Legends are all lies!

Legend has it that Li Shizhu, the national teacher, is a master of love, and all females have to worship under his robe when they see him, not to mention the princesses of various countries who are the daughters of the official family, and what is even more legendary is that even the female monkey on Mount Emei also sent him a thousand charming autumn waves!

So Li Shizhu relied on his extremely high appearance and excellent figure to deduce Su Xiaomeng, the love rival of the red princess!

However, this Su Xiaomeng was stunned and was not moved by Li Shizhu's beauty, and insisted on letting this legendary national teacher who killed the female in the world in seconds sit on the cold bench. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Here's the thing......

In the small garden of a princess's mansion on a certain day, Hua Murong sat on a rocking chair basking in the sun, Su Xiaomeng sat on Hua Murong's lap basking in the sun, and Hongfu watched Hua Murong holding Su Xiaomeng in the sun.

Red breeze is so angry, the man I finally fell in love with belongs to another woman, and he is still showing affection under her nose, is she really dead?

When Hongfu "accidentally" tore the fifth handkerchief, Li Shizhu, the national teacher, finally came to destroy it!

Today, Li Shizhu is still wearing the conspicuous purple robe, the cuffs are embroidered with gold thread auspicious clouds, and the knuckled hand is still holding a white eighteen-bone fan.

Then this Li Shizhu slowly paced to Hua Murong's side with a small white fan, revealing a bright smile in spring, and said loudly: "I have heard that the playboy is beautiful for a long time, and when I saw it today, it was really a rare handsome boy in the turbid world." ”

Hua Murong didn't raise his eyelids, stretched out his slender fingers to cover his thin lips and yawned, then touched Su Xiaomeng's little head, and continued to squint his eyes and bask in the sun lazily like a cat.

What does it mean to be beautiful? He is the most beautiful god in the heavenly realm, is he obviously a beautiful god?

Li Shizhu is embarrassed, is this a naked slap in the face?

Thinking that he is a national teacher, people have always begged to talk to him, and he still ignores him, but now he has put down his body and taken the initiative to speak, and even flattered him, this Hua Murong actually ignored him so facelessly!

Li Shizhu felt that his heart was hurt by 10,000 points!

Hong Fuxiu frowned, and quickly glanced at Li Shizhu, who was in a daze, Li Shizhu understood, put away his stiff expression and continued to smile: "I heard that there is a beautiful woman in the princess's mansion, and when I saw Miss Su today, I really understand what the fairy looks like, Li is really fortunate in three lives." ”

It stands to reason that what woman doesn't smile when she hears other people's praise? But this Su Xiaomeng raised her little hand, waved it and said impatiently: "Classmate, let me go, you blocked my light." ”

Schoolmate? What the heck?

Li Shizhu twitched his mouth and moved his steps extremely embarrassed, Su Xiaomeng waved his hand again, Li Shizhu moved a few more steps, Su Xiaomeng continued to wave, and Li Shizhu continued to move...... In the end, Lee Se-ju was kicked out of the small garden......

Hua Murong felt that this Li Shizhu really had no eyesight, didn't he see him and his apprentice spending the world together? What a great holiday life it is! It's just that this Li Shizhu came to intervene, if he hadn't been driven away by his own apprentices, he would have thrown this Li Shizhu into the 10,000-year-old snow pool to feed the fish in the city!

Li Shizhu felt very frustrated, there are still women in this world who are not interested in him except for the red whisk, is it really that his old age and decay charm value has declined?

No, he's only eighteen! Is it that it is old and decrepit? Oh God! This is not true!

However, Li Shizhu is the unbeatable Xiaoqiang! The more frustration, the braver, the healthier the frustration!

Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, Li Shizhu is the most proficient in the piano art, especially the song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", which is really rare in the world!

I had to use his killer move! Lee Se-ju raised a treacherous smile, small dimples looming on the sides of his cheeks.

When Hongfu heard that Li Shizhu was going to play "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", the corners of his mouth twitched unnaturally, and he instructed with a serious face: "Ten million, ten million, ten million, don't sing!" ”

Li Shizhu's chick nodded like a peck of rice.

So Li Shizhu carried Qin Fei to the roof, posed, took a deep breath of the air in the warm sun, and as soon as he raised his fingers, the sound of the piano began to echo in this small garden.

As soon as the piano sounded, the maids of the princess's mansion were attracted to it, and they stopped their work and stared at Li Shizhu intently, with red hearts in their eyes.

Li Shizhu closed his eyes and smiled at the corners of his mouth, as if he was completely immersed in the sound of the piano, unable to extricate himself.

Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng paused, and involuntarily listened.

I didn't expect this national teacher to have two more sons, not much worse than the gods in the heavenly realm.

However, just when Li Shizhu gradually entered the piano sound, when the song was moving, Li Shizhu actually sang involuntarily: "The girl on the other side looks over, looks over, looks over......"

These are clearly two different tunes, okay?

Princess Hongfu closed her eyes unbearably, Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng twitched the corners of their mouths in unison, and the maid in the princess's mansion quietly withdrew from the small garden......

Even the birds that flew over the princess's mansion all fell into the sky and lay on the ground, twitching constantly......

What is a sound attack? This is the sonic attack! Kill invisibly! Kill the bird without a trace!

After the song, Li Shizhu handsomely hugged the qin and flew down, stood still in front of Su Xiaomeng and Hua Murong, shook the hair in front of his forehead in a chic manner, and asked extremely narcissistically: "How is the performance of the national teacher?" Are you still satisfied? ”

really seduced his wife in front of him, and he actually shamelessly begged for praise, Hua Murong was very unhappy!

So Hua Murong pulled out a peerless smile and said very gently: "Since there is a national teacher in the southern country, there is a lot more wild meat of birds. ”

It means, you are killing birds!

Looking at Li Shizhu's infarcted expression, Hua Murong picked up the twitching bird on the ground lightly, and said aloud to his apprentice in a good mood: "Apprentice, let's have a barbecue today!" ”

Grill? What the heck?

Li Shizhu humbly consulted Hua Murong in line with the principle of not being ashamed to ask, and Hua Murong was very kind to teach Li Shizhu the knowledge that Su Xiaomeng had taught him.

When Li Shizhu heard it, he was surprised! This food is still eaten in this way!

So Li Shizhu actively said that he wanted to join the ranks of barbecue, and by the way, he also followed them to barbecue.

Then in the small garden of the princess's mansion, the most bizarre picture of history began to appear.

It was rare for the red whisk to help Su Xiaomeng and Hua Murong sprinkle seasonings and barbecue peacefully, and Li Shizhu, the national teacher, was responsible for sitting on the roof and singing while playing "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix": "Look at the girl opposite, look at it, look at it, look at it......"

One by one, the birds that approached the princess's mansion crackled as if they had been shot, and the people dragged the birds to the kitchen with great calmness......