Chapter Twenty-Nine: Brother Xiaozhe, Am I Very Discerning!
"Well...... Zheng Shaoshui thought for a moment before saying, "Let's give him a seven-fold discount first!" If he is not satisfied, he will do whatever he wants, as long as you don't talk much, I promise you are okay, take a photo of the invoice and send it to me when you are done, and I will go and talk to your manager. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Okay, I got it."
"That's it, give him back the phone!" Zheng Shaoshui said.
After Gu Xiaotian took the phone, he heard Zheng Shaoshui's voice on the other side: "Gu Shao, no problem, I have already taught him a lesson, and I will definitely give you a discount now." ”
When Gu Xiaotian heard this, he immediately became overjoyed: "Okay, then don't delay me to buy something, let's go quickly!" ”
"Okay, goodbye Gu Shao, happy shopping." Zheng Shaoshui wanted to cry and said without tears, this Nima can be used if you need it, and you can kick it away if you don't need it.
After hanging up the phone, Gu Xiaotian looked up at the salesman in front of him and smiled proudly: "Do you want to give me a discount now?" ”
"Hit ......" The salesman nodded hurriedly: "The young master said to give Mr. a seven-fold discount." ”
When Gu Zhe heard this, he was immediately confused, this guy can get a seven-percent discount with a casual phone call?
"Seven folds? No, no, it's too high. Gu Xiaotian thought for a moment, and then shook his head: "I'm not so greedy, just give a five-percent discount." ”
......When the salesman heard Gu Xiaotian's first sentence, he was relieved, and said that it was good that Gu Xiaotian didn't have a lion to open his mouth, but Gu Xiaotian's next sentence made her completely dumbfounded, her mouth trembled, but she didn't know what to say.
"What's wrong? Any questions? Gu Xiaotian frowned slightly and asked, he really felt that the 7 discount was too high, 7 was obviously bigger than 5! Such a simple math problem can still stump Young Master Ben's IQ to break through the surface?
The salesman subconsciously wanted to say that this was already a big loss and couldn't be sold at all, but then he thought of Zheng Shaoshui's words, and hurriedly swallowed these words back raw, and tried to maintain a smile and said: "No problem, I'll give Mr. a five-percent discount." ”
Not only Gu Zhe was dumbfounded, but even Gu Ziqian and Gu Ziyou looked stunned, and they were even willing to sell at a loss, what is the situation......
Hearing the salesman's words, Gu Xiaotian nodded with satisfaction, and then his thoughts turned around, and he suddenly thought that Gu Zhe was getting a nine-percent discount, and his was a five-percent discount, such a comparison, nine to five, didn't he lose......
it! Gu Xiaotian slapped his thigh excitedly, thinking that Lao Tzu was just thinking that Zheng Shaoshui was pitiful, and he didn't want to kill him so much, how could he seem to have lost himself, and he should have let him play a few points off.
Just when Gu Xiaotian was thinking nonsense, Gu Zhe said with a smile: "Brother Xiaotian, you ...... You win, I lose. ”
"What? I won? Gu Xiaotian looked back at Gu Zhe, revealing a look of surprise.
"Yes! As I said before, whoever has a lot of discounts will win, Brother Xiaotian, don't worry, I will never pay the bill. Gu Zhe wrinkled a bitter gourd face and said, he wanted to repay the debt, but the extraordinary Gu Ziyou was beside him, and there was no chance to rely on it!
Gu Xiaotian still didn't understand what was going on, turned his head to look at Fei Fei, and saw that he smiled and nodded at himself, Gu Xiaotian had confidence, raised his head and coughed a few times, and said loudly: "In this case, let's come according to the gambling contract, Miss hurry up and settle the account!" How much do we all have these clothes combined. ”
"Yes sir, please wait." The salesperson began to check the prices on the clothes one by one, and whispered, "If you get a 50% discount......
As soon as he heard that he was going to get a five-percent discount, Gu Zhe's bloody heart finally felt a little better, and he barely squeezed out a smile on his face.
"What? Who allowed you to get 50% off? Only my few pieces are discounted, and all the rest are calculated according to the original price. When Gu Xiaotian heard the salesman's words, he immediately shouted unhappily: "Otherwise, you just look down on my brother Xiaozhe!" Do you know? ”
The "......" salesman was confused again.
"Poof......" Gu Zhe's heart was dripping blood just now, and he was about to vomit blood after being repeated by Gu Xiaotian, and now he really wanted to grab Gu Xiaotian's hand and beg: "Brother, I really hope you look down on me now, little brother, please look down on me, okay......"
But Gu Zhe still couldn't save face after all, so he could only smile dryly and forcibly echo Gu Xiaotian and said loudly: "That's it, give me the original price, otherwise you will look down on me!" ”
Since the money has to be spent, you have to let people forcibly pretend to be forced to do it!
"Hahaha......" When Gu Xiaotian heard this, he laughed and patted Gu Zhe's shoulder, as if he had found a like-minded friend, and then heard the sound of him triggering a three-star nerve event in the system, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but laugh even more.
When the salesman heard this, he glanced at Gu Xiaotian and Gu Zhe with an extremely strange gaze, and then secretly scolded himself in his heart: "These two are all neurotics!" ”
After a while, the salesman finished settling all the accounts, looked up at Gu Zhe and said, "Sir, a total of eighty-eight thousand seven hundred and thirty-four fast." ”
"What? 88734 blocks? Did you miscalculate? Gu Zhe was so frightened that he almost bit his tongue, and said with wide eyes.
Although he ruthlessly took 5 pieces of clothes with a minimum price of more than 4,000 yuan, his 5 pieces were less than 30,000 yuan, and Gu Ziqian and Gu Ziyou only politely took two pieces, plus Gu Xiaotian's four pieces at a 5% discount, these together are not worth more than 50,000 yuan!
"Sir, there is no mistake." The salesman said, picked up the white crystal dress that Gu Xiaotian had chosen, and explained: "The original price of this skirt is 98,800 yuan, and it is 49,400 yuan after a five-percent discount. ”
"! It's so expensive, your dress is diamond-encrusted! Gu Zhe was so frightened that his legs couldn't help but weaken.
"Sir, you are right, it is indeed set with diamonds."
Gu Zhe: "......"
"The fabric of this skirt is silk wool, which is a kind of superfine wool product imported from Australia, the fabric is as light as yarn, delicate and silky, with the elegance of silk, it is one of the highest quality natural fiber fabrics in the world." Seeing Gu Zhe's reaction, the salesperson was not impatient, and still patiently explained:
"And each of the 18 crystal pendants on the dress is set with real diamonds, which is why it is so expensive. This skirt is worn on the body, no matter where you go, it can definitely be called the focus of the audience, if you don't believe in the quality of the diamond, you can go and test it yourself, and if there is a problem, you can return it at any time. ”
After listening to the salesperson's introduction, Gu Xiaotian immediately laughed excitedly, patted Gu Zhe's shoulder vigorously and said loudly: "Brother Xiaozhe, brother, am I very discerning!" Hahaha......"
"Yes, yes......" Gu Zhe's smile was more ugly than crying, but his heart was dripping with blood, you have vision, my eyes are blind today, I actually asked you to make this bet, I TM am a mentally retarded person at all......
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