Chapter 249: Wonderful Brothers
81_81523 "Hee Hee...... This is the eldest brother's virtuous brother? That's handsome! "This guy is the Hong family's Hong family who is frightened, retreating, people are hiding, and dogs are hiding when they see dogs!
"Uh. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Ling Tianci shuddered again, then resisted the urge to rush up and beat this guy, and said with a dry smile: "Hehe...... Fortunately, I will be honored. ”
This time, Ling Tianci didn't even bother to say his name, and the big fat man kicked Hong Laoer's bed with his foot and said, "Enough, if you are like this, Lao Tzu can't even eat." ”
"Oops, I hate it." Hong Lao Er continued to disgust everyone.
"I ......" Hong Aiguo jumped up directly from his recliner and said, "Beat me." ”
Ling Tianci couldn't get used to this product for a long time, and the fat man with Hong suddenly jumped up, and beat the second Hong who was neither male nor female on the bed.
"Oh, oh, don't fight, it's hurting." Hong Laoer's voice made Ling Tianci and the three of them go directly violently.
The guards at the door looked up at the sky and muttered, "I didn't see anything!" ”
"Huhu ......" Hong Lao Er was lying on the bed with a blue nose and swollen face, although there was those rouge aromas, but Ling Tianci always felt that after beating this Hong Lao Er, there was a strange smell all over his body.
Hong Da Fat Man and Hong Laosan hurriedly went to wash their hands, and there were a few retching sounds.
"What does it smell like? How can there be a kind of ...... The taste of a mixture of stinky fish and pickles? Ling Tianci frowned and sniffed. Then I saw a very disgusting scene.
Hong Lao Er didn't plan to get up, half leaned on the bed, and then buckled the smelly feet with his hand, and began to dig into his nostrils.
"Vomit ......" Ling Tianci finally couldn't help it, and squirted out when he rushed out, these guards treated Ling Tianci differently, what Ling Tianci didn't know was that he was the first person to see Hong Lao Er and hold on for so long before throwing up.
"Vomit...... How is this ...... Vomit...... It stinks to death. Ling Tianci vomited, what he ate today was for nothing.
Inside the house, Hong Da Fat Man and Hong Laosan were already sitting upright, but they must be a little far away from this Hong Laosan.
After a long time, Ling Tianci walked in with a pale face, this time he didn't even dare to look at it, he walked directly to the side of the big fat man and sat down, and said, "Hey, you brother...... Ahem, how long has it been since you washed your feet? ”
The big fat man obviously didn't want to look at Hong Lao'er, and said, "Soon, right?" It seems to have been washed twenty-eight days ago. ”
"Twenty ...... 8 days ago...... Eight days ago...... "Only these few words fluttered in Ling Tianci's ears.
Hong Lao Er was a little dissatisfied with Ling Tianci, who was already sluggish, and said, "Hey, boy, you are making a fuss." Uncle, this is the most diligent of all. In the past, it was only once a month in 40 days. ”
"Forty days a month...... Forty days and a month......" Ling Tianci's head slammed hard against the table, bouncing up and falling rhythmically.
What else could he say? What else can he say? Twenty-eight days ago, it didn't seem cool to wash your feet. What kind of world is this? Ling Tianci wanted to look up to the sky and sigh.
Hong Laosan comforted: "You have to forgive him, he should only have not taken a bath for a month now." ”
"Poof......" Ling Tianci sprayed again, this place couldn't stay anymore......
He finally understood why the head of the Hong family and Mrs. Hong left, this is simply non-human, there is wood?
Ling Tianci finally understood, why there was such a heavy rouge aroma before, and this guy still had a smell on his body, it turned out to be ......
I haven't taken a shower in a month!
Ling Tianci felt that if he didn't leave, he would really die here. Either stinked to death, or thundered!
Hong Da Fat looked at Ling Tianci's pale face and the tendency to leave, and hurriedly grabbed the latter and said, "Ahem...... Brother Xian, this person has three, six, nine and so on, so don't be surprised. A few of us know each other. Just ignore this guy. ”
"Ahem...... God, I'm doing this for my big brother, do you know? I sacrificed hue and everything, so that my big brother would not fight for the head of the family. Hong Lao Er's face is not thick, and he continues to buckle his toes.
