Chapter 110: Master, the apprentice will kill you

"Xiao Hei", who has won five consecutive victories, is still afraid of crime and absconded, how could Su Xiaomeng not punish Hua Murong?

However, compared to kneeling on the washboard, brushing the toilet or something, Su Xiaomeng thought of a more brutal, bloody, painful and heart-rending method, that is, to deduct silver!

That's right, it's a deduction of silver!

Hua Murong not only has several treasure vaults and silver vaults, but also has a very special small vault. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Why is it special, because that small vault is full of broken silver from Hua Murong's pit from the immortals, and it is the fruit of Hua Murong's hard work to accumulate wealth.

Although it is a small vault, in fact, it is much larger than a multimedia classroom in a university.

Su Xiaomeng wandered around the small vault several times, but none of them managed to sneak in.

The small vault has three layers of traps inside and three layers outside, and it is harder to get in than to stuff an elephant into a refrigerator, but it is also easy to unlock them, all you need is a key.

The key was the size of a fingernail, and it was put in the sleeve of the clothes by the flowers and trees, and it was carried with me every day.

At this moment, Su Xiaomeng was tapping his fingertips on the table and looking at the man in white who was about to strangle the teacup opposite.

"Master, hurry up, give it early and give it late, you better take it out obediently." Su Xiaomeng took a sip of tea calmly, looked at the tea leaves floating on the water surface in the teacup, and said lightly.

Hua Murong had a painful expression on his face, covered his face and said, "I can't bear to ...... for the teacher."

Su Xiaomeng lifted the lid on the teacup and gently blew the heat of the tea noodles: "Master, money is something outside the body, you have to be able to afford it and put it down, you know?" ”

Hua Murong removed the fingers covering his eyes and looked at Su Xiaomeng pitifully: "I know for the teacher, but I just can't let go of the teacher!" Although money is something outside the body, in the heart of the teacher, it is the heart of the teacher, the liver of the teacher, the lungs of the teacher, the stomach of the teacher, and the pursuit of the teacher! ”

"Master, you have to tell Qian about this." Su Xiaomeng glanced at Hua Murong.

Hua Murong said categorically: "No, for the teacher, I want the apprentice to know the light of money, the brightness of money, and the shiny lightness of money!" ”

So in the next half hour, Hua Murong used rhetorical techniques such as metaphors, analogies, anthropomorphic exaggerations, etc., vividly and realistically depicting the hundred advantages of money, the importance of one hundred and one, and the profound impact of one hundred and three dollars on life.

Su Xiaomeng listened to Hua Murong's highly artistic speech like listening to a play, and finally only came to one conclusion: ten wrong metaphors, twenty exaggerations, thirty personifications, and fifty idioms, the level needs to be improved.

In the end, Su Xiaomeng only asked Hua Murong: "Master, is money more important or apprenticeship?" ”

"Nonsense, of course in vain!" Hua Murong said without hesitation.

Su Xiaomeng smiled with satisfaction, and then Hua Murong said: "Of course, money is very important, but apprentices are even more important, because apprentices will make more money than teachers......"

The green tendons on Su Xiaomeng's forehead jumped faintly, pinched the teacup hard, and gritted her teeth: "Master, the apprentice will give you thirty seconds to hand over the key, otherwise, you will bear the consequences." ”

Looking at Su Xiaomeng's face, which was darker than a rag, Hua Murong pondered for seven seconds, and finally stood up with a sudden heart, and began to untie his belt and undress in front of Su Xiaomeng.

The tea that Su Xiaomeng had just drunk into her mouth squirted out with a "poof", and said in disbelief: "Master...... You...... What are you doing here......"

Undressed for Mao as he spoke? The style of painting changes too fast, and her brain circuit can't bend, hey!

Hua Murong untied his shirt for a moment, raised his head and replied honestly: "Take the key!" ”

It turned out to be a key, and she thought it was ......

Su Xiaomeng picked up a small handkerchief to wipe the tea stains on the corner of her mouth, and asked, "Isn't the key in your sleeve, why are you taking off your clothes?" ”

Hua Murong replied earnestly while taking it off: "The teacher sewed it into the sleeve of the middle coat, and I have to take off the middle coat and remove the stitches before I can take it out." ”

Sewn into the sleeve? Do you have to remove the stitches to get it out? is worthy of a master, and only he can do such a simple, rough and unexpected approach.

