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"Why do you guy have almost the same face as me! Wearing a red dress that doesn't check itself on weekdays, is this still worthy of being called a 'king'? ”

Artoria is obsessed with Nero, this is a meeting across time and space, King Arthur of Britain and the emperor of Rome, one red, one blue, either mortal enemy or CP, now it seems that Artoria and Nero should be the former. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What do you say? Take a good look at it, where is Yu the same as you? Yu's eyes are still here. Nero pointed to his pupils, the color was lighter than Artoria's-light green, and Artoria was dark cyan, but this was not the main thing, Nero pointed to his chest, the plump bust, directly killed Artoria.

Artoria was very hurt by this, and she held back a sense of resentment and could not vent it, her teeth itched with hatred, she held the curry stick and trembled with anger, and finally pointed to Nero's chest and angrily rebuked: "You inferior Oupai! ”

"What's next? NO，NO。 Nero shook his finger and quoted the scriptures like a statesman, saying: "Since ancient times, the European pie has been a symbol of maternal love, proving that Yu is an excellent woman, with not huge breasts, how can she gather people's hearts?" How can the world be flat if the chest is uneven? People's hearts are more important than pacifying the world, winning the world, you can't gather people's hearts, and the regime won't be stable for a long time, it's you, King Arthur. ”

"Hmph, weren't you also betrayed by everyone and killed yourself?" Artoria retorted unconvincedly.

"At least Yu promoted the artistic prosperity of the Roman Empire, and it was also very prestigious among the common people, more popular than yours, and now Rome has an exclusive holiday called 'Nero's Day'."

"Ahem...."Artoria struck out with a triple and was far from being a match for the eloquent Nero.

Compared with King Arthur, who carried the heavy fate of Britain and became serious and unsmiling, Nero did not experience that kind of hardship, she became an emperor in the prosperous and peaceful years, her personality is naturally full of vitality and cheerfulness, and the daily pleasure is to make things and have fun, full of childlike heart****** Lisfell quickly comforted Artoria and said: "It's okay saber sauce, you are very good like this." ”

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The girls are taking a bath in the bathroom, and the boys on the other side are also bathing, but it is separated by a suspended wooden bridge, and the girls' bathroom is on the opposite hill, at least a few hundred meters away, and you can only look at it from a distance, and you can't see anything.

"Ah, I really want to go to the girls' bathroom." The monkey sat in the pool with a slump of decadence.

"You're going to die a terrible death."

"Huh?" The monkey was stunned, this voice was a little familiar, and then he looked at it, wasn't that Parker? Immediately screamed: "Headmaster, why are you here!?" ”

Can monkeys not be afraid? He is still a student, and students are afraid to see the teacher, let alone the principal? Directly frightened to shrink the eggs.

Parker put a hot towel on his head, crossed his hands to enjoy the hot spring, and said: "The old man is a male man, although he has to protect his daughter 24 hours a day, but the women's bathhouse is still not allowed to enter." ”

"Then if Leah gets married in the future, do you want to watch it live on the side?"

"This can't happen, Leah's object must first be approved by me, and I can rest assured that I will hand over my daughter to the other party."

"I wonder what the principal wants from his son-in-law?" The monkey rubbed his hands together, with a hippie smile on his face, and looked like a flattering dog.

"Monkey, why do you ask so much? There are so many people who want to chase Emilia, do you think it will be your turn? "The stone is sarcastic.

"Go, go, how come it's impossible for me?"

Parker's eyelids were half-drooping, and he said helplessly to the monkey, "It's really impossible, there's no way I'm going to marry my daughter to a lewd and guy." ”

"Hey! Headmaster, you're not right to say that! It's human nature to like beautiful women! The monkey argued for himself.

"Having said that, your performance is unacceptable, your character is not good, and the stones are better than you."

"Clams? He's an idiot! ”

When the stone heard this, he was not happy, and suddenly stood up from the pool, and said angrily: "Who do you say is stupid!? Look at me, I'm not going to kill you today! ”

"Come on, you can catch up with me." The monkey runs away, the bathroom is very large, there is enough space to avoid the pursuit of stones, the monkey has an advantage, that is, if something happens, he runs faster than anyone else, and for a while the bathroom is full of fresh air.

"Aren't you going to stop it?" Yushin asked the real Tenfala.

"No, I'm not in the mood to go crazy with them, I'm very annoyed now." The Falcon rubbed his temples.

"What's annoying?"

"One is the temple family's business, this time I was forced to admit defeat, very unhappy, and the other is.... I'm probably going to be stabbed. ”

"I can understand the one in front, what is the matter with the wood knife?" Youxin asked, puzzled.

"It was the Shura field that was triggered at the banquet tonight, and several girls invited me to dance."

"Oh, how did you fix that?" Yuxin couldn't help but be curious.

"What can I do with a shadow clone?" True Sky Falcon spread his hands and said helplessly: "At that time, no matter who I chose, it would hurt other girls, and I was reluctant, so I created a few shadow clones and separated the girls." ”

"Are you hesitating to open a harem?"

"No, morally I strongly condemn opening a harem, it's not fair to every girl, but..."

"But in my heart, I want to open a harem." Yushin smiled, and it was easy to guess the inner thoughts of the real Tenfala.

The true heavenly falcon sighed and said: "I just hope everyone can be happy, hesitation is just no way to make a choice, if you choose one, you will hurt other girls, someone will scold me for being a scumbag, XXX has paid so much for you, you are actually with others?" If you open a harem, you will also be scolded as a scumbag, not a man, not decisive enough. ”

"I can understand, it's like Ichigo and Rukia, Ichiko is unhappy, and scolds Ichigo for choosing Orihime, but if you choose Rukia, Ichihime's party is not happy."

"yes, what can I do? It's not a human being inside and out, so I choose a dog leash. ”

"Let's open a harem, anyway, you're so cute, it's RBQ shared by everyone."

"Die! I'm not RBQ! ”

"Haha, no need to quibble, you're RBQ."

The more the real Falcon resists and denies, the more Yushin makes fun of it, and it will be boring if the person directly and boldly admits that it is RBQ.

The two quarreled for a while, and Yuxin temporarily gave up teasing the real falcon, and said, "Is there a Nero in your harem?" ”

"Yes, and they're engaged." It's really a far-sighted falcon, the doppelganger is doing something, and he threw a mess to him, and now he doesn't know how to clean it up.

"Then be careful."

"Huh? How so? ”

"Haven't you read a history book? Nero once castrated a cute little boy into a girl, turned him into a real woman, put him in women's clothes, and performed a grand wedding according to the ceremony. ”

"it...."The lower body of the true falcon suddenly cooled, worried that he would also have this day, and said: "You are talking about the tyrant Nero in the official history, the current Nero is in the moon world, the world line is different, this Nero will only sell cute." ”

(To be continued.) )