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The two heavenly soldiers who were called to guard the garden were instantly stunned.

Land, what's going on?

How do you feel like you've been by someone?

"Water...... Hurry up and give me water......" The land cried out for water with tears in his eyes.

Water?

We're all immortals, who still carries water?

The two heavenly soldiers were stunned all of a sudden.

"Holy...... Ouch ......"

At this moment, the land was like the dog of the Erlang God, stretching out its tongue and panting constantly.

He felt his internal organs burning, and a hot feeling came out of his bones.

What the hell is this?

Which of the eight lambs was planted here?

"I'm going to die." The land lord wailed with an aggrieved face: "You two stupid, hurry up and send me to Taishang Laojun...... Ouch ......"

He felt his lips go numb throughout, and even his tongue felt as if it wasn't his own.

The two heavenly soldiers were suddenly about to send the land to the Tushi Palace, but when they saw the lips of the land, they couldn't help but burst into laughter in an instant.

"Haha...... Father-in-law of the land, you ...... mouth"

"Ouch...... Ha ha...... Father-in-law of the land, please forgive me...... I really can't help it...... Haha......"

The two heavenly soldiers burst into laughter in unison, and while laughing, they tightly covered their stomachs.

The land looked at these two heavenly soldiers with a dead face, and secretly said in his heart, what did these two bastards see to laugh like this?

But he can't open his mouth now, he feels that his mouth is unconscious, and he just wants to hurry to Tushi Palace to find Lao Jun now.

"Land Father-in-law...... Don't worry, our brothers will send you over. ”

The two heavenly soldiers hurriedly held on to the land and flew towards the Tushi Palace.

Along the way, the two heavenly soldiers bit their lips tightly, trying not to let themselves laugh.

"Poof......" The heavenly soldier on the right couldn't stand it anymore, and laughed loudly while holding on to the land, and the laughter spread all the way.

Amazing...... Damn, you two bastards......

As soon as the land was sent to Tushi Palace, the two heavenly soldiers quickly slipped back.

"Haha...... Have you seen the mouth of the father-in-law of the land? ”

"I saw it, and I don't know what happened to him, but I almost laughed to death...... It's like hanging a sausage...... Ha ha. ”

The land is very depressed, what the hell is going on with this special mother?

Why are these two bastards laughing all the way?

As soon as I entered the Tushi Palace, I happened to see Taishang Laojun meditating.

"It's the land lord, what kind of wind blew you here today?" Taishang Laojun sat on the futon, didn't look at the land, and asked with his eyes closed.

The land prince's face was dead, and he was angry and anxious, but his tongue was numb, and he couldn't even open his mouth, and he looked at Taishang Laojun pitifully with tears in his eyes.

The nose kept making a panting sound of "hum, hum", he wanted to talk to Taishang Laojun, but now his mouth is numb, and his internal organs feel like they are burning, who has the heart to speak?

Taishang Laojun didn't hear the answer of the land, and couldn't help but open his eyes in confusion, and was suddenly startled: "You...... Are you the land? ”

The land immediately nodded desperately.

But I can't stop saying in my heart, can it be that I can't even recognize Lao Jun now?

I was so anxious and angry that I almost didn't faint.

"What's wrong with you?" Taishang Laojun stared at the land with wide eyes, and asked with a puzzled expression: "Why is your mouth the same as hanging two sausages on it?" His face and eyes were as red as anything. ”

He really couldn't understand how the land could become like this, according to the cultivation of the land, it was not very low, could it be said that there was some kind of conspiracy?

As soon as I heard Taishang Laojun say this, the land was instantly shocked, it's over, I'm so poisoned, right?

His eyes couldn't help but turn red, and he couldn't hold back his tears immediately.

"Wow" and cried out, like a child, crying a handful of tears and snot.

"What the ......"

The inexplicable cry of the land suddenly startled Taishang Laojun, but seeing that the land was really painful, he forcibly resisted the thought of laughing.

He really couldn't understand how to cry in the land that didn't know how many years he had lived?

Is there any fairy look?

"Don't cry, don't cry, what's wrong with you? Tell me about it. Seeing the land crying with snot and tears, Taishang Laojun was depressed, and then looked carefully at the lips of the land, and asked confusedly.

The land is called a grievance in my heart, where can I talk now?

He hurriedly pinched a trick, and then a brush and a piece of paper appeared in front of him.

The land wiped a handful of tears, picked up the brush and wrote on the paper.

"You mean there's something strange growing in your garden?" Taishang Laojun looked at the words on the paper and said suspiciously: "Then you ate it?" And then it just became like this? ”

The land nodded desperately.

What the hell is this?

almost killed Lao Tzu.

"I'll give you a few pills first." Taishang Laojun carefully observed the lips of the land, and after muttering for a while, he took out a small bottle of elixir from his sleeve.

The land grabbed the pill bottle, unplugged the bottle, and poured the pill into his mouth one by one.

Taishang Laojun quietly watched the land pour medicine, but did not stop it.

He frowned, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart, what kind of vicious thing is this?

Unexpectedly, the gods were tricked?

Could it be some legendary ancient artifact?

Taishang Laojun deserves to be a master of alchemy, and after taking this elixir, his red and swollen lips disappeared in less than ten breaths.

