042. Becoming a Sperm!
Usually when I don't have class, if Lin Hao doesn't ask me to go out, or if there is something important to go out, I usually hide in my room, which can be regarded as an otaku...... Hmm, otaku. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the summer, the air conditioner was turned on to 16 degrees and hid in the quilt, and in the winter, I hid in the quilt and couldn't get out, but now it's autumn, the air conditioner can't be turned on, it's not cold enough, and it's too hot to wrap in the quilt, so I took the quilt and lay on the ground.
The floor in my room is usually mopped once a day, so I guess it's cleaner than the bed, after all, the sheets can't be changed every day. Lin Hao's room is mopped once a week, and every time he enters his room, he has to wear slippers, for fear that the soles of his feet will be dirty.
In the future, should Lin Hao's room be cleaned casually?
I wanted to get up and do the hygiene now, but I was too lazy to move a few more times after lying down all day, and even if the lemon was stomping on me, I didn't plan to screw it aside.
I don't know when Lin Hao will come back.
It's already the weekend, if Lin Hao doesn't come back, I'm afraid that Meng Qi will come over and ask her again, although I think it's very annoying, but it won't let me drive people directly, her cheeky appearance, I feel that I can't deal with her no matter what.
I thought that if Lin Hao went back, he would come back with his things on Saturday, but he didn't come back until now, so I was tricked by Meng Qi for half an afternoon, but fortunately she left early, otherwise I really don't know how to stay with her.
sighed, there were enough troublesome things, and now Mengqi is still here to join in the fun.
I looked down at my chest, which was so small that I could barely see it.
Very entangled in the problem of the chest, in order not to be seen, I hope it can be as small as possible, preferably a horse Pingchuan and I don't like too many female signs on my body, but I hope to be the same as normal girls, so I am not afraid that Lin Hao will like other girls inexplicably.
It's so tangled!
He patted his face vigorously, shook his head, and pulled the quilt to his head.
Then the lemon stomped down the quilt and into my face......
I endured it all the time crawling on top of me just now, and now it's all stepping on my face!
Unceremoniously screwed the lemon under the bed, and patted its little head a few times in a threatening way, but the lemon didn't realize it at all, and still jumped up on it, and then meowed twice and rubbed it on my leg twice.
I didn't have much anger in the first place, so I gave up and continued to target lemons, and lay down on the bed and sighed.
Why can even cats bully me?
"Meow!" The lemon was still snorting next to me, rubbing me from time to time.
He turned his head to face the lemon and wanted to see what it was going to do.
Seeing that I had finally noticed it, the cat stood up on its hind legs, its front paws reaching out to my eyes, its sharp nails moving in front of me.
When the nails have been so long, it's no wonder that they haven't been lying on my shoulders much lately, and they are just crawling around where I have a quilt.
"Meow! Meow! ”
Seeing that I didn't respond, Lemon screamed twice, and then grabbed a nail clipper from the small table next to the bed.
I stared blankly at the lemon writhing there, and it took me half a sound to realize that it was asking me to cut its nails!
How can a cat take the initiative to ask someone to help cut its nails?
I immediately remembered what Lin Hao said about lemon essence, I always thought that this cat was just smarter than ordinary cats, after all, I have seen this kind of thing on the Internet when cats open doors by themselves, and cats will help with things It seems that I have also seen it, but I have never heard of cats asking for their own nails.
After taking the nail clippers and greeting with my hand, Lemon took the initiative to hand the paw to me, looking down at the plush cat's paw, feeling at a loss.
After hesitating for a while, I took out my mobile phone to check on the Internet, but as soon as I wrote the word "cat" in the search bar, a bunch of search records jumped out. When did I find so much about cats on my phone? After recording in a row, there are only one or two that have an impression.
It can't be Lemon secretly playing with the phone, right? It seems that when my phone is charging, I often don't see the lemon, no matter where I go, it likes to follow, and if I am not next to the phone charging recently, the charge is really slow.
I looked at the lemon with suspicion, and it immediately shook its head violently to indicate that it was not it.
Sure enough, it's a good thing that lemon is dry, and it even wrote down my lock screen password? And also can type?
Sperm?
My head is a little confused, so I don't think about whether lemons are fine or not for the time being, and with the almighty network, it's not a hassle to cut its nails, but occasionally it screams in pain, probably too deep.
It is said on the Internet that the cat's nails should be cut on the front paws, and after cutting, I will touch the head to reward, so after cutting again, I stretched out my hand to stroke, but the lemon flashed its head, and then it crawled on me, and after I lay down, it lay on my chest
Lemon isn't too big, and it's not too light, otherwise I wouldn't have allowed it to squat on my shoulders or put on my head and put on a hat. However, after raising it for a month, I didn't see any changes in its size, and I don't know if it was an adult or if there was something wrong with the body.
I was about to close my eyes and squint for a while, but I heard the sound of the door being opened, ignoring the lemon that was still lying on my chest, and immediately turned over and got out of bed, and the lemon was smashed.
As soon as I walked out of the bedroom, I saw Lin Hao, who was hanging up with a suitcase, walking into the hall in a hurry, and hurriedly greeted him and helped put the luggage on the ground.
"Why did you go for so many days?"
While helping Lin Hao unload his luggage, I complained.
"Isn't my uncle married? We didn't go last time. Lin Hao was almost out of breath from exhaustion, and when all his luggage was placed on the ground, the whole person slumped on the chair, "I ran to their new house yesterday to congratulate them, but I was left to eat, otherwise I would have been back yesterday evening." ”
"I'll go get you water."
I saw that he looked tired and paralyzed, and quickly trotted all the way into the kitchen, the kettle had just been used by me, and the water was still hot, so I took a small cup and filled it at random, but my hand was burned by the splash of water, and I was so frightened that I exclaimed, and then I saw Lin Hao in the hall rushing in all of a sudden.
"What's wrong!"
"It's fine." The water temperature was not too hot, at most I was startled by a momentary tingling, so I smiled and handed him the water glass, "Drink it, take a break after drinking, I'll help you with the fast food later." ”
"It's okay." Lin Hao drank all the water in the cup in a few sips, and exhaled a long breath, "I came back with a pot and an induction cooker, and I can cook it myself for dinner in the future." ”
"Huh? But I don't know how to cook. ”
When it comes to cooking, I only scramble eggs and omelettes, and I often make a mess, and I once cooked noodles, but I retched nauseously after eating them.
Obviously, I did it according to the tutorial on the Internet, but I was afraid that it would be tasteless and I added some messy seasonings, but it turned out to be unpalatable like that...... Anyway, since that time, I've decided that I don't have the talent to go into the kitchen.
"I will." Lin Hao stretched and chuckled, "I'll take a break, and we'll go to the supermarket to buy groceries later." ”
"Hmm."
"In the future, I have to get up early to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and the current weather should not be bad for a day."
I didn't understand this, I just kept nodding stupidly, and then Lin Hao flicked my forehead, and the whole person was dizzy.
glared at him angrily, and wanted to pounce on him for revenge, but Lin Hao just stretched out one hand and pressed it on my shoulder, no matter how I punched and stretched my feet, I couldn't touch his body at all.
Bully me for being short-handed, short-footed!
I was just bullied by Lemon in the face, and now Lin Hao is also bullying me!
Angry old ...... !