Chapter 306: Taking a Bath?
"What are you looking for me, old immortal?"
Out of the office, Xiao Yi gave Old Man Miao a blank look and said angrily. In short, now that he meets this guy, Xiao Yi always feels a bad premonition.
"This ...... I want to ......"
Before Old Man Miao finished speaking, he interrupted Xiao Yi's broken gong voice, "Don't even think about it!" I'm telling you, I'm too young to die! ”
"Hehe, no, who will send my grandson-in-law to death?"
Unexpectedly, Old Man Miao didn't let Xiao Yi go on a mission this time, but seeing Old Man Miao's weird smile, Xiao Yi still shuddered.
"Really?"
"Of course it's true, when did I lie to you!" Old man Miao patted his chest and reassured, looking like he believed he was right.
"Okay, take care, don't send it!" Saying that, Xiao Yi was about to pat his ass and leave again.
Seeing that Xiao Yi was leaving, Old Man Miao immediately became anxious, "Hey, don't go, let's talk for a while......"
"I'm sorry, I don't have a common language with you!" Xiao Yi was too lazy to take care of him, so he didn't even look at Old Man Miao and passed by.
"Stop me, have you forgotten who you are?" Old man Miao shouted loudly to stop.
"Grass, isn't my identity still imposed by you?" If it was ordinary people, Xiao Yi would have ignored it a long time ago, but this old man Miao did hold his handle in his hand, so Xiao Yi had to stop.
"Hehe, don't be angry, in fact, I just want you to do half a little favor." Old Man Miao's face changed rapidly, and he instantly changed to a flattering face.
"Don't help!"
"Don't you listen to what's making decisions? Rest assured, it's definitely not a mission that will send you to death, and there are great benefits! ”
"Just don't help!"
Looking at Xiao Yi's resolute expression, Old Man Miao didn't bother to talk to him more, and whispered a few words directly into his ear.
Originally, Xiao Yi was reluctant to bite his ears with Old Man Miao, but when he heard what he said, his eyes immediately straightened, "What...... What the? You say let me help the stupid girl take a bath? ”
"Be quiet, what are you howling!" Old man Miao rolled his eyes at Xiao Yilian, and sighed again and again in his heart.
His heart is bitter! The baby granddaughter didn't know how she suffered from mental retardation, and a good big girl became what she is now, but she couldn't find anything wrong. And the most important thing is that she doesn't even kiss her own grandfather, and she shouts to find Xiao Yi every day.
No, it's been so many days since I came back, but my granddaughter hasn't taken a bath. Every time she took a bath, she yelled at her brother to wash her, which made Old Man Miao angry, and he also looked for Xiao Yi for this matter.
Old man Miao has tried everything he can, but the stupid girl just doesn't take a bath. Helplessly, the bell had to be tied to the bell, and the desperate old man Miao had to ask Xiao Yi for help.
"That's not good. How can I say that I, Xiao Yi, am also a man who stands up to the sky, helping a little girl take a bath, what kind of system is this? No, it's absolutely not going to work! ”
Xiao Yi waved his hand again and again, pretending to be a decent gentleman.
"Pretend, you still pretend with me! Okay, it's okay if you don't agree, I'll go and tell your little girlfriends about you helping my granddaughter take a bath, and I'll see how you explain it then! ”
Looking at the old man Miao who put down his cruel words and turned his head to leave, Xiao Yi was in a hurry now.
"Don't don't, don't have something to say, why bother making a small report? Besides, it's not your style to say bad things about others behind your back, isn't it just to bathe a stupid girl? Don't worry, it's on me! ”
"Forget it, since you are embarrassed, I am not reluctant, or my old man will do it himself!"
"You old man should rest, what if you fall to your death in the bathroom, what can you do stupidly? Leave this kind of rough work to me! ”
"What nonsense are you talking about, stinky boy? You just fell to your death! ”
“……”
Half an hour later, I saw Xiao Yi standing at the door of the bathroom in full gear.
"What do you mean by being old and immortal? How are you going to let me bathe your granddaughter like this? Xiao Yi scolded directly, and he couldn't wait to put Old Man Miao into the toilet before he was willing.
Looking at Xiao Yi, I saw that he was wearing a thick blindfold, and a pair of sunglasses were on top of the blindfold, and the sunglasses were covered with a thick hood, and only two small holes were left in the nostrils.
And what he wears is even more bizarre. A giant bear suit wrapped Xiao Yat's whole body tightly, leaving no dead ends.
Seeing Xiao Yi's dress, Old Man Miao was also embarrassed, "This, after all, my granddaughter is still a big girl with yellow flowers, if you see or touch it, it will not affect it well." ”
"No fart! If you love whoever you love like this, Lao Tzu doesn't want to suffer this sin! ”
As he spoke, Xiao Yi began to take it off. Just kidding, if you can't take advantage of any cheapness, will Xiao Yat still be interested? Besides, this raged clothes can't be washed at all, and you have to suffocate yourself.
"Don't, don't...... Don't go, we're talking about what else we can do? Seeing Xiao Yi take off his suit after dividing five by two, Old Man Miao was anxious.
"Either Lao Tzu Guangzi's ass will wash her, don't you invite another master, the master won't serve!" Xiao Yi put down the cruel words and turned to leave, but before he could take a step, he only felt a soft body crash into his arms.
When I looked down, I saw that the stupid girl had taken off at some point.
"Brother, you finally came to see the silly girl, do you know how much the silly girl misses you."
Seeing Xiao Yi holding a silly girl, the old man Miao on the side didn't open his eyes, nor did he open his eyes. In the end, he could only turn his head and shout loudly: "Xiao Yi, let go of my granddaughter, if you dare to be unkind to her, believe it or not, I will make you unhumane!" ”
Grass, is there any mistake? Is your granddaughter holding me and giving me a?
Just when Xiao Yi was angry, the stupid girl in his arms took the lead, "Grandpa, you are so bad, not only bullying my brother but also bathing the stupid girl, and the stupid girl will ignore you anymore." Let's go, brother, let's go take a bath and ignore grandpa! ”
"Poof......" Xiao Yi burst into laughter.
"Old immortal, do you hear, your granddaughters say you are bad! But also, you are so old, you still have to attack your own granddaughter, do you still have a little humanity? Let's go, my brother will take you to the bath. ”
"Okay, the silly girl likes her brother the most!"
Ling'er said I was bad? I don't have humanity? Two huge question marks, like a huge solid stone, pressed on Old Man Miao's chest, and he couldn't breathe for a long time.
With a "snap", as the bathroom door closed, Old Man Miao woke up.
"Xiao Yi, if you stinky boy dare to mistreat my granddaughter, I will kill you!"
"Did you hear me, I'm going to destroy you!"
“……”
Old man Miao kept shouting outside the door, but the two people inside the door turned a deaf ear. With the sound of rushing water, Old Man Miao's heart also fell into the abyss completely.
My granddaughter Miao Tian, do you really want to marry this bastard boy?