The land felt that his lips were returning to normal, so he quickly chirped his mouth.

Damn, Lao Tzu is finally better.

"Laojun, you have to make the decision for me." The little daughter-in-law of the land gritted her teeth as if she was wronged: "I don't know who planted this thing in my garden with a thousand knives, I almost died." ”

"No, I want to apply to the Jade Emperor for the protection of the Heavenly Soldiers." He first puffed angrily, and then said with a sad face: "Otherwise, maybe I will die tomorrow." ”

Taishang Laojun twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, isn't it just poison?

Do you want to apply for the protection of the Heavenly Soldiers?

And you found this poison yourself.

"Let's go over and see what this poison you are talking about." Taishang Laojun shook off the dust and was about to take off the clouds.

Suddenly, there was a call in front of him: "Lao Jun stays." ”

How is this the voice of Jiro God?

Taishang Laojun hurriedly stopped and waited quietly for Erlang God.

"Laojun, please save the Roaring Sky Dog." As soon as he descended from the clouds, Erlang God hurriedly waved at Taishang Laojun, and then said eagerly: "My dog doesn't know what he ate, but this mouth is swollen like this." ”

When the land heard this, he hurriedly fixed his eyes and looked at it, and suddenly he almost laughed.

The mouth of the growling dog was high and swollen, and even the entire cheek was swollen, and the dog's face was no longer the same.

"What's going on?" Seeing the appearance of the roaring dog, Taishang Laojun was stunned all of a sudden.

It would be forgivable to say that the land was poisoned by that poison, but what about this roaring dog?

Could it be that he has been poisoned by that poison?

"Ahem...... Erlang God glanced at the land with a floating look, and then said seriously: "The Roaring Sky Dog has just slipped into the garden of the land...... I don't know how, and then I ran out with tears in my eyes, and when I saw that it didn't call, I couldn't help but be suspicious, and after a closer look, I found that it had a swollen mouth......"

It must have eaten the monster in my garden.

That's, you're right, the land glared at the dog fiercely, this dog has nothing to do on weekdays and always steals things to eat, and now he's been tricked, right?

But it seems that the poison is really evil, not only the gods will be poisoned, but even this divine beast will be poisoned.

"Oh, I see." Taishang Laojun suddenly realized, and after nodding, he said suspiciously: "Isn't there a way for Zhenjun to let the Roaring Sky Dog recover?" ”

"I tried." Erlang God said depressedly: "I don't know what caused it, and I can't even recover my mana at all, so I came to disturb Lao Jun rashly." ”

Hearing this, Taishang Laojun and the land were in their hearts at the same time.

This thing is so poisonous?

This made Taishang Laojun more and more determined to go over and test the poison in person.

After handing a few pills to Erlang God, Lao Jun made a little preparation, and then said to the land and Erlang God: "Let's go, I want to see what amazing thing appears in the heavenly court." ”

In a short time, the three of them and one dog flew into the garden of the land.

"Laojun, this is the poison." The land was as if it had seen something terrible, far away from the Naga viper.

"Land Lord, you say this is the poison that caused the mouth of the roaring dog?" Erlang God pointed at the Naga Viper and asked with an incredulous expression.

The land nodded with palpitations.

"Is it really that powerful?" When Taishang Laojun heard this, he couldn't help frowning, and looked carefully at the three Naga poisonous snakes.

These three things don't look like products in the heavenly court, how did it come about?

How did it poison the land and the howling dogs?

However, there is only one way to know the truth, and that is to try it for yourself to have a say.

Lao Jun plucked a chili pepper, looked at it for a while, and then stuffed it into his mouth.

He felt that his cultivation was profound, and there should be no way to take him with this mere poison.

"Lao Jun can't ......" Before the words of the land were finished, this Naga poisonous snake was swallowed by Taishang Laojun three times and five divided by two.

He had no choice but to watch Taishang Laojun.

"It tastes good." Taishang Laojun tasted it for a while, and it didn't feel very good.

But the thought was fleeting, for a fiery sensation was emanating from his internal organs, and soon spread throughout his body.

In an instant, Lao Jun's limbs and bones were enveloped by this hot feeling.

"Immeasurable, that Heavenly Venerable's ...... I...... What a ...... this special thing," Lao Jun jumped up and down and shouted, "Water...... Give me water......

The land and Erlang God looked at Lao Jun jumping up and down in a daze, and he didn't think of bringing water to Lao Jun......

"I want to drink water." Taishang Laojun was crying out with snot and tears, and he was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks.

"Oh oh......" The land hurriedly came back to his senses and quickly handed over the gourd on his waist.

"How powerful is this poison?" Jirojin expressed disbelief.

It must be pretended.

Can a mere poison be a true gentleman?

He secretly plucked a chili pepper, and then stuffed it into his mouth while the land and Taishang Laojun were not paying attention.

The next moment, Erlang jumped up violently: "...... Oh, my God...... What the hell is this...... What the hell is this? ”

"Zhenjun, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that Erlang God was jumping up and down in an instant, the land was immediately frightened and hid aside, and said suspiciously: "Does it matter?" ”

"Water, I want to drink water too......" Erlang God howled miserably as he gasped for air.

Before the land could pass the water, Jiro's mouth swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye.

It's like hanging two sausages on top......