Chapter 101: Don't rob the god of this book

The god of Buzhi is to return to the Murong Hall with the pig's head that has been stung beyond recognition, and the bumblebee on the streamer mountain is extremely poisonous, and it is impossible to force the poison out with divine power, so the god of Buzhi had to ask for help from Taishang Laojun. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

However, the god of Buzhi once thought that Taishang Laojun was a person who bought dog skin plasters, and he was very disdainful of Taishang Laojun, and even threatened that he would not use Taishang Laojun's elixir.

So, when Buzhi Shangshen sent a servant to Taishang Laojun to buy pills, Taishang Laojun righteously refused.

Buzhi Shangshen is desperate, this is a naked slap in the face, not to mention, when will his handsome appearance be restored to its original state!

Let him live with such an ugly face for the rest of his life, he might as well be sprayed to death by a mouthful of salt soda!

It's just disfigured, but the poison of the bumblebee is amazingly strong, and the night when the god of Buzhi returned to the Buzhi Temple, it was itchy and painful, and he directly scratched his face!

Now the matter is a big deal, Su Xiaomeng decided to go back to the heavenly realm to see the god of Buzhi, but the god of Buzhi was also injured by her appointment, and she has the responsibility to cure the god of Buzhi.

Su Xiaomeng packed her luggage and planned to go back to the heavenly realm to say goodbye to Su 13 on the morning of the day, Su 13 sat in the courtyard reading as usual, seeing that Su Xiaomeng was leaving, and only said lightly: "Before, Buzhi Shangshen often came to me to discuss books, so I didn't feel lonely, and now that you are gone, Buzhi Shangshen can't come again, how can I feel lonely again?" ”

Su Xiaomeng was taken aback, she seemed to have done something wrong.

If she doesn't interfere in the affairs of Buzhi Shangshen and Su Thirteen, and let Buzhi Shangshen run to Su Shisan's place every day, so that after a long time, the two will be in love with each other for a long time.

However, in order to make Su 13 and Buzhi Shangshen develop faster, she matched them to go to Liuguang Mountain to cultivate their feelings, but the result was that Buzhi Shangshen was stung by a bumblebee and disfigured, and Taishang Laojun didn't want to deal with Buzhi Shangshen, so without ten days and half a month, Buzhi Shangshen couldn't go out.

In other words, a few days ago, Buzhi Shangshen ran to Su Shisan's side every day, and the book friendship that he had cultivated with great difficulty was so faded......

Su Xiaomeng's face is full of internal flow, and the cloth is on the gods, I can't stand you!

So Su Xiaomeng and Hua Murong slipped back to the heavenly realm like a gust of wind, and went straight to the Taishang Laojun Palace.

When Su Xiaomeng saw Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun was singing a little song next to the Dan furnace: "Benjun is in a good mood~~"

The waiter who was fanning the fire next to the Dan furnace kept twitching the corners of his mouth, with a pitiful expression that wanted to cry and laugh.

The magic sound is in the ears, and this is probably the effect.

Su Xiaomeng stroked her forehead, Taishang Laojun, don't come out and be embarrassed if you don't have all the five tones, okay, you always went out of tune to Siberia!

Hua Murong also had a black line on his face, it was the first time he heard Taishang Laojun singing, but he didn't expect it to be like this...... Thrilling......

It's so ugly that if he doesn't stop it, the little waiter who is on fire may die like a moth to the fire because he can't bear the powerful impact of this magic sound.

Let's just be kind, save this little boy who was destroyed by Taishang Laojun!

So Hua Murong gently walked behind Taishang Laojun, clenched his fists and coughed.

Taishang Laojun's body stiffened, his old face turned red, and he slowly turned around and saluted Hua Murong: "I don't know that Mu Rong is here, Xiaojun is far away." ”

Hua Murong pulled Su Xiaomeng to sit down beside him: "It's okay, you keep singing." ”

After that, he had an expression of "God is watching you in the notebook".

The corners of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched, and he said with a smile: "Xiaojun's five tones are incomplete, I'm afraid that he won't be able to enter the ears of the gods." ”

Hua Murong straightened his sleeves and said lightly: "It's good that you know." ”

Taishang Laojun choked up, but still said with a smile: "I don't know what is the important matter for the god Murong to come here?" ”

Could it be that you're here to ask for the elixir again? Don't, he stayed up for three days and three nights to fill the empty bottles in the Dan room, and when this Mu Rong God came, his Dan room was going to suffer again!

