Bai Lan and Jiang Hanxue didn't know when they quietly withdrew, Bei Long and Jiang Hai had also moved from the dining room to the living room, a plate of spiced peanuts and a plate of salted edamame were placed on the coffee table, and the two Weng and son-in-law smoked the front door, drank the second pot head, watched the football game, and chatted about the bloody past in the gunsmoke and fire. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"At that time, I brought you bunny cubs, and you didn't want to worry about it the most...... Jiang Hai fiddled with Bian Er in his hand, and sighed with emotion: "Every time you do a little thing, you will definitely be able to pierce the sky in your hands, and in the end, I have to wipe your ass!" ”

"Hehe, I said Lao Jiang, don't be aggrieved, okay? Without our bunnies sweating and bleeding, you could have gone so fast? Bei Long patted Jiang Hai's shoulder with a cigarette in his mouth, where he wore the epaulettes: "When you first took us, you were just a colonel, now?" Hey, a golden bean!

"From the colonel to the general, this is a moat, how many people have been stuck here all their lives, your old man wiped his ass and stepped over, and it was a smooth road up!

"Lao Jiang, you're not even fifty now, right? With the Jiang family as the backing, by the time you retire, the three golden beans will be fine!

"That's three golden beans! How many people are there in China? What else are you not satisfied with? It's cheap, and it's good, right? ”

“…… What is called cheap and good! Jiang Hai was furious, holding the cigarette roll and poking his finger at Beilong's shoulder blade:

"Wipe your ass and step over, you said it easily, but do you know how hard it is to wipe your ass? Other people's butts are smooth and smooth, and your ass is as special as a prickly one!

"Do you remember that time, there were zombies in Rongcheng, which bit a few people to death, causing a certain panic in the society, I sent you over to cooperate with the local police to investigate the situation, what did you do?" Jiang Hai angrily slapped the coffee table with a "pop".

"Didn't I find out, it was a Maoshan Daoist fighting with a few corpse chasers, the corpse chasers are also waste, a few people can't do one Maoshan Dao person, and as a result, the corpse chaser lost control, but bit the corpse chaser to death!"

Bei Long was also angry when he said it: "The special Maoshan Daoist is also a shaft, and it is not easy for other corpse chasers to make some hard-earned money, he abolishes other people's spells, and he doesn't drive corpses himself, isn't this occupying the pit and not shiting?" ”

"That's why you killed the Maoshan Daoist?" Jiang Hai's eyes widened, and his eyes were red after drinking too much wine.

"Can I be blamed for this? I asked him to stop, and not only did he stop, but he even commanded the walking corpse to bite me! Bei Long tilted his neck and stuffed a bottle of Bian Er, and put the empty bottle on the coffee table: "I represent the military and the will of the country, he dares to do something to me, I don't kill him to be worthy of the country?" ”

“…… You're cool, but do you know how much pressure Maoshan and all the Daomen put on us, and how much price we paid to smooth this matter?

"The one you killed was not an ordinary person, it was the young head of the [Maoshan Faction]!" Jiang Hai had no choice but to grab a bottle of flat two pairs of mouths and blow them.

"Hey, it's all for you to get used to!" Belon pursed his lips and lit up another large front door.

"And the cat-faced old lady of [Ice City]!" Jiang Hai glared at Bei Long: "I told you clearly, the cat-faced old lady is the lady of the head of the [Junzimen], she has gone crazy in practice, and she is running around like crazy, if you restrain her and return her to Junzimen, Junzimen will naturally deal with her according to the rules of the door."

"According to the rules of the Junzimen, the cat-faced old lady is a death, so it's better for you to give her the right place to correct the law. Even though they're all dead, it's different, you know? Aren't you destroying the overall harmony of the country and the martial arts? ”

"Bullshit gentleman's door! It's just a bunch of thieves! Just because he inherited an ancient martial arts and had such a place in the martial arts, how dare he argue with the country? Belon stared at him: "Do you know why I killed her?"

"At that time, she was eating raw children! If I don't kill him, we still deserve to be called [Heavenly Dao Camp]? Our Heavenly Dao Camp is to do the Tao for Heaven, like this kind of person who is full of viciousness and evil, I kill her with a clear conscience! Lao Jiang, you said, if it were you, would you kill or not? ”

"Nonsense! Of course kill! Jiang Hai slapped the coffee table, and the plates, chopsticks, wine bottles, cigarette boxes, and lighters all bounced up half a foot high.

"The special gentleman said something about the [Huaxia Martial Arts Autonomy Agreement], and teamed up with the Martial Arts Alliance to put pressure on us,, it's not okay to ignore them, it's really ...... special" Jiang Hai said as he said this blockage in his heart, picked up Bian Er and clinked the cup with Bei Long: "The more you talk about it, the more special it is!" Drink! ”

Belon sighed, clinked glasses with him, and poured a bottle of Bian Er down in one gulp.

Upstairs at the corner of the stairs, Jiang Hanxue secretly looked at the two people in the living room who were drinking hotly, and couldn't help but say worriedly: "Mom, will something happen to them if they drink like this, Dad is old after all......

