"I met a girl in the bath city, we fell in love at first sight, and in less than an hour there was a husband and wife, in bed, she worked very hard to cooperate with me, but I suddenly didn't love her anymore, and I felt sorry for her, so I symbolically gave her a few hundred yuan of breakup fees. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Is info excessive? This comrade policeman, tell me, is it excessive? ”

At the Yanjiang Police Station, a man with glasses who was only wearing a bathrobe stood at his desk and loudly defended himself in the face of the police's questioning!

Li Minghao, who was squatting not far behind the man with glasses, grinned, and smiled at Chen Yun beside him in a low voice: "If you can talk about PC so freshly and refinedly, I will obey him in the entire police station!" ”

There are formal massages in the bathing city, and naturally there are informal ones.

This buddy who was arguing with the police was blocked in the house when he was "doing business"!

Chen Yun rolled his eyes at Li Minghao, and said angrily: "If you have a face smiling there, let's think about how to get out!" Damn! It's a shame this time! ”

If this is spread out and people know about it, saying that he Chen Yun has a wife and a lover, and he actually went to the bathing center to hunt wild food, it would be too embarrassing......

Li Minghao pursed his lips indifferently and said, "I'm afraid of a bird!" I'm a dog food eater! ”

Chen Yun: ......

The policeman glared at the buddy, slapped the table heavily, and said angrily: "Be serious!" Pay a fine of 3,000 yuan and let someone collect you! Next! Lee Myung-ho! ”

Li Minghao heard the call and sat down with a smile.

"Li Minghao?"

There were two policemen interrogating, the male policeman who spoke, and the female policeman sat next to him to take notes.

Li Minghao smiled and said, "It's me!" ”

The male policeman asked with a look of disdain: "Do you know what mistakes you have made?" ”

Li Minghao nodded, and said with a straight face: "I know!" ”

The female policeman raised her head and said lightly: "Tell me!" ”

Li Minghao's gaze shifted to the female policeman.

Ears short hair, good facial features, skin is not very white but very smooth. With a blue shirt and black pants, and a ballpoint pen in his hand, he was looking at him indifferently.

Li Minghao grinned, looked up at the roof, and showed a touch of sadness in his eyes: "Comrade policeman! I'm a good heart! Knowing that the massage girl had a difficult life, he took the initiative to help her financially and spiritually! The gap between people is really too big, and doing good deeds can be misunderstood! ”

"Misunderstanding! You're a PC! The male policeman glared at Li Minghao and said angrily.

Li Minghao waved his index finger and said, "Without physical communication, how can it be considered a PC?" ”

The male policeman sneered: "That's not what the massage girl you are looking for said!" ”

Li Minghao's expression was a little stunned, and then he learned Uncle Ge's tone and said: "I was going to be the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!" ”

The male policeman pointed to the corner and said, "Go over there and squat!" Let the person who takes you come and pay a fine of 5,000 quick money! ”

Li Minghao was surprised: "What is your standard?" They can pay 3000, why should I pay 5000? ”

The female policeman replied lightly: "Because you are good-looking, okay?" ”

Li Minghao nodded, looking like he should be like this: "If you want to say this, I think it's still very reasonable!" Comrade Police Flower! I appreciate your vision! Let's go for a late-night snack after work? ”

The female policeman glared at Li Minghao and said, "Don't talk nonsense! A mental assault can also be regarded as an assault on the police! ”

Li Minghao licked his face and smiled: "You promised to date me, I promise to be safe!" Honestly, the first time I saw you, I knew you were a virgin! Our Lady should be able to grant me a small request, don't you think? ”

The male policeman next to him had already darkened his face, and scolded directly: "Get out of the way and squat!" Someone will come and pick you up tomorrow! Next! ”

Chen Yun listened to Li Minghao's nonsense, and didn't dare to let people know that they knew.

It's a shame!

You are not brave in the face of righteousness, and you are not ignorant of gold! People think you're a PC, and you're still hooking up with the police, isn't it uncomfortable?

Chen Yun walked over with a calm expression, as if there was no such person as Li Minghao in his eyes, sat on the chair, and said directly: "I don't admit that the PC is useless?" ”

The male policeman nodded and said, "If you admit it, pay the fine and let someone come and lead you away!" If we don't admit the PC, we need to revisit it again......"

Chen Yun shook his head and replied, "No! I admit it! Please call Long Yimeng of the Municipal Criminal Police Brigade! Let her come and get me! ”

The two policemen glanced at each other, but they didn't expect this guy to know someone from the criminal police team.

Moreover, why does the name Long Yimeng sound so familiar?

Chen Yun then reported Long Yimeng's mobile phone number, and the female policeman called the phone with a landline, and after confirming each other's identities, she explained what happened to Chen Yun and asked Long Yimeng to come over and lead people!

Long Yimeng gritted his teeth and asked the female policeman to take the phone to Chen Yun, and after Chen Yun connected, he said coldly: "Chen Yun! You're very capable! I went to that kind of place to find a woman! ”

Chen Yun replied helplessly: "If you think about it with your head, you know that I can't do it, right?" ”

Long Yimeng said in a weird way: "House flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers!" You're not without a criminal record, what can't happen to you? ”

Chen Yun said righteously: "What is this called! In fact, this is all a misunderstanding! If I hadn't found out that the guy who bought the students of the sports school to beat people appeared in the bathing city, I wouldn't have gone to that kind of place! ”

Long Yimeng sneered: "Explain! Keep explaining! Do you think I believe it or not? ”

Chen Yun, who looked at the two policemen, was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said to Long Yimeng: "Don't say so much!" Yanjiang police station, hurry up and take me away! ”

Long Yimeng replied with a long voice: "Okay! Then you wait! ”

Long Yimeng lay on the bed, and after hanging up the phone, he angrily threw the pillow in his arms directly!

Bastard! Waste bullets in that kind of place! Why don't you get sick and rot? lest they come out and do evil!

I really don't know how Luo Yan would let you go so far!

Thinking of Luo Yan, Long Yimeng became even more angry.

You're not so bad that you don't have a wife, call me for some kind of plane! Didn't you ask someone to get you, I'm embarrassed to call Luo Yan, right? I'll make this call for you!

Long Yimeng made up his mind, directly picked up his mobile phone to find Luo Yan's number, and dialed it.

Wearing floral pajamas and drinking Luo Yan was bored watching TV, the boring TV program only had pictures, no sound, and the tiredness that came up made her nest herself on the sofa.

The mobile phone rang suddenly, which shocked her spirits, and she found that it was not Chen Yun's number, and a trace of disappointment flashed in her eyes, but she still connected the phone. (To be continued.) )