Chapter 018: The First Liar of the Experimental Middle School
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Rowan Experimental Middle School was established not long ago, less than ten years ago, and the trees in it are generally not high, and many of them have just been planted this year. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
These trees have moved too many times in the past year, and the trees are haggard, and all of them are barely alive in the experimental middle school, and it is painful to survive.
In the afternoon, as soon as Ning Chen arrived at the experimental middle school, he ran to the playground, only to see that there were many beautiful women on it, hundreds of people, and they were all going around in circles.
Seeing such a moving scene, Ning Chen quickly got a haircut and got ready to go.
Suddenly, Ning Chen was dumbfounded: "Brother Hao, why are they all one-on-one?" ā
"Is there one?" Brother Hao pointed to some scattered girls, "Aren't they all one by one?" ā
Ning Chen almost didn't have a big beaker of concentrated sulfuric acid and poured it directly: "Brother Hao, those girls are all dinosaurs!" And they are all senior dinosaurs, and they are desperately hungry and thirsty. You need to walk four laps there, and any boy who looks good can click over and confess, right? ā
Brother Hao said that he was very innocent: "I didn't say it was a beauty. ā
"Damn! What's the point of chasing? "Ning Chen wants to commit suicide!
"Don't panic, boy." The sharp-eyed Brother Hao suddenly said, which made Ning Chen suddenly feel refreshed.
"Isn't that single beauty over there?" Brother Hao pointed to a beautiful woman on the playground.
Ning Chen glanced over, and saw a beautiful woman with black hair and a shawl, a tall figure, a white shirt on the top, a blue denim skirt on the bottom, and two beautiful legs that were very seductively exposed, walking alone on the playground, she didn't take a book, and as if she had something to worry about, her face was full of unhappiness.
"There is no doubt that the injured girl is in need of someone to accompany her at this moment." Brother Hao affirmed, looking at the girl's dead fish-like face, there was a little more joy.
Ning Chen: "There is no doubt that that person is me." ā
After that, the action began, Ning Chen shook his hair, moistened his lips, and the prodigal son of love rushed to the battlefield.
On the football field of Rowan Experimental Middle School, the only single beauty is slowly moving forward, she is indeed unhappy, and the reason for her unhappiness is that there are really too many people who come to talk to her about her life ideals today.
Ning Chen walked in front of the beautiful woman and walked backwards in front of the beauty.
"Beauty, do you want to have some beer with me, eat some crayfish, and talk about life by the way?" Ning Chen smiled hippiely.
The beauty stopped with an unhappy face and sneered: "If you want to say anything, be direct." ā
it! Ning Chen was shocked, he didn't expect this girl to be so direct, so he was not polite: "Classmate, can I be your boyfriend?" ā
"I can't."
"Can you be my girlfriend?"
"Neither can we."
"Why?" Ning Chen asked, worried, is it because he is not handsome enough?
Beauty: "You want to be my boyfriend even if you don't know my name?" Is there such a thing? ā
"Oh." Ning Chen put his mind at ease, it turned out that he was already handsome enough, since he wasn't it, then chase it, "What is this, we can slowly understand it in the future." Didn't the Cowherd also know people's names after taking the Weaver Girl's clothes? ā
"I have a boyfriend."
Ning Chen was stunned for a moment, then thought, and silently recited three times in his heart: She is lying to me, she is lying to me, she is lying to me.
"Do you recommend building one more?" Ning Chen asked with a hippie smile.
I have seen a lot of this beautiful woman who has no face and no skin, but I have never seen Ning Chen so faceless and skinless, it is still useless to say so.
"Huh." The beauty sneered twice, "What did you ask in the first place?" ā
Ning Chen thought about it and asked with a smile on his face: "Beauty, do you want to drink beer with me, eat crayfish, and talk about life?" ā
The beauty said word by word: "Line, line, go." ā
Ning Chen could only come back in disgrace.
Brother Hao asked slowly, "Have you won her favor, boy?" ā
Ning Chen shook his head in frustration, what kind of four-circle theorem, he didn't even want to take a few steps. This made Brother Hao feel quite comforted, after all, he didn't ask for this girl's phone number yesterday.