Hua Murong smiled lightly, smiled brightly and beautifully, and said without pain: "I heard that Lao Jun recently refined a batch of Baiqing Pills, and the gods came to try the medicinal effect." ”

Knowing that you have recently refined a new elixir, don't talk nonsense, and hand it over to the god of Ben quickly!

The smile on Taishang Laojun's face froze: "This, Xiaojun is not very sure, it is better not to take risks." ”

Laojun, I worked hard to refine so many Baiqing Pills, and I won't give you any death!

Hua Murong's eyebrows sank, and he slapped the table with a "snap", and the teacup on the table was slapped crisply, overflowing with yellow tea.

Hua Murong said coldly: "As a Taishang Laojun, the elixir refined must be 100% effective, and you dare to say that you are not sure, this is your dereliction of duty!" Besides, what if something happens to someone else with the elixir that has been refined? Can you afford it? This is a miscarriage! ”

Do you give it or not? Don't rob it for the god of Ben!

Taishang Laojun was taken aback by Hua Murong, and quickly changed his words: "No, no, no, Xiaojun's elixir is definitely 100% effective, I don't know how much God wants?" ”

Okay, you are a senior b, you cow b, give it to you, give it to you!

Hua Mu softened his expression: "In this way, the god will try a bottle first." ”

Sample, it would be nice to give it early.

One bottle is ten, he finally refined three bottles, and Mu Rong took a third of it as soon as the god came!

Beast! It's a beast!

Taishang Laojun was slandered in his heart, but he still endured the pain and gave the pill to Hua Murong.

As soon as the elixir arrived, Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng rushed to the Buzhi Palace.

The god of Buzhi was lying on his own bed and rolling hard, because he was afraid that the god of Buzhi would scratch himself again, the attendants of the temple of Buzhi tied the hand of the god of Buzhi with ropes, and the god of Buzhi was itchy and couldn't scratch it, so he had to jump desperately on his own bed.

So, what Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng saw at a glance was a certain god who was tied up with a big bag and was jumping around.

Su Xiaomeng couldn't bear it, a generation of gods was finally destroyed in the hands of bumblebees!

Bumblebee, you cows!

Hua Murong looked at the embarrassed Bu Zhi and said directly: "Bu Zhi, why did you grow so fat?" Like a pig. ”

Burst! An arrow struck the little heart of the gods.

Mu Rong God, don't say it if you know! It's hard to feed people's hearts!

Before the god of Buzhi could answer, Hua Murong said again: "Don't be afraid, the god has a hundred Qing Dan, even if you become a pig, the god can turn you back." ”

After that, Hua Murong opened the bottle and poured a pill, twisted it and was about to feed it to the mouth of the god of Buzhi, the god of cloth shook his head in horror, don't, what the hell is this time, are you sure you didn't take it wrong?

Hua Murong frowned: "Don't struggle, eat quickly, become so ugly, you can't stand the god of this book!" ”

Burst! The little heart of the god was hit by an arrow again.

Isn't it okay for him to be ugly?

Hey, hey, what are you going to do, don't come here, don't come here, hey!

"Hmm......" Bu Zhi Shangshen grabbed his neck tightly as if he was going to cough out the elixir, but the elixir melted in his mouth and melted directly in Bu Zhishangshen's mouth.

In despair, the god stopped his hand, lay on his back on the bed, and said in despair: "If you eat what you shouldn't eat, the god is going to die, and you are going to die......"

Then Buzhi Shangshen covered his stomach with a painful face: "It's so poisonous!" My stomach hurts, it hurts! ”

Hua Murong, Su Xiaomeng, and the little fox on Su Xiaomeng's shoulders all looked at Bu Zhi Shangshen: Pretend, you can pretend energetically!

Bu Zhi Shangshen covered his stomach and rolled on the bed for a full thirty laps before he found that he had nothing to do, and then touched his face and found that he had recovered his appearance, and couldn't help but look at Hua Murong happily and said: "Bu Zhi Shangshen, the pill you gave is really effective!" ”

Hua Murong sneered and stretched out a hand to Buzhi Shangshen: "Give money." ”

Cloth God: ...... (To be continued.) )