Chapter 223: Stupid and cute
The beggar walked towards Yue Lao from the sea of flowers with a watering can, and asked with a smile as he walked, "Old Man Yue, why do you have time to come to Guanghan Palace today?" ”
Yue Lao deliberately glared at the beggar, blew his white beard and said, "What's the matter, Yue Lao, I can't come to your Guanghan Palace?" Okay, I'll leave now. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
As he spoke, Yue Lao raised his feet to make a gesture of leaving, and the beggar hurriedly hugged Yue Lao's arm and smiled sweetly: "What did you say, Old Grandpa Yue!" The beggars hope that you are too late, how can they not want you to come! Come, Grandpa Yue, let's enter the house, Guanghan Palace has become beautiful now! ”
Yue Lao waved his hand and refused: "No, Yue Lao, I came to you for something important." The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother already know about your worship of Chang'e as a teacher, and they are now summoning you, let's go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with Yue Lao and me! ”
The beggar followed behind Yue Lao, excited and uneasy, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother wanted to see him? Are you sure? Is this true? He can't be dreaming, is he?
When he was in the world, he didn't hear of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, but the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are unattainable existences for people, let alone meeting each other, even listening to their names will feel sacred!
To be able to worship Fairy Chang'e as a teacher, he already feels that this is the greatest luck in his life, and now he can still see the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother? Is this a good fortune that he has cultivated for three lifetimes?
The beggar followed behind Yue Lao timidly, his little hands clenched tightly, and the clothes on his side were clenched tightly by the beggar in the palm of his hand, becoming wrinkled.
The road to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was very long, and the beggar asked Yue Lao a lot of questions along the way, such as, "What do the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother look like?" "Will the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother be fierce?" "Are the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother the most powerful immortals in the world?"
Except for the first question, which was more difficult to answer, Yue Lao answered the beggar carefully.
The beggar was surprised that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were not the most powerful gods in this world, the most powerful gods in this world were actually Brother Mu Rong!
Hua Murong has always been stupid and cute in the impression of beggars. I remember that when Chang'e took the beggar to see Hua Murong in the Murong Hall for the first time, Hua Murong was painting with great interest in the study.
Dressed in white like a god, his long waterfall-like hair is softly draped behind him, his focused and bright eyes are like the brightest stars in the night sky, his eyebrows are slightly raised, the bridge of his nose is high, and his lips are like flowers. This must be the most beautiful man in the world, so the beggar thinks.
However, the first thing the man said when he saw the beggar was, "Where did the little broken child come from?" ”
The beggar's little pink heart was shattered by this sentence.
Then, Hua Murong gently picked up the drawing paper on the table like a treasure, handed it to Su Xiaomeng, who was standing behind him, and said as if offering a treasure: "Look, apprentice, you can draw eggs for the teacher!" ”
Su Xiaomeng twitched the corners of her mouth fiercely, and hit mercilessly: "Master, are you sure that you are drawing an egg and not a lump of mud??? ”
The beggar stole a glimpse of the painting, and saw that it was a pile of unidentified objects lying on their stomachs......
can draw eggs to such a point where people and gods are angry, and only Mu Rong is a god.
However, this can't root the stupid image in the heart of the beggar, and the beggar still has sacred expectations for Hua Murong.
How can a man who is so beautiful not be sacred?
The beggar was clearly wrong.
The first thing Hua Murong said when he saw the beggar for the first time was: "Where did the little broken child come from?" The second sentence is: "Not everyone can enter the study of God, and ten taels of silver can be entered at a time." ”
As soon as he finished saying this, Hua Murong was slapped by Su Xiaomeng.
The pit people also score the object, master, you will cause domestic unrest in your family, hey!
The beggar didn't enter or leave at the door of the study, rubbing his palms and feeling uneasy.
Chang'e took the beggar and walked in front of Hua Murong in three or two steps, and her voice was loud: "You dare to accept the money as the beloved disciple of this fairy?" ”
Hua Murong stiffened his neck and said roughly: "Why can't you collect cash?" If you don't give it, if you don't give it, you will go out, and don't disturb the painting of the gods. ”
Look, what a philistine man!
Chang'e threw a look at Su Xiaomeng, meaning: This is the man you fancied?
Su Xiaomeng twitched the corner of her mouth, and Hua Murong was slapped again.
Su Xiaomeng slapped Hua Murong twice in a row, Hua Murong was unhappy, rubbed his arm and said dissatisfiedly: "Apprentice, why did you turn your elbow out?" ”
Su Xiaomeng rolled her eyes at Hua Murong: "What kind of crutches, what kind of crutches are you crutches for a family?" ”
Hua Murong pursed her lips aggrievedly, Chang'e pushed the beggar in front of Hua Murong, wrapped her arms around Su Xiaomeng and said, "I haven't been to Murong Hall for a long time, let's go to Peach Blossom Mountain for a walk." The beggars will ask your master to take care of it. ”
So, Su Xiaomeng was taken out of the study by Chang'e, leaving Hua Murong and the beggar staring at each other in the study.
The beggar was a little afraid of Hua Murong, his little hands were clenched tightly, and his little face was also tense, as if Hua Murong was a monster that could eat people.
Hua Murong saw that the beggar was stunned in the house for a long time, and couldn't help but speak: "Stand and sit." ”
The beggar's feet were raised and lowered, lowered and raised, hesitating whether to sit or not to sit.
Seeing this, Hua Murong couldn't help but increase his voice: "Let you sit and sit, and then grind and chirp, believe it or not, the god in the book will slap you to death." ”
Look, what a violent man. The beggar who had just sat down was frightened by this sentence.
The beggar and Hua Murong sat opposite each other, Hua Murong looked at the beggar, and the beggar looked at his knees. For a moment, the atmosphere was a little stiff.
Hua Murong held his chin and thought for a long time, and finally said with a serious handsome face: "It's a shameful thing to waste time, you know?" ”
The beggar nodded obediently. Hua Murong cleared his throat and continued, "So, how about we play a game that can improve intelligence, enhance self-confidence, and add fun to life?" ”
Then, the two played rock-paper-scissors......
Then, Hua Murong lost one hundred and twenty-eight times.
Why Le? No matter how stupid Hua Murong is, his IQ is higher than that of a seven or eight-year-old child, right? How can you lose everything?
Because, the flowers and trees are only scissors from beginning to end......
Asked Hua Murong why, this guy was still very proud to say: "Scissor hands can increase the cuteness of the god and make the image of the god more beautiful and moving, how about it, is the god beautiful?" ”
Hey, hey, hey, you're playing rock-paper-scissors, not posing, okay?
The beggar was careful and his liver trembled, and he was powerless to complain.
As a result, the stupid and cute image of Hua Murong went so deep into the beggar's heart.
How could such a two-man be the highest god in the Heavenly Realm? This is not scientific!
With doubts in his heart, the beggar followed Taishang Laojun into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. (To be continued.) )