"Also, do you often hold your pee? You have a problem with your prostate! ”

As soon as the doctor asked this question, Ling Hurui immediately ran out with a red face. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info Sun Dasheng was even more ashamed.

It's not that this doctor is not good at business, but this immortal is really different!

It's not that the gods don't pee, Sun Dasheng's last soak of urine was pulled on the root of the finger of the Buddha, and then he was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain.

Pressed by tens of thousands of tons of stones, you might as well pull the urine to show me? - The urethral opening has been stoned to death!

In fact, this is the Buddha's careful eye, he was so angry that Sun Dasheng urinated on his fingers, so he suppressed his Ding Ding so that he couldn't pee for 1,500 years.

As a result, this side effect is that Sun Wukong's prostate has become enlarged.

After Sun Dasheng understood the harm of holding urine, he was really speechless:

Doctor, you really don't understand! Our immortals can not pee, as if they have been playing for thousands of years, this time it is really not a disease!

But of course, the doctor didn't know that he was diagnosing an immortal, so he continued to babble:

"None of the above is too much of a problem. I said, Xiao Sun, let me ask a private question, are you confused about your sexual orientation? ”

"Huh?"

Sun Dasheng was dumbfounded.

When the doctor saw Sun Dasheng's expression, he thought that his analysis was correct, so he said seriously:

"Xiao Sun, I analyzed your blood composition, and then looked at the condition of your kidneys, you are very bitter!

Look at your **** cavernous body, you obviously have strong blood vessels and strong muscles.

But after inspection, it was found that your little brother has not used it for a long time, and there is no knee jump reaction when you hit it with a small hammer, you can't be uninterested in the opposite sex, right? ”

Sun Dasheng is a serious person, and when he saw that the more the doctor spoke, the more unorthodox he became, he wanted to say goodbye, but he didn't want the doctor to be bitter, he was still nagging there:

"Xiao Sun, there is a lot of fun in heterosexual love, it's not that I'm old-fashioned, but same-sex fetishes are really very dangerous!

For example, AIDS, for example, for human reproduction, for example, for the joy of the bed......"

The doctor was still nagging, Sun Dasheng had already rushed out of the door, and the doctor shouted in the back:

"Hey, don't rush to go, your blood test results haven't come out yet. Remember to come back for a follow-up appointment in five days.

Remember, young man, to be young and have fun! ”

……

On the way back, the two didn't speak, they really held back for a long time, and Ling Hurui finally asked:

"Brother, how are you doing?"

Sun Dasheng sighed:

"Modern technology is indeed scientific, but not all of it is accurate. Rui Rui, in fact, I'm really not sick, I'm fine! ”

……

In the laboratory of the People's Hospital, several laboratory technicians are busy working. A large number of blood samples are placed on the laboratory bench, and the laboratory technicians are conducting blood tests according to the requirements of diagnosis and treatment.

In the corner of the bench, there is a row of test tubes, each with a small piece of paper pasted on it, and the patient's name is marked on it. Two of the test tubes had Sun Dasheng's name written on them.

It was already dark at night, and these laboratory technicians were on the night shift. Although they had enough rest, they were still tired from violating the rules of their biological clock.

During the mechanical process, a young laboratory technician removed a test tube from the shelf, which was a blood sample of Sun Dasheng.

"Let's take a break after doing this, I'm really tired today."

The young laboratory technician muttered, and the companion next to him yawned:

"yes, I'm really tired, let's take a rest."

The young laboratory technician glanced at his companion and asked:

"You're still doing virus analysis, huh? I know that this patient has terminal cancer, and there is no way to do it. ”

"Well, who doesn't know? But his family is rich, and the family always reports fantasies, often asking for cancer cells in the blood, hoping for a miracle.

In fact, there is no need to analyze at all, and the ingredients in this tube of blood can be guessed. Forget it, let's do our best, but I'm going to hit them again! ”

"Alas, people are like this, they will never give up until they lose. In this way, you can take a break, and I will help you do your experiments. ”

His companion nodded and sat down on the bench, and the young laboratory technician began to complete his test, slicing Sun Dasheng's blood and bringing his eyes to the back of the microscope.

As the images inside the microscope became clearer, the young laboratory technician's eyes suddenly widened, and he was a little suspicious of what he was seeing.

In the microscope, those blood cells are extremely active, whether it is white blood cells or red blood cells, and even those macrophages are extremely fierce, and the components in the blood are all like evil wolves.

Not only that, but there were also ingredients in the film that the laboratory technicians had never seen, and those white objects seemed to have powerful healing powers, and they stuck to the injured cells, and then the broken cell membranes healed quickly.

"I'm not mistaken, am I?"

The labist looked up, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then put them back again, only to see the same thing again.

"How is that possible? Is it possible for humans to have such blood? ”

The laboratory technician muttered to himself, his eyes left the microscope, and the laboratory technician picked up the test tube, and he whispered the name on the test tube:

"Sun Dasheng? Could it be that this tube of blood is contaminated at some point? ”

His companion, who was sitting on the sidelines, heard the young laboratory technician talking to himself, so he asked:

"Oda, what's wrong?"

"Well, I don't know. Senior brother, why don't you come over and have a look? ”

The companion came to the side of the laboratory technician, and he went to see the microscope at the request of the laboratory technician, but at first glance, the companion was also frightened.

"Oda, the sample you made is contaminated, right?"

Xiao Tian said with a head: "Yes, senior brother, in fact, I also doubt it. This person drew two tubes of blood, why don't you make a slice yourself and compare it? ”

The companion took out another test tube, and he used it to slice it. The slice was placed under the microscope again, and soon, the man lifted his head in the same daze.

"What's the matter, senior brother, is it still the same situation?"

The companion nodded slowly, and the assayer immediately leaned over to look, and soon he raised his head excitedly.

"Senior brother, have we made a new discovery? Have we discovered new human blood? Surely a person with this blood has a strong body? ”

"Having a strong body? Then he wouldn't have come to our hospital. I'm guessing the two reagents are contaminated, and the white ingredient is some unknown foreign substance. ”

The companion poured cold water on him, but the laboratory technician was still very interested:

……