Old man Li, okay?

I looked at Old Man Li in surprise, although this old rascal has a bull fork ability, but he doesn't look like a master, anyway, I haven't seen a master who pulls out his crotch to play when he has nothing to do, but Zhang Lingfeng's words made me curious, and I couldn't help asking: "Old man Li, what is your identity in Maoshan?" ”

To be honest, I have always been curious about the identity of Old Man Li, he has the ability to deal with the yin and the mother as if he was playing, and the last time he went to the underworld, he also helped me deal with the bull head and horse noodles, and dared to point at the bull head and horse noodles and scold, the general yin and yang ghost catchers and Taoist priests don't dare!

"I, I'm the head of Maoshan. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Old man Li sat on the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs.

"What's that?" My eyes widened.

"Hey, low-key...... Don't look at me like that, I'll be shy. Old man Li waved his hand and looked embarrassed.

I felt that my brain couldn't turn around, and I turned my head to look at Zhang Lingfeng, Zhang Lingfeng nodded: "It's indeed the head." ”

"That's how the head of Maoshan is damaged?" I pointed to Old Man Li, Ma De, and Maoshan such a thousand-year-old faction, shouldn't their head be a white-bearded and white-haired fairy wind master? Why is it such a lewd old man who likes big health care and picks out his crotch when he has nothing to do?

"Stinky boy, what are you talking about?" Old man Li looked at me unhappily: "Lao Tzu is handsome and extraordinary, with the extraordinary charm of a mature man, where is it not like the master?" ”

"You dig your crotch." I say.

"Lao Tzu's bird is uncomfortable, how can I put it in a good position after a few times?" Old man Li stood up and blew his beard at me and glared.

"You also like big health care." I say.

"Roll the calf, Lao Tzu is called experiencing life, if you pretend to be like the old Wang Ba of Longhu Mountain every day, you still can't suffocate to death?" Old man Li had an expression that was going to kill me.

Zhang Lingfeng next to him looked at Old Man Li with a resentful expression: "Senior Li, my master didn't mess with you." ”

"Cut ......." Old man Li rolled his eyes: "If you don't mess with me, I'll scold, who made him pretend to be compared all day long, and snatched all the beautiful girl papers." ”

I stared at the angry old man Li, damn it, this old man is the head of Maoshan Forget it, why is it still involved in grabbing the sister paper with the head of Longhu Mountain?

Zhang Lingfeng explained to me beside him: "My master and senior Li were the two great geniuses of the Yin and Yang Realm when they were young, but my master is handsome and martial, so I like girls more. ”

I glanced at Old Man Li, he was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he unconsciously took out a handful of crotch, I nodded at Zhang Lingfeng, fortunately, those girls were not blind back then, if it were me, I didn't like a lewd man who liked to dig out his crotch.

"Fart, that's because your master likes to pretend, and I'm more down-to-earth, so those little girls who haven't entered the world are deceived by your master." Old man Li finally blew his hair, carrying Zhang Lingfeng's collar: "If you dare to say one more word, Lao Tzu will fight you alone today." ”

"Ahem...... Senior Li, if the juniors don't talk about it, it won't be possible? Zhang Lingfeng hurriedly said, after all, Old Man Li's seniority status is there, even if Longhu Mountain and Maoshan have been pinched for thousands of years, Zhang Lingfeng can't collide with Old Man Li, right?

I looked at Old Man Li's fried hair, if he didn't persuade him to fight, it was estimated that he would have to beat Zhang Lingfeng, and hurriedly said, "Senior Li, what are you going to sue?" ”

Old man Li let go of Zhang Lingfeng, sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette and said, "What else can I sue?" Looking for a cloudy day. After saying that, he looked at me again, and his eyes were strange, and I couldn't figure out what it meant.

But what he said shocked me, in the underworld, Yin Tianzi is the emperor of ancient times, we Yin and Yang ghost catchers and Taoist priests are ordinary people, if you really want to sue, it is generally an ordinary judge to deal with it, and it is very serious that the four major judges are responsible for the trial of the reward and punishment of the evil and the inspection department, as for some of the major cases that pierce the sky, they are only tried by the first judge, although they belong to the four major judges, but the first judge is in charge of the other three judges and all the prefecture judges, basically sue this is the top of the sky.

After all, the Yin Tianzi is the ruler of the underworld, and the dragon can't come out to try it in person because of a case? I've never seen an ancient emperor who was in charge of trying cases if he was fine, right? They're busy!

Suing the Son of Heaven is tantamount to suing the Emperor! Don't talk about ordinary people, even if it's Zhang Lingfeng, it's not good!

But on second thought...... Old man Li is the head of Maoshan, representing Maoshan, Maoshan has existed for thousands of years, and the relationship between the underworld is intertwined, he wants to sue, and he can really do it!

"This time, with the help of Senior Li, I have to drink a pot of bull head and horse noodles, and I will personally lead the team that night, which is estimated to be even more uncomfortable." Zhang Lingfeng sighed.

"That's it, otherwise those ghost calves still think that the yang world is their back garden, and they will make trouble, Wang Ba calves." Old man Li clenched his fists and scolded.

I looked at Old Man Li, this old man was really angry!

As he was talking, Li Ergou Jin Dazhong and Qi Tian walked in, Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong saw me, their faces were happy, and they pounced, and Li Ergou hugged me and cried: "Yazi...... You're awake, if you're just gone, how will you let Dad live? ”

"Dead fatty, are you itching?" I glared at Li Ergou and scolded, bastard, as soon as I woke up, he took advantage.

Jin Dazhong next to him didn't know what he wanted to say, anyway, when he saw me staring, he immediately closed his mouth and patted his chest, looking gloating, although he didn't say it, but he and Li Ergou's urine is the same, and I know what he wants to say when he looks like this.

"Hey...... Yazi, don't I express my joy when I see you wake up? Li Ergou scratched his head and looked honest, I don't know, I really think he is honest.

"Alright, let him rest more." At this time, Qi Tian spoke, he walked over, still with a cold face, cool and handsome, just like this, I don't know how many little girls I can kill when I go out.

"Yes, yes, rest." Li Ergou patted my chest, and then turned his head to look at Old Man Li and Zhang Lingfeng: "Two Taoist friends, Poor Dao has just gone out and found a wonderful place, among which there are countless beautiful girls, delicate and soft, I wonder if the two of you are interested in exploring with Poor Dao?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Old Man Li got up from the sofa suddenly, grabbed his crotch with one hand and shouted, "In that case, I'll go quickly." ”

"The poor road is willing to go together." Zhang Lingfeng's expression was straight, as if he was going to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

"And me." Kim Dae-jung straightened his waist.

"That's good, I'll wait for this to go." Li Ergou nodded, a silver smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Hey, as soon as I woke up, you guys formed a team to prostitute *, is it appropriate?" I couldn't stand it anymore and asked.

"Fellow Daoists, don't say that, we are here to save the runaway girls and improve their lives, how can you insult us?" Li Ergou glared at me, turned around and left, Zhang Lingfeng and Jin Dazhong kept nodding and followed, Old Man Li took two steps and stopped, looking at Qi Tian: "Boy, help me tell your master, come to Maoshan to drink tea with me when you are fine." ”