Chapter 56: Addicted to Squatting Pits
Spicy bibimbap is the most unpalatable dark dish Ye Shu has ever tasted, and it is simply a must-have in the world!
But he had to bite the bullet and eat a few spoonfuls to avoid Xiao Leng's disappointment. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
After a few spoonfuls of belly, Ye Shu immediately felt that his stomach was tumbling and there was a gurgling sound, obviously his stomach and intestines had received 10,000 points of critical damage, and this damage extended from his throat all the way down to the chrysanthemum.
"It's delicious, it's amazing, I'm full...... Let's go to the toilet first, and you can take a shower and rest, it's dirty and not good-looking. ”
Ye Shu forced a smile and said, Xiao Leng was happy in his heart, and the weird smile on his face became brighter and brighter.
"Thank you for teaching me how to cook, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have learned it overnight."
It's easy to say, it's just a trivial matter, Ye Shu wanted to cry without tears, waved his hand and hurriedly went to the toilet to squat, he couldn't help it.
This day was probably his darkest day, his stomach was extremely uncomfortable, and he squatted for more than half an hour before he came out, his face was already pale, his legs trembled, and he was dizzy.
It's so miserable to eat it once.,I haven't sent it in the future.,No matter how good the cute girl is, she can't let her cook.。
Ye Shu sighed, buttressed against the wall and moved to the living room, but when he passed by the bathroom, he swept it coldly, and saw a small cold light. Lying in the bathtub and rubbing his body stiffly.
If it weren't for the foam that had been rubbed out to block the mysterious part, Ye Shu would have been able to see her two little white rabbits.
He hurriedly looked away and secretly recited Amitabha, not to look at it.
"Why don't you close the door?"
Ye Shu opened his mouth to ask, and reached out to pull the door by the way. Xiao Leng was stunned for a moment, and shrank into the water: "I'...... I forgot that I was used to it at home, and I was not allowed to close the bathroom door for sixteen years. ”
I'll go?
Xiao Leng can't close the bathroom door when taking a shower at home? This special Boss Su is too sick, isn't he? has made Xiao Leng develop this habit, she is even numb, and she can forget to close the door in other people's houses.
Ye Shu secretly felt pitiful, and hurriedly closed the door and said, "Remember in the future, you are going to live a new life, forget everything before." ”
Xiao Leng hummed softly and silently scrubbed his light. Smooth white body.
Ye Shu continued to support the wall and returned to the living room, and the abdominal pain had not yet eased. He went to the couch and never wanted to move again.
At this time, Liu Youyou came out, and looked at the bedroom door for a while before cautiously walking out.
"What are you doing? Be a thief? ”
Ye Shu asked weakly, and Liu Youyou smiled evilly: "Xiao Leng cooked a meal all night, my nose is so sensitive, I have already smelled danger, fortunately I didn't come out, don't taste it." ”
Ye Shu's old face twitched, this vixen had been hiding, allowing himself to suffer alone.
"Actually, it's quite delicious, especially the spicy bibimbap, it's delicious, better than three or five bottles, you can try it too."
Ye Shu smirked, wanting to pit the fox spirit. However, where is the vixen's sense of smell so easy to deceive, she smiled charmingly: "If you are not obedient, Xiao Leng will be handed over to you in the future, you teach her to cook by yourself, and suffer by yourself." I'm going to work, stealing blood bags for you, by the way, the monster market will open soon, you have to go with me, remember. ”
Liu Youyou should go to work after he is busy, otherwise the blood bag will be consumed.
After she finished speaking, she went to dress up, and then hurried out to avoid being caught by Xiao Leng to taste the food.
Ye Shu leaned against the wall and went back to the room, such a stable and good day, don't be ruined by the spicy bibimbap, hurry up and play a game.
He has nothing to do, his favorite thing is to be paralyzed at home, and it is also a great pleasure in life to enjoy the otaku life if he doesn't do anything.
It's a pity that it backfired, so he settled down to enter the game, and Xiao Leng appeared after taking a shower.
Xiao Leng has already changed into a set of clothes, a white T-shirt and black socks, and her thighs are white and exposed, as if she is not wearing pants.
