Xiao Yifan was even more puzzled in his heart, and said in his heart, according to medical common sense, a patient who can't feel his pulse can almost announce the death of the patient, but the patient in front of him is alive and kicking, if he tells others that he is dead, he has to be beaten by a few big mouths. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, smelling, asking, and cutting, and since the pulse cannot be cut, it has to be diagnosed through the other three of the four diagnoses.

"This boss, please stick out your tongue and let me see your tongue coating" Xiao Yifan said.

Mazi's face was already sweating at this time, his expression was full of pain and contempt, and he said in his heart, whether you look at Lao Tzu's illness or not, when Lao Tzu's pain is reduced, Lao Tzu will not spare you either.

Sticking out his tongue, Xiao Yifan looked at the tongue coating of Mazi's face, and couldn't help but tremble slightly, the tongue coating of normal people is generally bright red, and the tongue coating of the benevolent brother in front of him is actually blue-gray, conventionally speaking, even a dead person can't have a tongue coating?

I have studied Chinese medicine with my grandfather for so many years, and I have studied in medical school for five years, even if I have no clinical experience, I have never heard of such a tongue coating in terms of medical theory.

"Boss, did you eat anything before?" Xiao Yifan, who was holding back, really didn't know what to do, so he had to ask tentatively.

"What did you eat?" Mazi recalled briefly for a moment, and then said, "Lao Tzu just drank some soju on the road, and nothing else?" ”。

"That's right," Xiao Yifan said seriously, "The problem appears here, you must have drunk inferior wine and been poisoned."

Xiao Yifan said in his heart, if he can't say a meridian, these two guys will definitely not be finished with him, so they just prevaricate for a while.

Ma Yan and Ma Zi looked at each other, and Ma Zi Yan complained, "Lao Niu, you have to be cheap when you buy wine, and this can hurt me so badly."

Ma Yan scratched his scalp embarrassedly, and grinned, "Old Niu, we don't want to save some if we can, who knows that this store with a black conscience sells inferior wine to us."

"Man, hurry up and think of a way for me, my stomach hurts to death" The abdominal pain in Mazi's face seemed to be paroxysmal, and as soon as he grinned, the pain seemed to get worse again.

"Wait!" As soon as the horse-faced man grabbed the pockmarked face's hand, he said vigilantly, "Old Niu, this kid is obviously deceiving the two of us, you must not believe his nonsense."

“？”。

"Lao Niu, think about it, the wine I bought was drunk by our two brothers, you say, why are you in trouble, I'm fine?" The horse-faced man continued.

When Mazi heard this, he felt that this was true, so he was angry, he slapped the table, and said angrily, "Are you kid tired of being crooked, Ma Ji, even our brothers dare to lie, you don't ask around, who are we?" ”。

Xiao Yifan secretly complained in his heart, he never imagined that in such a short period of time, his trick would be seen through by the other party, but since the words have been spoken, they can't be changed casually, otherwise, looking at the posture of these two, it is impossible to spare themselves.

"Two bosses, you listen to me, I am a doctor, I have no grievances with you, my purpose is just to cure this boss's illness as soon as possible, how can I deceive you?" When Xiao Yifan said this, he had a sincere face and a pride of benevolence as a doctor.

The horse-faced man was about to have a seizure, presumably the pockmarked face still held the last glimmer of hope for Xiao Yifan to continue to treat him, so he waved his hand at the horse-faced man, "Brother, let's not be in a hurry for a while, and listen to what this kid has to say."

The horse-faced man endured his anger, pointed at Xiao Yifan and said, "You kid have something to say quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go."

"This boss, you also said that you drank alcohol just now, so let me ask you, what else did you eat besides drinking?" Xiao Yifan looked at the horse-faced man and said.

"The wine that our brothers drank together, and we didn't eat anything, I don't need to say this, this brother of mine is a witness," the horse-faced man said with a sense of matter.

Xiao Yifan sneered, "You obviously ate something yourself, but you don't dare to admit it, in my opinion, you two are like brothers."

"You talk nonsense".

"Why am I talking nonsense? This brother Ma, in my opinion, you still tell the truth," Xiao Yifan said further agitatedly.

