Chapter 298: Gave the Pig a Bite
"Chirp, poof!"
"Shishi, you are so, you deliberately pretended to fall down and kiss others. If you want to be a relative, can you tell someone, and they don't want to give you a kiss! ”
Looking at Xiao Yi, who was full of shyness and pretended appearance, Liu Shishi, who was originally angry and half calm, instantly surged into her heart again.
"Bastard, what did you say?"
"Shishi, don't be shy, I know I'm charming, I know I'm popular, but you ......"
Before she finished speaking, Liu Shishi's broken cherry mouth attacked Xiao Yi again.
Xiao Yi was dumbfounded, this girl shouldn't be real, but I'm afraid it won't have a good impact here, if it is seen by children, it will affect mental health.
Just about to persuade Liu Shishi to change the venue and fight again, she suddenly felt a heart-piercing pain on her lips.
"Ah......h
A pig-killing scream sounded again, and Xiao Yi's tears of pain were about to fall. Liu Shishi is not kissing herself at all, but biting herself!
"You're crazy!" Xiao Yi hurriedly pushed Liu Shishi away, only to feel a hot pain on his lips.
"What did you say?" Liu Shishi frowned angrily, looking like a female overlord possessed, and wanted to bite Xiao Yi's lip again.
"Don't don't, Sister Liu, I know it's wrong, I'm going to turn into a rabbit if I bite me!" Xiao Yat hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Rabbit?"
"Aren't rabbits three-and-a-half mouths? If you're biting, I'm not going to be a rabbit? Xiao Yi frowned and looked at Liu Shishi with a frightened face, she really looked like a good rabbit.
Looking at Xiao Yi, whose mouth was red and swollen, Liu Shishi smiled proudly, but her lips also hurt when she smiled.
"Bastard, you still have to mean to say that my lip was also bitten by you, why don't you say it?"
"This ...... This is that your lips are so sweet that you can't hold back for a while, and you ......"
"You...... You hate it......"
I didn't expect Xiao Yi to say such shameless words, no matter how barbaric Liu Shishi was, but after all, she was still an untrained little girl, how could she have to endure this teasing.
Seeing that Liu Shishi's attention was distracted, Xiao Yi hurriedly pushed Liu Shishi away, and immediately ran ten meters away as soon as she slipped away.
"Hahaha, silly girl, your lips are sweet, so if you don't hold back for a while, I'll bite me as a sausage!"
"What? You use my lips like sausages! Liu Shishi's little face turned white as soon as she brushed it, why is this shameless bastard so shameless?
Xiao Yi was speechless, looking unfinished, but soon frowned again, "Yes, but why does this sausage feel a little weird?" Shishi, haven't you brushed your teeth lately? ”
Didn't brush your teeth? This shameless bastard actually said he didn't brush his teeth?
In an instant, Liu Shishi felt that her lungs were about to be fried. In order to maintain hygiene, she brushes her teeth every time she finishes eating, and she goes to the dentist regularly to clean her teeth. Not only that, Liu Shishi brushed her teeth once when she just went out, but this shameless bastard actually said that she didn't brush her teeth?
"You didn't brush your teeth, your whole family didn't brush your teeth!" Liu Shishi puffed out her mouth and said angrily.
Although she said so, she was very concerned about a little girl's family being publicly said that she didn't brush her teeth. Do you really have bad breath?
Liu Shishi sighed a few times in the palm of her hand, but she didn't smell anything. Looking at Xiao Yi, I saw him looking at himself with a smile.
"The fragrance is elegant, refreshing, this sausage is indeed unique, this sausage is really delicious, and I don't know when I will be able to eat another bite." Saying that, Xiao Yi also licked his tongue, looking unfinished.
In an instant, Liu Shishi's brush suddenly turned red again. How could this dead bald man say such shameless words. But after thinking about it, he realized that he had been tricked by this dead bald man, and he was suddenly ashamed and annoyed in the bottom of his heart.
"Dead bald, I'm going to kill you!" With a loud shout, Liu Shishi rushed towards Xiao Yi with her teeth and claws, and a farce unfolded again.
Half an hour ago, a man and a woman were very close to each other, and they were conspicuous on the street.
"It's not good for us to be like this, after all, this is a public occasion!" Xiao Yi looked a little embarrassed.
"What's wrong, don't you want to be a scoundrel?" I saw Xiao Yi carrying Liu Shishi on his back, walking on the street with a distressed face.
Hearing Liu Shishi say that she was a scoundrel, Xiao Yi, who has always been upright, was immediately unhappy after hearing it, "Who said I was a scoundrel?" You're insulting me! ”
Xiao Yi said neither humble nor arrogant, the true character of a man. But after a huge reversal, I saw Xiao Yi say with a cheeky smile: "I'm a scoundrel myself, so I don't have to play at all!" ”
"You ......"
I've seen a scoundrel, but I've never seen this kind of scoundrel who doesn't even want a face. Liu Shishi's face trembled, and she pulled Xiao Yi's ears fiercely.
"Ah...... Let it go! ”
"Don't let it go!"
"Really?"
"I really don't let it go!"
"Okay, you forced me!" As soon as Xiao Yi's words fell, Liu Shishi only felt that her buttocks suddenly had a pair of obscene hands, and she kept approaching her mysterious garden.
Liu Shishi trembled violently in fright, and immediately let go of the hand that was grabbing Xiao Yi's ear, "Dead bald, you're going to die, why don't you take your dirty hands away!" ”
"Hehe, actually, I still want you to tease me for a while!"
Liu Shishi naturally understood the meaning of Xiao Yi's words, and was about to get angry, only to feel that her buttocks were slapped violently. Suddenly swallowed the anger in her heart, and she was afraid.
She was afraid that Xiao Yi would put him down, and if it was like that, she would lose her face, because her skirt was torn in a large piece.
Liu Shishi's hatred in her heart, if she knew who was defecating everywhere, she had to castrate him. The pale yellow liquid not only made him fall, but also tore his skirt, otherwise Liu Shishi would not have let this shameless pervert carry herself.
Damn pee thief, find me and I'm going to castrate you!
Hearing Liu Shishi muttering quietly on her back, Xiao Yi was scared and sweating profusely. Because what Liu Shishi is talking about is not someone else, but herself!
"Bald pot pot, Shishi, why did you come back, if you want to delay the banquet, the banquet is almost over?"
Seeing the two coming back, Li Mengmeng and Zheng Jiaying immediately greeted them.
"Shishi, what's going on with your lips? And Xiao Yi, why are your lips swollen too? "It's strange enough to see Xiao Yi carrying Liu Shishi on his back, and both of their lips are actually swollen.
"Uh...... This one...... Was it scalded by drinking milk tea? That's right, it's hot from drinking milk tea! Liu Shishi wiped the fine beads of sweat on her forehead and smiled awkwardly.
"What about you?"
"I, I was accidentally bitten by a pig when I was eating pig's head meat!"