Brother Hao: "It's okay, beautiful women are rare, there are more dinosaurs, it's the same when you are covered with a quilt, don't be picky, adolescent teenager." ā
Ning Chen's face was full of black lines: "It's not to the point where you are so hungry." ā
Brother Hao became sad again, and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle: "I have already seen through the red dust, why do you say these words." ā
"Are you stupid?" Ning Chen can see that Brother Hao has been hit hard in this experimental middle school, and he is almost to the point of becoming a monk, and he is chanting poems every day.
"Let's go, boy, we haven't lost our memory, let's go find the lake of life." Brother Hao sighed and wanted to take Ning Chen to continue to play elsewhere.
Ning Chen didn't want to leave, saying that his true love was here.
Brother Hao motioned for Ning Chen to sit on the football field, and the two boys watched the beautiful women walking around the football field so quietly.
It's only been a month since he came to Experimental Middle School, and Brother Hao has been completely frustrated with love, and now he is surfing the Internet all day and all night, and he doesn't chase any girls.
"Ning Chen, it's useless, people like us used to chase too many girls, but now it's time for retribution, high school is a paradise for academic tyrants, and there are a lot of smart girls, and they can't be fooled." Brother Hao sighed, quite a bit to see through the red dust.
"Is it really impossible for people like us to find beautiful women?"
"Or else?"
"You lied to me in the morning?" Ning Chen asked, Brother Hao definitely didn't have a girlfriend because he didn't like those vulgar fans, but because he couldn't catch up with anyone at all.
Brother Hao looked at the sky sadly: "That's right, I am nicknamed the number one liar in the experimental middle school." ā
"I'll you." At this time, Ning Chen completely reacted.
The two of them sat on the playground of the experimental middle school for more than ten minutes, and Ning Chen really didn't understand why Brother Hao became like this.
Brother Hao was similar to himself back then, just a little boy with little color, and now he feels so decadent that he can't talk about it.
"Brother Hao, you have really changed." Ning Chen said meaningfully.
Brother Hao didn't speak, just quietly looked at the beauties on the edge of the playground, as if he had already looked down on everything.
"I want you to change back." Ning Chen stared into the distance, if Brother Hao had changed, Ning Chen's junior high school would really have no brothers he knew.
Brother Hao was still melancholy: "Loneliness is a poison, an addictive poison, you can't do it." ā
Ning Chen: "I'll give you that beauty's phone number." ā
Brother Hao looked at Ning Chen, the poet's generally sad face gradually changed, and the typical Qinggao of "Lao Tzu is single" disappeared.
"Brother!" Brother Hao hugged Ning Chen's thigh, "I really didn't give you this brother in vain!" If you can really get her phone number, I'll treat you to dumplings. ā
Ning Chen sighed: The moment he changed back, he was so caught off guard that he wanted to take off his shoes and beat people.
In the end, Ning Chen walked towards the beauty.
The beautiful woman couldn't help but be angry when she saw Ning Chen coming back: "It's you again!" ā
Ning Chen smiled faintly: "I came to ask you for your phone number this time." ā
The beauty rolled her eyes: "Didn't they all say that I have a boyfriend?" ā
"I expected it a long time ago, so I didn't plan to ask for it, did you see that person over there?" Ning Chen pointed to Brother Hao, who was pretending to be melancholy on the side.
"The idiot?" The beauty looked at Brother Hao over there and asked.
"Okay, that's enough." Ning Chen said, leave after speaking, and never stop.
Seeing that Ning Chen had completed it so quickly, Brother Hao couldn't help but hurriedly get up and ask Ning Chen, "Are you coming?" ā
Ning Chen nodded affirmatively, gave him a phone number, and said, "You save it, don't call now, and call later." ā
Brother Hao happily took the phone number: "Let's go, please go to school for dinner." ā
Ning Chen: "Aren't you eating dumplings outside?" ā
Brother Hao: "You heard me wrong. ā
Next, Ning Chen finally realized how bad the food in the experimental middle school was, and after eating, Ning Chen had to send a text message to Zhao Ming.