The big fat man suddenly waved his hand and said: "Don't, you still lie down, I still can't afford to be the head of the family." This kind of lifelong struggle for family affairs, I think the third child is still the most suitable. ”
"Huh...... I'm just a lazy person, big brother, you see that the second brother has been pretending. I think the second brother is often suitable for this position. Imagine that the second brother is so handsome and chic, with an extraordinary bearing, the whole person is like a god descending into the world, and the position of the head of the family will be his. ”
"No, no, no...... I'm lazy, or the bed is the best for me, big brother, you just sacrifice your life and let your brother go, right? ”
"Oops...... Have you ever seen such a fat housemaster? Our Hong family is a martial arts clan, and the third is the one who should not give in. The third brother, my brothers are kind, you have to work hard to grasp it. ”
……
Ling Tianci looked at these three guys dumbfounded, and felt the urge to commit suicide.
He finally realized what it was like to be in pain, and he finally understood how that classic sentence was interpreted.
Some people, who are able to sit and never stand, who are able to lie down and who will never sit. Able to fall asleep, absolutely not lying down.
Undoubtedly, that is to say, the second child of the Hong family and the third child of the Hong family. Is there wood?
Ling Tianci burst into tears, everyone else was desperate to sit in the position of the head of the family, but these three goods were good, pushing one by one, for fear that he would sit in the position of the head of the family.
In this regard, Ling Tianci only sighed, and he only sighed.
Seeing these three guys persuading each other to be the head of the house, Ling Tianci decided to sleep for a while, this kind of shocking battle was not something he could mix!
Half an hour later, the big fat man patted Ling Tianci's shoulder and said, "Brother Xian, what's wrong with you?" Tired? ”
"I really want to die."
"Eh, look at what you said, let me tell you, this life is long, and there are so many things to do, such as eating."
“……”
"Isn't that right? Look at it, this pickle girl is not bad. ”
“……”
A quarter of an hour later, Ling Tianci's hair stood on end, he had already decided to go back, otherwise he would go crazy, these three goods, thinking is not something that ordinary people can keep up with.
"Ahem...... Brother Xian, what are you doing here in Demon Cloud City this time? Finally, the three big fat brothers finally got to a serious topic.
Hong Lao Er continued to pick his feet, but in Ling Tianci's almost murderous gaze, he turned his nostrils, okay, for this goods, Ling Tianci was convinced.
"I'm here mainly because I have something to do. By the way, what about the auction house here? "Ling Tianci didn't want to involve this Hong family.
"Auction house? That's a good place, let me tell you, the anliuguo there is delicious, and. The first sentence of the big fat man made Ling Tianci happy, but the latter was ......
"Uh...... Fat brother, let's talk about something else. Ling Tianci felt that with these three goods, his head was going to explode.
"I'd better go back. After all, it's been so long since it came out. Ling Tianci decided to go back first, staying with them for a long time, it was definitely going to be short-lived, he didn't believe it before, but now he had to believe it.
"Huh? You're going to go, huh? The big fat man finally realized that his virtuous brother might not be able to stand his three brothers.
"Well, I've been out for a long time, I'm afraid my companion will worry." Ling Tianci answered this sentence almost subconsciously this time, and there was still a hint of worry on his face.
Although these three goods are lazy, they are not stupid, on the contrary, they are quite shrewd.
"Oh. Okay, this is my jade card, you take it, you can come to me if you have anything to do. The big fat man threw out a jade plaque with a very good texture and said, "Forget it, where do you live, we will look for you then." ”
"I'm currently living in Yaxiang Villa." Ling Tianci took the jade pendant, put it away unceremoniously, and then glanced at the three goods and said, "Look at how hard you guys are, you guys are fighting for the family anyway, you can divide these three bottles." ”
Ling Tianci waved his hand for one bottle per person, and then swaggered out, in general, except for the second child who was very disgusting, these three goods were still good.
"What kind of rice is this?" The three of them seemed to be immune to general things, but when the three of them looked carefully at the bottle in their hands, they all screamed in surprise and jumped up.
"Oh, I'm a mother." The big fat man's hands were trembling as he looked in the direction Ling Tianci left and said, "This ...... This ...... Is this the fuck Bai Yujing? ”
"Oh my. Boss, this guy gave me three drops of spiritual liquid. Hong Lao Er bounced directly, he was a super lazy person who didn't even get up when his father came.
Only the third child was surprised, and said tremblingly: "Ma Madi, actually gave Lao Tzu six pills of the second grade?" It's still the most precious. This fucking ......"
