"But how can monster urine be sweet?" Wu Yifan, whose face returned to normal, fell into deep thought. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It's a pity that he doesn't have a professional testing machine, otherwise some soil samples or collecting monster urine can analyze detailed relevant data.

Send it to a professional testing agency.

There is also no device to store soil urine, so there is no guarantee that the collected will not be contaminated, so we can only wait for the next time to collect it.

"You guys just pee, don't pee next time!" Wu Yifan walked up to the two behemoth monsters, his tone full of reproach.

Hearing this, the two monsters lowered their heads aggrievedly, their eyes seemed to be shining with tears, and they looked at Wu Yifan.

It seems to be saying that "the baby is so wronged".

"Go, get the fertilizer back to the warehouse! By the way, sort out the fertilizer in the warehouse. ”

Wu Yifan pointed his finger, and the two monsters staggered into the warehouse. Then, under his gaze, the arms of the two monsters did not use much force, and with a slight lift, ten bags of fertilizer were quickly and accurately resisted on the shoulders of the monsters like birds and forests.

At first glance, the 2-meter-tall monster was stunned to pull up a meter higher, if it weren't for the fear of breaking through the roof of the warehouse, Wu Yifan had no doubt that it would be no problem to be tired of ten bags.

This strength, if you go to work on floor tiles, you will have a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan.

Two minutes later, more than 100 bags of haphazard manure were sorted into separate categories.

Inorganic fertilizers such as nitrogen, phosphate, potash, etc. are placed on the left side of the warehouse.

Organic fertilizers, such as green manure, cake manure, and ring manure are placed on the right side of the warehouse.

Biofertilizers are placed between organic and inorganic fertilizers.

"Great strength, high work efficiency!" After reading the work attitude of the two monsters, Wu Yifan burst into tears.

Work without complaints, hard work, hard work, high efficiency, obedient is not like words!

This is in stark contrast to the six migrant workers previously recruited.

They work and complain, they think they are dirty and tired, and they are not present to supervise, so they are allowed to be lazy and rest. At noon, there are too few meat dishes and too hard rice; Complained at night that the staff dormitory was too poor and there were many mosquitoes.

At that time, he didn't dare to blame, Qingfeng Village was located in a remote location, and there were few young and middle-aged laborers. In case they leave the burden, how can that big farm survive?

It's good now.

There are two powerful and efficient farmers with a production efficiency of +5% and a growth and development rate of +5%, and they are happy to do farm work.

The only fly in the ointment is that the fertilization site has to make a big mosaic!

Flashing someone's titanium dog's eyes!

As soon as Wu Yifan walked out of the fertilizer warehouse, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.

The acres of small cabbage fields that had just been blessed by the monster "rain and dew" were actually ripe!

The cabbage is cooked!

From the monster's fresh and refined fertilization method to Wu Yifan's appearance, it was only 15 minutes in total. But a miracle happened in this quarter of an hour, and the cabbage, which was originally 3 days away from the growth cycle, broke the law and ripened!

As far as the eye can see, there are little cabbages full of tender green and delicate water, some grow upwards, some spread around, like flowers blooming in the field, and like green and faint jade erected between the ridges, full of infinite vitality.

Even though the countryside is cooler than the city in summer, it is also extremely hot, and the air and breeze around the warehouse are viscous and thick, as if frozen.

But as soon as he came to the area of half a meter of this acre of small cabbage field, the sultry weather changed in an instant, and Wu Yifan, who was slightly stunned, almost thought that he had come to a 26-degree air-conditioned room.

The air was humid, with the scent of earth and bok choy.

The breeze is cool, flowing, wet and salty, presenting a wonderful breeze blowing willows.

Wu Yifan, who couldn't extricate himself for a while, almost sank in this smell if he hadn't remembered that this was the smell of monster urine.

After calming down, Wu Yifan looked at this "precocious" little cabbage, and his heart was indescribably happy.

The production cycle of plants, especially vegetables, is fixed, and the harvest time is basically stable. This batch of bok choy matured 3 days earlier, which is equivalent to 3 days earlier in the production cycle. Similarly, the next planting will be brought forward by three days.

Wu Yifan squatted down and observed carefully.

The yield of this batch of cabbage is about 5%-10% more than the previous harvest, and the growth is gratifying. Gently tearing off a section of stem and leaf, it is very brittle and brittle, and the water content is abundant, as if a beautiful woman carved in pink and jade drips water, and the delicate appearance is unimaginable.

In other words, Juli Farmer's so-called [production efficiency +5%, growth and development speed +5%] have all been achieved!

The only thing that is uncertain is whether there are any side effects from this "ripening technique".

Modern science is well developed, and there are also ripening agents. For example, in the process of seafood, chickens and ducks are raised, hormone drugs are often injected to promote growth, which will have certain adverse effects on the human body after eating.

