"Ah......h

A scream spread in the girls' dormitory, and I saw that Xiao Yi's crotch was covered with a small hand, and the owner of the little hand was screaming. ㄟ．

Xiao Yi covered Liu Shishi's mouth and said angrily: "What's your ghost name?" It's me who was touched, and I didn't even call you anything? Want to bring in a dormitory manager? ”

As soon as Xiao Yi's words fell, he just wanted to get up and help Zheng Jiaying to the bed, when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his crotch.

"Ah......" didn't stand firm, Xiao Yi rushed directly to Liu Shishi.

"Pervert, what do you want to do?" Looking at Xiao Yi, who threw herself to the ground, Liu Shishi's heart went up and down, and her little heart was beating non-stop like a drum.

"What do I want to do, don't talk about you touching my brother, you still destroy him, and call me a pervert, do you still have a little ability to distinguish between right and wrong?"

"I ......"

"What am I? I'm too lazy to tell you! ”

Xiao Yi doesn't have the heart to tease Liu Shishi at all now, not Xiao Yi's conscience. Don't look at what kind of place this is, if the dormitory aunt appears, then he will become a celebrity tomorrow.

The third watch ran to the girls' dormitory in the middle of the night, what can he do? What will you do? Even if someone else explained it for themselves, would anyone believe it? Therefore, now Xiao Yi must quickly let go of Zheng Jiaying and leave this place of right and wrong.

was about to get up again, but at this moment, suddenly there was a shout outside, which frightened Xiao Yi's hand and immediately kissed Liu Shishi.

"Chirp!"

The two lips were tightly pressed together, Liu Shishi was dumbfounded, didn't this bastard know how much he hated him, and he dared to kiss himself now?

"What are you two doing? Aunt Boarding House is coming! Li Mengmeng on the side pouted, looking unhappy.

"Everyone, pay attention, stay in the dormitory and don't come out for the time being, there are boys breaking into the girls' dormitory!"

Someone outside was shouting over and over again.

"I rub?" Xiao Yi scolded, looking at Liu Shishi, who was full of anger, staring at him, Xiao Yi smiled flatteringly: "Hehe, it was just a misunderstanding just now, you won't pull me out, right?" ”

"What do you say?" Liu Shishi's angry cheeks, and the corners of her mouth suddenly had a smile.

"You...... Don't mess around, I can do anything if you mess up! Xiao Yi handed Zheng Jiaying over to Li Mengmeng, and pretended to be calm and yelled at Liu Shishi.

"Okay, you Xiao Yi, do you dare to speak wildly at this time?"

Liu Shishi glared at Xiao Yi fiercely, then directly pushed the door and walked outside, shouting: "Come on, there are perverts here!" ”

Grass, you ruined, sooner or later, I will put you in bed and you!

Xiao Yi was angry, scolded in his heart, immediately ran to the window and opened the window, and jumped out. At that time, the dormitory manager had just arrived here and saw the scene of Xiao Yat jumping out of the window.

"Ah...... Someone jumped off the building! ”

Everything was calm, and it was already half past eleven in the evening.

"Shishi, how did you feel when you kissed the bald pot just now?" Li Mengmeng slept on the bed, revealing a small head and asked with a smile.

"Dead girl, why are you kissing this, besides, weren't you kissed by that bastard?" Thinking of Xiao Yiliu Shishi, she was furious, and glared at Li Mengmeng and said angrily.

"It's different, last time I had food poisoning, I didn't feel it. Poetry, my good poetry, you can tell me......"

Li Mengmeng kept begging over and over again, so noisy that Liu Shishi couldn't sleep at all. But if I don't give her an answer, it looks like I won't be able to sleep today.

But to tell the two that it feels good to kiss, and Liu Shishi won't say it if he kills him, it's too late for him to hate Xiao Yi, how can he say that it feels good.

So how do you say that? Liu Shishi tilted her little head, pondered and meditated, and suddenly had an answer in her head.

"Mengmeng, have you ever eaten pig's head meat?"

"What? Pork head! ”

The corners of Liu Shishi's mouth showed a wicked smile. Hum! Dead bald, how you humiliated me last time, how I humiliate you now!

"Yes, Xiao Yi's mouth is like a pig's mouth, it stinks!"

"Oh, I know, I know......" Li Mengmeng suddenly screamed excitedly on the bed, making Liu Shishi think that her had committed a crime.

"What do you know?"

"Hehe, Shishi, you say, do you have any ulterior relationship with the bald pot?" Li Mengmeng didn't answer her question, but asked Liu Shishi.

"Who...... Who has anything to do with her? In an instant, Liu Shishi's face was covered with a layer of red.

"Really? Last time at Sister Xiaoxiao's company banquet, the lips of the two of you were bitten and swollen, and the bald pot said that he was bitten by a pig, Shishi, what do you say is going on? ”

"This ...... This ...... "Liu Shishi is a little stupid, isn't this Li Mengmeng big-chested and brainless? How can these two things be brought together?

"If you don't say it, I know, it must be hot with a bald pot and eating pig's head, right? Am I right? ”

"Uh...... Yes yes ......"

Liu Shishi answered embarrassedly twice, looking at Li Mengmeng who was very proud on the bed, Liu Shishi couldn't help but be dissatisfied with the black line on her head. Hehe, the word big-chested and brainless is suitable to describe Li Mengmeng.

"No, your lips were bitten by Xiao Yi!"

With an exclamation, Liu Shishi was startled, only to see Zheng Jiaying, who was lying on the bed without movement, suddenly woke up.

……

Xiao Yi, who returned to the dormitory and was lying on the bed, sneezed more than a dozen times in a row.

No, why don't I just take a shower, do I just catch a cold? I touched my head, but now I haven't burned it. No matter, Xiao Yi covered the quilt and fell asleep!

This night, Xiao Yi had a dream.

He dreamed of Zheng Jiaying, the two of them had dinner in the hotel, and then somehow opened the room. He kissed Zheng Jiaying on the lips, and then took off her clothes, so the two were ready to stage a real island country action blockbuster, but at this time, Liu Shishi broke in.

Xiao Yi jumped, thinking that Liu Shishi was here to catch the rapist. didn't expect that the next scene made his little heart almost jump out, and I don't know when Liu Shishi actually changed into a leather coat and had an extra leather whip in her hand.

Is this going to be the rhythm of sm?

Xiao Yi let out a long sigh, sighing how the world could become so ......

Uh, so colorful.

Haha, Xiao Yi laughed and said, "Lao Tzu, I like such a colorful world." ”

Then, Xiao Yat woke up in the morning to find his sheets wet......

"What a wreck!"

There was a fishy smell in the dormitory, but fortunately the rest of the dormitory had already gone out. Xiao Yi took off the essence-stained one, then put on a clean one and went into the bathroom to scrub it.

If you don't wash it, it's not good, this is his last pair of underwear.

With a bang, the door of the dormitory was opened, and then Li Jin's obscene voice came, "Boss, why did you wash it again?" ”