Chapter 182: Truth or Dare
Truth or Dare, the first person to turn the bottle was Bu Zhi Shangshen, Bu Zhi Shangshen helped the black-framed glasses, rubbed his palms, and then held the bottle with both hands and turned it vigorously, the bottle gurgled for a long time, and finally aimed at Erlang Shenjun. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Brother, truth or dare?" Buzhi Shangshen lifted his black-rimmed glasses and looked at Erlang Shenjun seriously.
Erlang Shenjun replied, "Honestly." ”
He is an innocent man, is he afraid that they will ask some secret questions?
I didn't expect that Buzhi Shangshen also had a mischievous side.
I saw that Bu Zhi Shangshen took out a book from his arms, looked at it carefully for a long time, and then asked seriously: "Erlang Shenjun, the book says that a person's life is like the never-ending Yellow River, so long that you can't imagine, only by grasping every moment of time, can you have a wonderful and splendid life." So, how many times have you been in a relationship? ”
Erlang Shenjun's originally paralyzed face became even more paralyzed, and he replied sullenly: "Zero times." ”
"Hahahaha!" The first to laugh was Bu Zhi Shangshen, and then Bu Zhi Shangshen held Erlang Shenjun's hand with a cherished face, and sighed: "Fellow Daoists! Come, brother, I toast you! ”
After the two of them had a drink, Erlang Shenjun sat upright, took the bottle in his hand, and then put it on the table and turned it around quickly.
The bottle quickly rotated a few times, pointing at Hua Murong.
Erlang Shenjun's originally paralyzed face had an expression, and it was a wicked smile.
"Mu Rong is a god, truth or dare, which one do you choose?" Erlang Shenjun's expression was too obscene to bear to look at it directly.
This can't be blamed on Erlang Shenjun's gossip, but Hua Murong has always been the number one person in the heavenly realm, and people are even very interested in what kind of dishes he eats for a few bowls of rice, not to mention that there is such a great opportunity today.
Hua Murong naturally chose the truth.
Erlang Shenjun smiled triumphantly, pondered for a long time, and then asked: "All the immortals say that Mu Rong Shangshen must apply a mask before sleeping, and also apply moisturizer and moisturizing lotion and other skin care products, a total of thirty-one skin care products, but is it true?" ”
Hua Murong replied calmly: "Nature is true." ”
As he spoke, Hua Murong also touched his cheek and smiled confidently: "The name of the first beauty of the god is not for nothing. ”
Erlang Shenjun was speechless, but the little fox covered his stomach and laughed: "Haha! The First Beauty...... Hanaki Rong, are you an Oiran? ”
Hua Murong was stunned, raised his hand and nodded a few points to the little fox, and the little fox couldn't stop laughing: "Hua Murong, what did you do to Lao Tzu?" Ha ha! ”
"What was done? Ha ha! ”
"Hurry up and untie Lao Tzu! Ha ha! ”
"Hua Mu Rong! Ha ha! ”
Hua Murong glanced at everyone calmly, picked up the bottle and turned it elegantly, and the bottle turned a few times slightly, aiming at Su Xiaomeng.
Hua Murong smiled gently: "Do you choose truth or adventure?" Anthracene? ”
Su Xiaomeng touched her fingertips and smiled softly: "I mean the truth." ”
Hua Murong tapped his fingertips on the table, and then asked: "Apprentice, if one day the teacher is no longer the god of Mu Rong, and the earth is in the dust and wanders in this world, are you willing to go to a distant place with the teacher?" ”
Su Xiaomeng smiled lightly, and her eyes were firm: "The apprentice is willing, whether there is a cliff in front of you, a sword mountain, a sea of fire, or purgatory, rain or shine." ”
After that, Su Xiaomeng and Hua Murong looked at each other, and the light in their eyes changed.
Yes, this is purely a show of affection!
Wen Rujun said a little irritably: "Okay, okay, next next!" ”
Su Xiaomeng pursed her lips helplessly, grabbed the small bottle on the table and turned it hard, and the small bottle clattered and turned a few times, aiming at the little fox.
"Little fox, truth or dare? Pick one, shall we? ”
Everyone moved their eyes to the little fox, and the little fox's fox eyes rolled, and he laughed: "You all choose the truth, Lao Tzu wants to be different, big adventure!" ”
Just waiting for your words! You don't have any secrets to dig up left and right.
Su Xiaomeng hooked her lips and smiled, so she said: "Big adventure, do you want to lick the palms of your hands or the palms of your feet?" ”
The little fox was covered in a chill, and quickly replied: "Palm!" ”
Su Xiaomeng shook her head: "I haven't decided yet, don't interrupt!" ”
The little fox lowered his head aggrievedly, and everyone laughed.
After thinking about it, Su Xiaomeng smiled and said: "In this way, I will be merciful to give you a simple task, treat Wen Rujun as your lady, how about saying something to him?" ”
The little fox's face turned pale, and Wen Rujun's face also turned pale.
The little fox stammered a little: "This ...... It's too hard......"
Let him say to a woman that he can't even open his mouth, let alone to a man!
But the crowd began to cry: "Say! Say! Say! Say! Say! ”
Knocking on the basin, knocking on the bowl, the little fox waved his hand irritably: "Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu said it can't be done?" ”
After that, the little fox looked at Wen Rujun fixedly, but before they could look at each other for three seconds, the little fox turned his head and blushed: "This is too disgusting......
Wen Rujun's face turned pale.
Everyone "cut" and asked the little fox to hurry up.
The little fox had no choice but to sit up straight, looked at Yu Chengcheng seriously, and cleared his throat, but before he could speak, the little fox coughed vigorously: "Ahem, choking, choking......"
The little fox is dragging time! Su Xiaomeng was surprised, and simply added a fierce material: "Little fox, if you don't say it, I'll let you kiss Wen Rujun directly!" ”
The little fox was choked to death, and finally raised the white flag in defeat.
Isn't it just a few words, he said, he said, he said it can't be done?
So the little fox brewed his emotions, looked at Wen Rujun deeply with his eyebrows, and his tone was as soft as a marshmallow: "Lady, you are so beautiful!" ”
Wen Rujun's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, but he still resisted the urge to slap the little fox to death.
Everyone held back their laughter and encouraged the little fox to continue.
The little fox resisted the urge to vomit and continued: "Lady, you are the most beautiful woman Lao Tzu has ever seen, just like the snow lotus on the mountain that day, like the small fish and shrimp in the Yellow River, and like the horse on the prairie. You are so beautiful that everything is beautiful, you are so beautiful that you are very different, you are so beautiful that people and ghosts have different paths. Ever since I met you, Lao Tzu's life has been full of meaning......"
"Poof!" "Haha!" "Wha!"
Before the little fox could finish speaking, everyone slapped the table and laughed.
Yu Chengcheng smiled and showed eight big white teeth, Chang'e shook her sleeves and laughed so much, Bu Zhi Shangshen and Erlang Shenjun laughed and hooked their shoulders and backs, Hua Liuliu laughed under the table, Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng covered their stomachs and laughed wildly, even the little fox couldn't help laughing......
Only Wen Rujun, with a black face, is like a god.
After a long time, Wen Rujun stood up suddenly: "The deity killed you!" ”
The little fox ran away in a puff of smoke, Wen Rujun chased after him, and the people at the table laughed wildly...... (To be continued.) )