
And last time, Taishang Laojun accepted a new apprentice to hold an apprenticeship meeting, and Mu Rong Shangshen also came empty-handed, and he also took away the hundred pills that Taishang Laojun had worked so hard to refine!
And last time the Jade Emperor and his brother-in-law held a full moon wine, Mu Rong Shangshen also went to eat and drink with a dead face, and also brought back fifty altars of fairy brew by the way!
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Alas! Do not say! It's all tears! Anyway, Mu Rong is the god who catches and pits whom!
But no matter how much Mu Rong is in the gods, no one dares to criticize him! On the contrary, he spent six or six, and the immortals hid when they saw it, like a mouse seeing a cat!
Mu Rong Shangshen took him with him every time he pitted people, and over time, as soon as the immortals saw him, they knew that Murong Shangshen was coming to pit people again!
So everyone hurriedly closed the door and let the dog close the window! How unpopular he is!
Anyway, he has never cheated others, okay? He's the biggest victim!
Hua Liuliu really feels that he is wronged, more wronged than Dou E!
Hua Murong pulled his apprentice to sit down without blushing and panting, without the slightest consciousness of eating and drinking, as if inviting him to dinner was a blessing that others could not cultivate in eight lifetimes!
Su Xiaomeng felt that his master's "shameless magic skill" had been cultivated to the point that no one could compare with no god!
The old dragon king of the East China Sea is also a master who loves treasures like his life, he was originally the protagonist of this banquet, but now he is hiding in his treasure vault with a gift list to proofread carefully!
In the Dragon Palace, all the immortals are staggered, eating and drinking happily! But Su Xiaomeng felt that there was a line of sight falling on her from beginning to end, and when she turned her head to look, she found that there was nothing!
Could it be that there is something unclean in this Dragon Palace? Su Xiaomeng couldn't help but feel panicked.
Behind a pillar, Ao Beibei stretched his neck to look at Su Xiaomeng, his pink little face was tense, and his white and tender little hand was still holding a fist-sized pearl.
Just when Su Xiaomeng felt chills all over her body, she found a bright yellow corner behind a certain pillar, and Su Xiaomeng's mind suddenly appeared with the pink and tender little face in the peach orchard.
So Su Xiaomeng smiled evilly, tiptoed towards the pillar, and then approached the bright yellow figure and let out a strange cry like a monster: "Whew!! β
Ao Beibei was frightened by this sudden strange sound, his little face turned white, his little hand shook, and the big pearl in his hand rolled away.
Ao Beibei hurriedly caught up, and Su Xiaomeng also followed closely behind Ao Beibei.
The big pearl rolled and rolled and rolled and rolled all the way into the little garden.
Ao Beibei just bent down to pick up the big pearl, and was snatched by Su Xiaomeng in an instant.
Su Xiaomeng deliberately stretched out her hand to prevent Ao Beibei from taking it, thinking that Ao Beibei would come to rob him desperately, she teased him again, but she didn't expect Ao Beibei to sigh in a low voice and said, "It was originally for you, you can take it." Then he turned around and left, but was stopped by Su Xiaomeng.
Looking at Su Xiaomeng's expression of "if you don't make it clear, I won't let you go", Ao Beibei sighed again, and then said in a low voice: "That time in Pantaoyuan, you helped me carry the black cauldron, so I ......"
I see! Before Ao Beibei finished speaking, Su Xiaomeng put on a thief expression and approached Ao Beibei and quipped: "Young man, are your pants okay?" β
How dare she say it! Last time, she cut off her waistband, so she only had a small pair of pants left! She actually dared to take his face seriously without shame!
He swore it was the greatest shame of his life! Shame! And the pants, which were a mark of great shame, he certainly did not hesitate to burn them down! I didn't expect Su Xiaomeng to dare to mention it again!
Ao Beibeitong had a red face, and with a wave of his sleeves, he turned around and left without hesitation.
Su Xiaomeng touched her nose stupidly, did she do anything wrong?
was thinking about it, but suddenly saw a silver mermaid slowly swimming past in front of him, and Su Xiaomeng hurriedly kicked her legs and chased after her.
Long silver hair, silver tail, crystal clear skin, small delicate face, and blue eyes like the sea.
It really deserves to be the legendary mermaid, and it is so beautiful that it is so beautiful that the country and the city are miserable!
So Su Xiaomeng accosted her in the most clichΓ© way in history: "Beauty, what's your name?" β
The silver mermaid said with a cold face: "When did you become blind?" I'm a beautiful man! β
Su Xiaomeng quickly changed her tone and said: "I always thought that beauty was the most beautiful in the world, but I didn't expect you to be more beautiful than a beauty!" β
The mermaid was very useful to Su Xiaomeng, who was obviously a sycophant, so she put away her cold face and chatted with Su Xiaomeng.
Through the conversation with the mermaid, from the eighteenth generation of the ancestors to the seven aunts and eight aunts, Su Xiaomengzai got to know her carefully!
It turns out that mermaids are the most special creatures in the sea, and they exist to be seen.
That's right, watch. Usually there is nothing to do with their mermaids, but as long as it is a New Year's festival or a banquet held in the Dragon Palace, the mermaid should be on the stage!
Swimming in front of everyone in the most beautiful posture was their task, and the purpose was to make the Dragon Palace look taller.
Su Xiaomeng was shocked! She thought that the Dragon Palace was really so beautiful! Feelings are all dramas! Su Xiaomeng felt that her heart had been hurt by 10,000 points!
Mermaids are actually a labor force, or free labor force!
Look at the shrimp soldiers and crabs who will have at least a few taels of silver every month to support their families, but their mermaids are stunned that they don't have a penny!
Not to mention the money, they don't even know what the money looks like!
The old dragon king of the East China Sea also said in a high-sounding manner that they should go out in the limelight and see the world, and at the beginning, the mermaids believed it innocently! Until they later learned the truth, their tears fell!
So gradually, the mermaids became numb, after all, it is natural to be born in the East China Sea and do their part for the East China Sea.
It's no wonder that the mermaid who was misgendered by Su Xiaomeng before has no good face, living in this dark deep sea, there is no moon, no freedom, no spiritual food, can they still have such a luxury as happiness?
Su Xiaomeng heard it as a handful of snot and tears! No wonder The Little Mermaid would rather turn into foam than get out of the sea, feelings are forced by life!
Su Xiaomeng's brain suddenly became hot and said: "Come with me, my master will raise you!" β
There's something wrong with this style of painting!
Su Xiaomeng said to herself: "My master is the god of Murong, the richest god in the heavenly realm!" The Queen Mother's Yao Pond is not as good as my master's lotus pond, the hundred gardens of the Hundred Flowers Fairy, not as good as my master's garden, and even the Pan Tao Garden is not as good as my master's Peach Blossom Mountain! β
Hey, hey, hey! Su Xiaomeng, people are fighting for Dad, are you fighting for the master?
The mermaid was dumbfounded when she heard this, only to hear Su Xiaomeng continue: "Also, the floor tiles in the Murong Hall are all paved with jade, and the glazed tiles on the roof are all one tile of gold, and even casually pull weeds from the Murong Palace, which are all medicinal materials for tens of thousands of years!" β
The mermaid had already heard the stars in her eyes, and Su Xiaomeng continued: "Also, my master loves to collect rare treasures......
Before Su Xiaomeng finished speaking, she was tightly held by the mermaid, and the mermaid said with tears in her eyes: "Tuhao, let's be friends!" β