All three looked at each other, not knowing what to say. Although they have no heart or lungs, they are still more or less knowledgeable, and the value of this thing ......
"Daddy, something is wrong." Although the three brothers looked up to the sky and shouted, their voices were really deafening and shocking.
The entire Hongfu was originally surprised by the lazy behavior of these three goods. But now these three goods are making this extremely terrible scream together, and it is difficult for the entire Hongfu not to be alarmed.
In an instant, the entire Hong Mansion was on emergency alert, and the head of the Hong family, together with the father of the Hong family, rushed to the mansion of the big fat man with a large number of people almost at a teleportation speed.
Now, they all know that the three big fat brothers are in the same room, and these three people are screaming miserably at the same time, can they not make people vigilant?
After all, these three goods are notoriously lazy, and the Hong family is the only three seedlings, if there is another problem, they will definitely not be able to bear it.
"What's wrong?" It's just that in an instant, the mansion of this big fat man was entangled by the breath of countless masters.
The head of the Hong family, the old man of the Hong family, and a kind of uncle's generation all rushed in.
And then......
They saw three rotten creatures lying in their own exclusive "seats", with complicated and obscene smiles on their faces.
All the masters instantly felt an urge to squirt blood, and it was definitely not the only time that they had been rectified, but this time the shouts of the three goods were really ......
The old man of the Hong family blew his beard and stared at him, his long beard was almost up, and when he saw these three guys who were lazier than pigs, he deceived everyone again, and he was immediately angry.
"Bunny." This time, the head of the Hong family didn't make a move, and the old man of the Hong family was going to go crazy directly.
As soon as I saw that it was the white-haired grandfather who appeared, these three goods suddenly rushed to the ** at the time of excitement, and stood up in a moment, as long as it was over, it was really going to lose a layer of skin.
"Slowly, slowly...... Old, ahem, grandpa. Don't get excited, calm down, calm down! Hong Da Fat Man is worthy of being a person with a "perfect physique", and he is straight to speak.
Hong Lao Er and Hong Lao San were stunned and didn't react, after all, this old man rarely goes out.
"Grandpa, come, come, please, please. Don't be angry, yes, don't be angry, it's not good if you're angry. The big fat man wiped the sweat on his forehead, hurriedly smiled, and with a look, the second and third children also invited their fathers and uncles and others in.
Looking at their faces, if these three guys don't give an explanation today, I'm afraid there will be no way to end it.
A pair of eyes that are enough to kill the three of them thousands of times staring, even if these three goods are thick-skinned, they also feel uncomfortable.
"Grandpa, Daddy, Uncles. The thing is sauce purple drops. The fat man Hong spoke at length, and after seeing that this person's face was getting heavier and heavier, he then changed his words and continued: "So, my virtuous brother was afraid that when he was leaving, he gave the three of us the same thing. ”
Hong Da Fat Man didn't forget the whole crowd at this time, he inked here for a quarter of an hour, and then said the most critical sentence.
Hong Lao Er and Hong Lao San are admiring their eldest brother, this eloquence, this level, and this flickering talent......
At this moment, these old guys couldn't stop Ling Tianci even if they wanted to.
The fat man and the second and third children hurriedly took out the things in their hands, and the old man, the head of the Hong family, and the suffocating personnel of the Hong family were suddenly stunned one by one.
Old Man Hong took the white jade in the hand of the fat man Hong, which was half the size of a little finger, and said, "This ...... Is this Bai Yujing? ”
After the head of the Hong family and the others looked at it one after another, they kept nodding, this thing can't be wrong, it is extremely full of aura.
"This thing...... It is rumored that it appeared in the Golden Bird Province, but at that time, it was auctioned out of tens of millions of gold martial arts coins, right? And it still seems to be much smaller than that. It seems that it was just that kind of particle that appeared in the first place, right? "Old Man Hong is not calm anymore, can he be calm?
This half a little thumb-sized Bai Yujing, not to mention much, can at least knock out more than a hundred or so small particles like that, right? I heard that one was enough to sell more than 6 million gold martial coins. This is worth more than a hundred and ten, which means that this is worth more than 600 million gold martial coins......
"My heart." Old Man Hong covered his heart, almost unable to breathe, and grabbed the hand of the fat man Hong calmly and said, "What about people?" ”
"Huh? Who? "Hong Da Fat really didn't react.
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