Ye Shu almost sprayed when he saw it, his eyes couldn't help but look at it a few more times, and hurriedly said: "Ahem, Xiao Leng, why don't you wear pants?" ”
Xiao Leng was holding a cup of tea in her hand, she looked down and said, "I wore it, the T-shirt was too long and covered it." ”
Ye Shu saw that the T-shirt was really too long, and Liu Youyou bought it without thinking about it at all, it covered his buttocks.
But it feels good for Mao...... Subtle, the cute girl with a double ponytail is wearing socks and such a long T-shirt, and there is a hint of color in the cuteness. Feeling.
Ye Shu thought about it for a while and scolded himself secretly, how could he become more and more fowl. Beast, always cranky.
He grabbed the mouse and shook it, not daring to look more: "What's wrong?" Made me tea? ”
Xiao Leng obviously smiled, but unfortunately he couldn't make this expression, so he could only say coldly: "Well, this is also my own creation, you will definitely like it." ”
As soon as he heard about his own creation, Ye Shu broke out in a cold sweat on the spot, and turned his head stiffly to look: "What kind of tea?" ”
Xiao Leng handed him the teacup: "Spicy strips make tea, the tea is so beautiful, I named it Ice Black Tea." ”
Ye Shu spurted out a mouthful of old blood directly, his hands couldn't help but tremble, and he stammered: "That...... I'm not thirsty yet, you can put it here first, I'll drink it later." ”
Xiao Leng didn't refuse, gently put down the teacup, and then walked out happily.
Ye Shu breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he didn't have to drink it on the spot, otherwise he would have died violently.
He thought that he had to find an opportunity to pour it secretly, he would never drink it.
However, she underestimated Xiao Leng's persistence. When Ye Shu played the game for a while, he vaguely felt that there was someone at the door, and couldn't help but turn his head to see that Xiao Leng was lying at the door looking at himself, only half of his head was exposed, and a ponytail was still dangling.
As soon as Ye Shu saw her, she retracted her head, and she didn't know where to go.
Ye Shu scratched his head and continued to play the game, playing for a few minutes, the corners of his eyes swept away, Xiao Leng was peeking at himself again, his eyes were full of anticipation.
Her meaning is obvious, she wants to see Ye Shu drinking tea for the first time, and then come to listen to the evaluation, peeking in order not to miss Ye Shu's time to drink tea.
Ye Shu sighed in his heart, it's not good, it's not good, this can't be poured!
He pretended to be calm, and when he saw Xiao Leng retract his head, he quickly stood up, grabbed the teacup and went to the window, intending to pour it out.
As a result, when he walked to the window, Xiao Leng jumped in suddenly: "Are you going to drink?" ”
Ye Shu's hand shook and almost smashed the teacup.
"Haha, yes, yes, such a beautiful tea, you need to taste it slowly, I went to the window to look at the beautiful scenery, my heart fluctuated, this scene is the most suitable for tea."
Ye Shu smiled happily, Xiao Leng looked at him tightly, looking forward to his evaluation.
Ye Shu broke his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach, took a deep breath, raised his head to drink tea, and drank it all.
"Okay, I, Ye Mou, have never praised other people's tea art in my life, you Su Xiaoleng is the first, I took it!"
Ye Shu gave a thumbs up and shouted, Xiao Leng jumped with joy, and that weird smile appeared on his cold face again.
"If you like it, I'll soak you every day. I finally found the value of my life, and it was so free to be free from my father's control. ”
If Xiao Leng's body wasn't too stiff, she would probably have to spin and jump with her eyes closed.
Ye Shu smiled slightly, and strode to the toilet: "Okay, okay, you've been busy all night, go and rest." ”
Xiao Leng was finally satisfied, and went back to his room to rest, while Ye Shu went into the toilet again, spitting and pulling, the picture was very beautiful, and he couldn't bear to look at it directly.
And this is just the beginning of the nightmare, in the next ten days, Xiao Leng completely let go of his hands and feet, and made all kinds of tricks with an expressionless face every day, so scared that Liu Youyou didn't dare to stay at home.
For the safety of his life, Ye Shu had to stare at Xiao Leng and carefully teach her how to cook.
However, even so, Xiao Leng's cooking skills couldn't bear to look at him directly, Ye Shu was miserable, and he was already obsessed with and getting thinner and thinner.
Finally, the autumn monster market opened, and early that morning, Ye Shu put on a suit and leather shoes, combed his hair into an adult, and dragged Liu Youyou out of the house.
"Let's go, I'll be back in half a year!"
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