Like a news in the previous news - a 14-year-old girl eats one foreign fast food a week, and a year later, her breasts are too large and she is forced to have breast surgery!

After "looking", it is food.

The cabbage eats the stems and leaves, and the green leaves and stems are quickly sent into the mouth, chewed, with a hint of sweetness, and a hint of fragrance.

It is a unique fragrance that blends earth and vegetables.

Bah! Bah! Bah!

Wu Yifan, who suddenly remembered something, vomited wildly, and the tender green stems and leaves would be stained with crystal monster urine!

Your sister, this is going to be sent!

This batch of cabbage is going to sell big! I'm sorry for the urine of those two monsters if I don't sell it out!

He knew very well what the taste of the little cabbage was, and this batch of little cabbage that had experienced the monster's "Grace of Rain and Dew" had a stronger vegetable flavor, sweeter and more crispy, and he almost thought that the two monsters had improved the little cabbage.

Looking at the two honest monsters in front of them, their bodies were like the sun emitting blazing light.

It's not coolies, it's a moving vault!

Flashing blind renminbi!

Their urine is sweet, and it can't even be.

Wu Yifan, who has a bad taste, has the courage to eat monster urine by mistake, but he doesn't have the courage to eat monster feces

Is urine so powerful? I'll pee too!

"Go, go, stand with your eyes closed when it's convenient for the master." Facing the small eyes narrowed by the huge monster, Wu Yifan, a man, has low self-esteem!

After selecting a small square in an acre of cabbage field as a comparative experiment, Wu Yifan pointed to the monster and said: "Go and pee again, except for the place where I urinated, sprinkle it for me!" ”

The monster smacked its face, pointed underneath, and then pointed to its mouth, its thick throat squirming rhythmically.

Drink water!

Otherwise, no pee!

Wu Yifan and the monster seemed to have a heart, and they understood the moment the monster gestured.

Just like human beings, although they usually don't drink water, they can also replenish water by eating fruits at meals, but if they want to urinate quickly and urinate enough, they must vigorously replenish water.

Pull in the leather tube and unscrew the faucet.

The tap water was bubbling up, and the two monsters used their strength to suck hard. The picture is so inconsistent, it's like two giant babies with a smallest pacifier in their mouths.

After five minutes, the two monsters finally stopped drinking water.

Within 300 seconds, the two monsters shared 6 tons of water. One ton of water can fill about 1,800 bottles of mineral water (550 ml), which can produce 200 kg of fertilizer, which is enough for a person to use all his domestic water for ten days.

And the two monsters, one meal of hard work consumes all the living water of a person for 2 months.

Horror!

That's a lot!

Therefore, Wu Yifan almost knelt to watch the water drinking performance of the monster.

If you don't consider the disharmony of appearance and the problem of insulting the city, you can go out to do business in the future and block the wine.

"Drinking tap water can produce urine, and grow such a tender high-quality cabbage." Wu Yifan was full of emotion.

It's worth it, it's worth it!

Due to the remote location of Qingfeng Village, a maintenance fee of 2 yuan is added to each ton of tap water, so it is 5 yuan per ton.

Based on the current agricultural area of Haha Farm, it is conservatively estimated that the two monsters drink 6 tons of tap water every day and cost 30 yuan.

Spending 30 yuan a day can be exchanged for ten acres of tender and high-quality cabbage, this business is so fucking fair!

Wu Yifan had issued an order before, and the two monsters came to the field step by step, and then lifted the body hair that was as lush as a forest, revealing indescribable things, and finally like a shower, full of passion!

"Damn, it's a monster, and the way of urinating is not the same. Before, it was as thin as spring water, but now it is a hundred flowers blooming, and the torrent is splashing, admiring and admiring. ”

Obediently rumbling holes!

Fortunately, Wu Yifan practiced the **** in front of him when he was in college, and he had the superb skills in his heart, so he ignored the two monsters.

I don't know where he found a black umbrella, and he was stunned to block the expected "rainstorm"!

He accidentally slurred some monster urine before, and he didn't want to be drenched in monster urine again. Although monster urine has a sweet and fragrant taste, it is also urine, and no matter how fragrant it is, it cannot be used as a perfume.

Originally, he was worried that the urine of the two monsters was too comfortable and too casual, and he had soaked the small square he had specially used to do comparative experiments, but the miraculous thing was that as soon as the rainstorm formed by the monster urine entered the small square field, it seemed to be absorbed and disappeared by the black hole in the underworld.

A quarter of an hour later!

A miracle happened again, except for the small square field used for comparative experiments, that is, the small cabbage field where Wu Yifan had urinated, all the small cabbage ripened as promised.

Damn, people are more popular than people, I compare with monsters, and I am really inferior to beasts.

Wu Yifan was angry, and at the same time optimistically thought - finally there is one more evidence to prove that I am not a beast.

ps. Collect it quickly, and by the way, let's get a recommendation ticket