"You kid TM sow discord, it's strange to see that I don't fight, you're looking for teeth all over the ground," the horse-faced man said, and couldn't help but raise his fist.

"Old Ma, what are you anxious about, you just let him finish speaking, are you still afraid that he won't be able to escape?" Xiao Yifan's words made Mazi's face a little suspicious, and he said in his heart, when he came out with Lao Ma before, there was indeed no precedent for dry drinking when he drank halfway, could it be that he hid his heart from me?

"Well, you kid should tell me, what else did I eat?" The horse-faced man's expression was almost furious.

Xiao Yifan smiled, and then said to Mazi's face, "This old man, do you still need me to say this?" This kid hasn't wiped his mouth clean when he eats, you might know it by looking at it yourself."

The pockmarked face turned his head to look at the horse-faced man, and sure enough, just like Xiao Yifan said, the horse-faced man still had two leek leaves stuck to the corners of his mouth, which means that the horse-faced man must have stolen something like dumplings or cakes filled with leeks.

"Old Ma, it seems that this little brother really didn't tell a lie, you and I have been brothers for so many years, even if you steal something, it's nothing, but why are you lying to me? Are you friends enough to do this? The pockmarked face sneered.

"This ......" The horse-faced man suddenly showed embarrassment on his face, and stammered, "Old Niu, you...... Listen to me, actually, I didn't want to lie to you, our brothers are in a hurry this time, the money on you and I is only enough for wine, and that pie is me and ...... I was embarrassed to tell you about it, so I ...... it."

Mazi looked at the horse-faced man expressionlessly, and the muscles on his cheeks slowly bulged.

"Old Niu, you are angry, even if my brother is wrong this time, but think about it, after so many years, which time has my old horse deceived you?" The horse-faced man grabbed the pockmarked face's hand and continued, "Dude, don't listen to this kid to sow discord, eh? Besides, even if the brother secretly ate a pie, could this pie be able to detoxify the poison of this inferior wine? ”。

The pockmarked face is obviously a little blindfolded, this Xiao Langzhong's words are right, and what the horse-faced brother said also has some truth, he turned his head to look at Xiao Yifan, and asked, "You kid is explaining, how can the pie cure the poison of inferior wine?" ”。

Xiao Yifan said in his heart, whether you were really poisoned, I'm not sure, as for why eating pies can relieve alcohol poison, you ask me, who will I ask?

"This boss, here's the thing" Xiao Yifan wrinkled his nose, his brain teaser was spinning, and then said, "To be honest, it's not pies that can relieve alcohol poison, what I want to say is that leeks can relieve this alcohol poison."

After Xiao Yifan finished speaking, the two guys glanced at each other suspiciously, neither daring to believe it all, nor daring not to believe it at all, but because of the dispute, the emotion shifted, and the pain was slightly relieved, and the pockmarked face suddenly felt that the abdominal pain was aggravated again.

"Ma Ji, my brother hurts like this, why don't you hurry up and find an antidote?" The horse-faced man stole the pie, and always felt a little unreasonable for the pockmarked face, so he said to Xiao Yifan again.

Xiao Yifan frowned slightly, and sighed, "Two bosses, didn't I say just now, our clinic has just opened, and many things are not ready yet, if you don't believe it, you just have to check it, but in my opinion, you, the old brother Maren, should hurry to the nearby mountains to pick some wild leeks, let's treat the disease, isn't it?" ”。

"You kid is going to make a call, why don't you go?".

"This boss is in this situation, can I go? I'm going to have to treat him quickly, don't I? Xiao Yifan said, taking out the acupuncture bag from the corner of the table that had not been used for I don't know how many years, and it seemed that he was going to perform acupuncture on the pockmarked face.

Having said this, the horse-faced man had nothing to say, snorted, and said to the pockmarked face, "Brother, if you hold on for a while, I will be back soon."

After taking away the horse-faced man, Xiao Yifan opened the acupuncture bag slowly, don't you say, there are really a few rusty acupuncture needles in it, which are roasted on the flame of the candle, which acupuncture points in the human body can relieve pain, it is still very clear to Xiao Yifan, he took acupoints in Zusanli, Neiguan, Hegu and other places, and then began to perform acupuncture for the pockmarked face.