It seems that people with complex brain circuits are masters. Very good, master, this brain circuit, she gives full marks.

Hua Murong took off his outer robe and his middle coat, and sat at the table in a white silk smooth undershirt.

Then Hua Murong got up and went to the drawer to take out a bag of delicate needles and threads, spread them thinly, and the colorful threads of different sizes and needles of different lengths and thicknesses were neatly placed on the table.

Then, Hua Murong picked up the shining silver scissors and skillfully cut the thread, Su Xiaomeng saw his master delicately cut off three small pieces of cloth, and took out a small key the size of a fingernail, but engraved with delicate patterns and shining gold.

Hua Murong handed the golden key to Su Xiaomeng, then picked up the sharp needle, narrowed her beautiful eyes and threaded the white thread accurately, and then slowly sewed the small piece of cloth on her sleeve.

Su Xiaomeng was puzzled: "Master, the key is gone, why do you still sew the cloth on?" ”

Hua Murong took out a delicate small white cloth bag from his arms, about the size of a teacup, and shook it in front of Su Xiaomeng: "In order to hold this." ”

Before Su Xiaomeng could see it clearly, Hua Murong carefully sewed the cloth bag into the sleeve of her clothes, Su Xiaomeng couldn't help but look at Hua Murong curiously: "Master, what is in this cloth bag?" ”

Hua Murong's fingers flew and stopped, raised his head and glanced at Su Xiaomeng quickly, then lowered his head again, and said in a small voice: "It's ...... The hair of the apprentice ......"

"Hair?" Su Xiaomeng covered her head suddenly, "Master, why don't you know when you pulled out the apprentice?" ”

Hua Mu Rongzui replied quickly: "Of course you don't know, how can you know ...... when you are sleeping" After saying that, Hua Mu Rong realized that he had missed his mouth, and quickly covered his mouth and looked at Su Xiaomeng uneasily.

Oh no, his apprentice originally placed a ban in the house, he had already broken it, and secretly cut the apprentice's hair while the apprentice was asleep, if the apprentice knew that he had sneaked into her house, she would not have killed him!

But it's late, Su Xiaomeng already knows.

Su Xiaomeng gritted her teeth and stared at Hua Murong angrily: "Master, why are you so shameless?" How can you take advantage of the sleep of your disciples...... You, what else have you done? ”

Hua Murong pursed his lips: "Also...... I didn't do anything, I just cut my hair, my nails, and a little bit of cloth on my clothes......"

She said, she said that her clothes were always missing such a piece, but it was always missing on the sleeves, and she didn't pay attention to the size of the nails, she just thought that the little fox was asleep and bitten, but she didn't expect it......

Su Xiaomeng blushed with anger, and asked angrily: "Master, ask again, how did you unlock the ban under the apprentice?" ”

She read the book for three days and studied the formation ban for three days, and it was so easy to break it! She's mentally unbalanced!

Hua Murong shook his hand and said proudly: "Apprentice, it's so naΓ―ve to want to trap you as a teacher because of your prohibition." How can you say that as a teacher, he is also the only ancient god in heaven and earth, and the formation prohibition in his mind is more than you eat. Not to mention the simplicity of your prohibition, there are several mistakes that have been made wrong. ”

As she spoke, Hua Murong looked at Su Xiaomeng and asked seriously, "Apprentice, you can't be reading pirated books, right?" ”

Look at this! Is this the rhythm of heaven?

Su Xiaomeng's hand holding the teacup turned faintly white, and then brushed the ground and hit Hua Murong: "Master, the apprentice still killed you!" ”

Hua Murong dodged lightly: "Apprentice, talk well, don't do it!" ”

Su Xiaomeng clenched her fist and was about to greet Hua Murong's face, Hua Murong's figure flashed and opened the door and ran out: "Apprentice, it's wrong for the teacher, it's wrong......"

Su Xiaomeng raised her feet and chased after the door: "Don't run, you will stop ...... for me" (to be continued.) )