Chapter 0029, [Two pigs are driven off]

"Zhu Jun, I want to destroy your nine clans. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

It was none other than Zhu Jun's God of Wealth, Zhu Houzhao, the emperor of the second goods, who waited there for a long time before he was teleported, and as soon as he came over, he jumped like thunder and yelled at Zhu Jun.

"Oh, extinguish!" When Zhu Jun saw that it was Zhu Houzhao, he was only stunned for a moment, and then he didn't say anything more, but bent down to put on his shoes.

"You ......" Zhu Junmuna's reaction made Zhu Houzhao feel like he had punched the cotton, and he felt indescribably depressed.

After Zhu Jun finished tying his shoelaces, seeing Zhu Houzhao's sullen face, he couldn't help but ask curiously, "What's wrong?" Is it His Majesty the Emperor who provoked us without opening his eyes? ”

Naturally, the only thing that responded to this sentence was a pair of rolled eyes.

There was a tigress waiting outside the yard, and Zhu Jun didn't have time to talk nonsense with Zhu Houzhao, so he continued to ask, "What new things do you want to buy this time?" ”

"Hmm....... It's the panacea of the day before yesterday. Zhu Houzhao said without blushing and without a beat, not caring about the change in Zhu Jun's expression at all.

Nima ......

I bought a box for the first time, and then I gave him a box, do you eat it as a meal?

At this time, Zhu Juncai found that Zhu Houzhao's face was a little wrong, a little pale, his eye bags were a little heavy, and his legs trembled slightly, which was much more depressed than a few days ago.

Damn, he won't take Viagra every day!

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun couldn't help but give Zhu Houzhao a thumbs up, and admired: "After eating so much viagra, you are still alive, and the little brother admires the five-body throw." ”

"Ugh....... Nope! When I saw that the elixir was useful, I gave it to my courtiers, and I only ate three of them myself. Zhu Houzhao saw that Zhu Jun had misunderstood, shook his head with a smile and explained.

Damn, three.

After only eating three of you, you've become like this?

History says that Zhengde died of illness after falling into the water when he was in his thirties, and I think your kid died of excessive alcohol and kidney deficiency.

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun patted Zhu Houzhao's shoulder, put on an elder's style, and said earnestly: "Xiao Zhu! Sex is beautiful, but the body is more important! You're all like this, and you're still here to buy medicine, you don't want to die? ”

"Presumptuous." Zhu Houzhao raised his hand and knocked Zhu Jun's hand away, rolled his eyes and said, "I have my own plans, how can you interfere with a grass people." ”

After speaking, he escaped from his arms and threw it to Zhu Jun, "It contains fifty taels of gold, why don't you take the medicine quickly?" ”

Fifty taels?

Also gold?

It's quite heavy, it takes a few pounds!

How much does it have to sell for?

A box of 100 or so dollars of viagra is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, which is a good deal!

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun was about to go to buy medicine immediately, but suddenly stopped again.

Zhu Houzhao has become like this, can he live past thirty? At least from the current point of view, if you want to be rich in this life, you have to rely on him, if he dies early, won't he lose a big customer in the future?

No, for the happiness of the rest of his life, Lao Tzu can't just watch this kid kill himself!

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun turned back to Zhu Houzhao and said, "Do you want to live a long life?" ”

"Nonsense, people live for a lifetime, isn't it just to play life? Naturally, the longer you live, the more blessings you will have. Zhu Houzhao didn't know why, but he still followed Zhu Jun's words and expressed his wishes.

"In this case, then change your clothes and go with me to a place, although it can't guarantee you a long life, but at least it can cure your deficiency disease." Zhu Jun said as he took out his shirt and jeans from the wardrobe and threw them to Zhu Houzhao, asking him to change them quickly.

"Bang ......"

At this moment, Zhu Houzhao had just taken off the dragon robe on his body, and before he had time to change into Zhu Jun's clothes shirtless, the door was kicked open, it was none other than Wang Peipei, who was waiting impatiently.

But the moment the door was kicked open, it was followed by a bare-eared scream, "Ah......hhh

This sound not only frightened Zhu Jun and Zhu Houzhao, but even the landlord of Zhengxiang, who lived in a small building not far away, woke up.

What's more, the landlord's roar came, "What's noisy, love to live, don't keep getting out......."

.........

On the way, Wang Peipei's face was so black that he could drip water, and he couldn't wait to dismantle Zhu Jun and Zhu Houzhao into eight pieces and then chop them into meat foam and feed them to the dogs.

And Zhu Houzhao is completely silent in the curiosity of new things, touching and seeing, like a curious baby, constantly asking questions.

Zhu Jun didn't bother to take care of him, but smiled at Wang Peipei and said: "You said that you are too, you have nothing to kick the door, fortunately I am not naked, so I will not suffer a big loss." ”

"You ......" Wang Peipei is so angry! I thought to myself, who is at a loss, but no matter how fierce she is, she is still a woman, how can she say this. She only felt her face hot now, and it was even redder to the base of her neck.

It was the first time Zhu Jun saw Wang Peipei's face blush, and he couldn't help but put up a V on his finger in victory before he began to get down to business, "Please take us to the Beijing Hospital once." ”

"What?" Wang Peipei turned his head and glared angrily: "What do you mean?" You don't go to driving school? ”

"Uh......" Zhu Jun smiled awkwardly, "I wanted to take my cousin to the hospital for a physical examination, but I forgot to tell you because it was too sudden....... What are you doing? ”

Before Zhu Jun finished speaking, the car creaked loudly and braked two meters away.

Zhu Jun and Wang Peipei were nothing because they were wearing seat belts. Zhu Houzhao was unlucky, his nose came into close contact with the seat in front of him, and he was in tears, whining and screaming.

"Get out of the car." Before Zhu Jun could speak, Wang Peipei drove them out of the car directly.

"What?" Zhu Jun was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became angry, he had never seen such an eccentric woman before, and couldn't help sneering: "Don't forget, I'm your VIP customer." ”

"Hmph....... It was at school, and no one was dictating us to be drivers for VIP clients and get off. Wang Peipei didn't buy it, and still drove the two of them out of the car.

Zhu Jun didn't want to be angry with this bird, so he was scheming with a woman, so he only said I remember, and beckoned Zhu Houzhao to get out of the car.

Looking at Wang Peipei, who was walking away, Zhu Houzhao rubbed his nose and sighed, "This woman has a strange relationship, it's better for you to provoke less." By the way, 'Why didn't I see Yu Ji?' ”

"I'm back to my parents' house." Zhu Jun said casually and stopped paying attention to him, and then waved to stop the taxi on the road.

After arriving at the hospital, Zhu Hou looked at the white coats coming in and out, and asked curiously, "Where is this?" Why did you bring me here? ”

"Hospital." Zhu Jun said lightly: "Of course I came here to see a doctor, I want to cure your illness." ”

"What?"