Chapter Seventy-One: The Shameless Teletubbies
Bai Xiaomeng ignored the angry scolding of the triangle directly, and she looked at the purple-skinned man in front of her with some familiarity, as if she had seen it somewhere. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Seeing Bai Xiaomeng staring at herself, Triangle clenched her fists again, this damn woman actually pretended not to hear him, and was so angry that the green tendons in front of Triangle's forehead burst out, but Bai Xiaomeng is an ordinary person, he can't do anything to ordinary people, otherwise it will be undignified.
Bai Xiaomeng held her chin in her right hand and looked at the triangle carefully, she stared at the inverted triangle-shaped antenna on the triangle's head for a long time, and suddenly a picture flashed in her mind, she saw a person exactly like the triangle walking on a grass with a red bag, and there were three big white characters in the lower left corner of the TV: "Teletubbies." ”
"Are you a Teletubbies triangular ding?"
Bai Xiaomeng suddenly blurted out a sentence that made Triangle stunned, this woman actually knew him? So who is she? Why did he stand in the middle of the road in broad daylight? Could it be a fan who has always had a crush on him?
A series of questions surrounded Triangle's mind, he looked at Bai Xiaomeng who was looking around, and muttered in his heart, it seems that this woman is his fan, and he doesn't need to be so unkind, so Triangle's tone of speech eased a little.
"I'm Teletubbies, what? Do you like me? I'm telling you, don't dream, I don't like women! ”
Triangle hurriedly drew a line with Bai Xiaomeng, at this time he had already included Bai Xiaomeng in the crazy fan series, Bai Xiaomeng was amused by Triangle's words, and he felt that he regarded her as a follower, so he wanted to explain.
Seeing what Bai Xiaomeng was going to say, Triangle hurriedly grabbed the words: "Girl, I know that I look cute, but my heart belongs to the Gobi King, even if you chase me, you can't catch my heart!" ”
After speaking, he jumped on Sanmao's back, and Sanmao ran away like a gust of wind, leaving Bai Xiaomeng messy in the flying dust.
"Phew! Briefs don't run! If I let Lao Tzu catch you little rabbit, you'll be finished! ”
At this time, there was a sudden burst of dust in the distance, and then an angry scolding and a group of horses' hooves gradually approached, Bai Xiaotumeng hurriedly climbed up from the hillside next to her, as the so-called standing high and seeing far away, she saw a group of red figures in the distance, and when the figure was close, Bai Xiaomeng finally saw who it was.
I saw a dozen red-skinned Teletubbies each riding a horse galloping towards this direction, and they all had a circle-shaped antenna above their heads.
"Am I on the TV? How is it another Teletubbies, no, it's a group. ”
Bai Xiaomeng sat down with interest, she looked at the Teletubbies below and rushed by, and one of the leading Teletubbies also looked back at her.
"Hey!"
Bai Xiaomeng stretched out his left hand and waved hello to the Teletubbies below, the leading Teletubbies saw Bai Xiaomeng waving at him, and immediately turned around, and he also snapped his fingers to let the subordinates behind him continue to chase, and he rode a horse to run below Bai Xiaomeng.
The red Teletubbies in the lead had a lewd face, and he shouted to Bai Xiaomeng sitting on the hillside with squinting eyes: "Little sister, come down and have fun!" Brother takes you on horseback riding! ”
He said so on his lips, but what he thought in his heart was that the little sister above was really good-looking, so he tricked her into coming up and riding a horse first, and then he hehehe.
I think he is an expert in picking up girls in the red circle, what kind of woman he can't soak, but since he followed the old king of the Gobi, he ran away when he saw him, and he didn't open meat for a long time.
"Well, thank you for not riding."
Looking at the obscene Teletubbies below, Bai Xiaomeng felt goosebumps on her body fall to the ground, she decisively refused the invitation of the red circle, and he didn't look like a good person with his eyes, so it was better to leave quickly.
Seeing that Bai Xiaomeng refused his invitation, the red circle was not angry, he jumped off the horse with a smile and planned to go up to find Bai Xiaomeng, but when he saw Bai Xiaomeng get up and walk up, there was no smile on his face, and he wanted to run? There are no doors!
He took the true yuan force and jumped lightly, and flew in front of Bai Xiaomeng, blocking Bai Xiaomeng's way, Bai Xiaomeng looked at the red circle at close range, his legs began to tremble unobediently, and then his nose was sore, and tears wet his eyes.
"Hahahaha, it's useless to cry! I said, little sister, what are you running? Didn't you force me to make a bow to the overlord! ”
The red circle laughed loudly after speaking, it seems that this little sister has never seen the world, and is fascinated by his beautiful appearance.
"You're so ugly, you're crying to me."
Bai Xiaomeng wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said sincerely to the Teletubbies in front of her.
"Bang!"
A thunderbolt struck the heart of the red-circled wave, shattering his fragile and weak heart.
"Nima, Lao Tzu is obviously so handsome!"
The red circle is angry, I originally wanted to play with you, since you are so ignorant, that's good!
Bai Xiaomeng's eyes changed when she saw the red circle and Dabo, she secretly said that it was not good, and she was about to run away when she turned around, but she had just damaged others, how could people let her go?
The red circle wave directly stretched out two salty pig hands and pressed Bai Xiaomeng to the ground, Bai Xiaomeng struggled in panic, but the red circle wave held her hands down tightly, making her unable to move.
The red circle was pressed on Bai Xiaomeng's body and teased: "Little sister, you hurt me just now, you have to compensate for my loss, let my brother kiss it first." ”
After speaking, he closed his eyes and pursed his mouth and kissed Bai Xiaomeng.