"Don't worry, they'll be fine, at most they'll be drunk." Bai Lan smiled and glanced at her daughter, sure enough, it was different when she got married, and she knew that she was distressed. It's just that although she asked her father, she actually thought about her husband the most......

"That's good...... Mom, what the hell are they talking about, what Maoshan is it, what is the corpse, the cat-faced old lady's ......" Jiang Hanxue said with a strange face: "Forget Lao Bei, how old is Dad, he is still a general, and he loves to read online novels?" ”

"What is a web novel?" Bai Lan was stunned, although she was the richest woman in China, she really hadn't read online novels.

"It's like the reincarnation of the third life with the rebirth of the memory city of "The Most Reincarnation", and the "Most Tang Gate" of the Tang Sect Grandmaster who crisscrosses the future world, or the "Galaxy Overlord Blood" where a drop of divine blood in the world of the ancient corpse Mars is in the world and disturbs the galaxy...... All superb! Jiang Hanxue couldn't help blushing after speaking, remembering that although those books looked very exciting, they were too evil, and my mother's age was too traditional, so I was afraid that I couldn't accept it......

"Really? I'm going to go back and see it. Bai Lan said with a smile, she had secretly memorized the titles of the books in her heart, and decided to take the time to read these books and understand how heavy her daughter's tastes are now.

Bei Long and Jiang Hai had already drunk the ten bottles of Bian Er, and let Sister Hua serve two bottles of Wuliangye, although it was mainly Bei Long who was drinking, but Jiang Hai could at least drink a pound of wine, although his body was also tempered, he couldn't help but get drunk, not to mention that the two of them were inevitably emotional when they talked about the past, and it was easier to get drunk when they drank emotionally, so by twelve o'clock, Weng and his son-in-law were already drunk on the sofa.

Bai Lan glanced at Jiang Hanxue, it's time for our mother and son to appear!

Jiang Hanxue understood, followed Bai Lan to the sofa in the living room, Bai Lan greeted Sister Hua, and the two worked together to take Jiang Hai away.

Jiang Hanxue just stretched out her hand to help Bei Long, but she didn't expect that Bai Long, who was lying on the sofa and was drunk, suddenly grabbed her little hand with her backhand.

"Ah......h

"I'm not drunk, what garlic are you pretending!" Jiang Hanxue shook his hand in shame, and if he couldn't shake it off, he grabbed it. The two have lived together, but in fact, ordinary physical contact has long lost the sense of rejection, and even become accustomed to nature.

"How many years have we not drunk together, I can't save some face for Lao Jiang?" Bei Long smiled and took Jiang Hanxue's hand and stood up.

"Fuck off!" Jiang Hanxue's face was full of anger, and he pushed Bei Long's chest with both hands, pushing him down on the sofa: "Lao Jiang is also what you can call?" ”

"Wife, I'm wrong, don't call Lao Jiang, call Dad, right?" In fact, even if he was not drunk, he was already six or seven points drunk, but he fell on the sofa and fell down, so he lay directly on the sofa, his eyes closed and he looked like he was sleeping here.

If it weren't for Jiang Hai Bailan, Jiang Hanxue really wanted to let him sleep on the sofa in the living room, anyway, it was like this when he was at home before.

But now that the two of them have received their certificates, if Jiang Hanxue lets Bei Long sleep on the sofa, wouldn't Bai Lan be exposed when she comes over and sees it later?

"Get up, you want to sleep, go back to sleep with me!" Jiang Hanxue angrily dragged one of Bei Long's arms with both hands, trying to pull him up, but he didn't expect that all the strength to eat milk came out, and he couldn't pull Bei Long up, but the slippers slipped under his feet, and he couldn't help but pounce on Bei Long's body.

Jiang Hanxue's eyes widened when she boarded, she fell right enough, not to mention that a pair of Xiufeng were squeezed by Bei Long's chest muscles, not to mention the pain, and the mouths of the two happened to collide together, so painful that Jiang Hanxue felt that her front teeth were not her own.

Bei Long was also uncomfortable, his lips seemed to be broken, and Xiao Bei was almost crushed by Jiang Hanxue, and it hurt so much that he changed from "red-faced Guan Gong Zhan Changsha" to "blue-faced Dou Erdun stealing the royal horse", but at this moment, suddenly "Piapia's" slippers slapped the ground and left quickly.

Bei Long and Jiang Hanxue instinctively turned their heads to look at the same time, and saw the maid Sister Hua running away in a panic, as if the direction was Bai Lan's bedroom.

"I blame you!" Jiang Hanxue was so angry that she picked up her pink fist and smashed it on Bei Long's chest: "Sister Hua must have gone to tell my mother......"

"What can you do? We're legal now! Belon Jun's face twisted, and he reached down to check the little brother's injuries.

Yes...... We are now legally married...... Although Jiang Hanxue understood, she was stunned, she had never been married, she thought that the difference was just one more document, but now she suddenly realized that many things were different.

Suddenly, she felt that Bei Long's big hand was not going in the right direction, and hurriedly pressed Bai Long's hand in a hurry and shame and anger, and at the same time, it was a knee hit without thinking about it......

"Hiss......"