Chapter 147: People are hard to dismantle
Bai Lan heard the smile on her face even stronger, the sea of commerce was covered with rain and clouds, how could she not hear the difference?
Bei Long changed into a shirt of Jiang Hai and went to the dining room to meet Jiang Hai, Bei Long thought that Jiang Hai would be embarrassed to see him if he was sprayed by Jiang Hanxue in the morning, but he didn't expect Jiang Hai to talk and laugh as usual, he should eat and drink, as if nothing had happened, and there was no one with this thick skin. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Lao Jiang, I dreamed of you last night." Bei Long picked up a bowl of leek and shrimp porridge that had already been served and dried, this kind of health porridge is very suitable for men to eat, not only has the effect of enhancing resistance, strengthening the spleen, nourishing the stomach, nourishing the liver, etc., but also can aphrodisiac......
"Dream about me, what?" Jiang Hai asked curiously.
"I dreamed that you were still dark and came to knock on our door, Xiaoxue went to open the door and listened to you shouting outside, and you were paralyzed when you slept......"
"People are hard to dismantle, please don't say it!"
"What do you say, so happy?" Bai Lan smiled and came down from the upper floor, sat down at the dining table, and looked at Weng and his son-in-law curiously: "Who is difficult to dismantle?" β
"Oh, just now Ah Long told me a joke-" Jiang Hai glanced at Bei Long covertly: Brother, it's up to you!
That's right! That's what it is! That's how you cheated your teammates back then! Bei Long looked at Jiang Hai with a constipated face, turned back to Bai Lan and smiled:
"Yes, Mom, just now I told my dad that I fell asleep on the subway, if you are good-looking, your head rests on the shoulder of the person next to you, and he will stay with you until you wake up, if you look ugly, once your head rests on the shoulder of the person next to you, he will wake you up immediately, and warmly remind you to take care of your belongings, and then Dad said with deep feelings, people are difficult to dismantle ......"
"Oh-" Bai Lan glanced at Jiang Hai again after listening to the joke, and nodded suddenly in understanding, indicating that she understood.
Oh, you're big! Jiang Hai was tired and didn't love in an instant, and it was just a matter of being ridiculed by his son-in-law, his wife still had to mend the knife, could they still play happily together?
Jiang Hanxue had already finished freshening up, changed her clothes, ran down from upstairs with a gust of wind, hurriedly dropped the sentence "I went to work" and rushed out of the house.
"Heyβthis kid!" Bai Lan didn't have time to stop people, so she had to shake her head with a wry smile, and said to Bei Long: "Ah Long, Xiaoxue, this child has been spoiled since childhood, you are a man, but you have to tolerate her a little more, don't be like her." β
"Got it, Mom." Bei Long hurriedly drank the porridge in two sips, got up and said, "Mom, Dad, you eat slowly, and I'll go to work first." β
"Drive slower on the road!" Bai Lan habitually told that the mother-in-law liked her son-in-law more and more, although it was only the next day, she already regarded Beilong as a family member.
"Yes." Bei Long agreed to chase out, he got into his car and just drove out of the Jiang family's yard, when he saw Jiang Hanxue's Audi TT parked on the side of the road outside the door, Jiang Hanxue leaned against the window, his arms crossed his chest and was coldly empty.
"Mr. Jiang, are you waiting for me?" Bei Long drove the car over and parked next to Jiang Hanxue, lowered the window and asked with a smile.
"I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of the gate!" Jiang Hanxueqiao's face flashed imperceptibly, a trace of shame flashed imperceptibly, took out a sign from his dashboard, and casually helped Bei Long stick it on the inside of the front window, and then got in the car and left without saying a word.
Bei Long glanced at the special sign on the poster, knowing that it was a pass for this high-walled compound, he couldn't help but smile, Mr. Jiang was cold on the surface, but in fact, he still thought about people in his heart, without this poster, he would probably have trouble if he wanted to go out.
Although theoretically speaking, Splendid Hongtu has become Belon's own company, but Belon does not feel anything.
He was very sober in his heart, and everything was just an illusion. So as usual, he lazily waited for the elevator with a cigarette in his mouth, turned on the computer after entering the office, drank tea and browsed the gossip news, and bragged with his colleagues, and it was lunch time......
The day passed with such a meaning, Beilong drove home, and when he arrived downstairs, he met the second aunt.
"I said Xiaobei, the second aunt has to tell you well, you are not doing this authentically!" The second aunt grabbed Bei Long's wrist, and Bei Long's subconscious tiger body was shocked, this is the iconic action of the second aunt to fight a protracted battle!
"Is it swollen, second aunt?" Bei Long smiled dryly, he was not afraid of the sky and the earth in the compound since he was a child, and what he was most afraid of was these enthusiastic aunts.
"Is it swollen? You say it's swollen! The second aunt straightened the tiger's back and glared, "Why didn't you give your daughter-in-law the key to the house?" Other people's families marry an ugly daughter-in-law as an ancestral offering, you are good, such a beautiful daughter-in-law is really a blessing from eight lifetimes of accumulation of virtue, you don't even give people the house key!
"Don't look at the old Wang next door to our house, but he has a saying that I think is particularly philosophical - if you are not good to your wife, don't blame other men for being good to your wife!"
ββ¦β¦ It sounds like a heartfelt word, this old king next door must be a person from the past. Bei Long was moved to hold the second aunt's hand: "Second aunt, don't worry, who dares to be good to my wife today, I promise to let him grow grass on his grave next year!" β
"What a mess!" The second aunt shook her arm and said angrily: "Anyway, let me tell you, as the deputy director of the neighborhood committee, the second aunt must not watch you engage in domestic cold violence!"
"Xiaobei, you listen to me, two things, first, go back and hurry up to give your daughter-in-law a key!"
"Second aunt, what about the second?" Bei Long is very curious, he obviously said that it is one thing for a long time, but what is the second thing?
"Second-" The second aunt just now was full of justice, and a gossip demonic smile appeared on her face: "Okay, boy, I have received all the sneaking certificates, when are you going to hold a banquet?" β
"PoofβI haven't planned yet." Bei Long hurriedly pushed: "Second aunt, I have to hurry home to cook, don't say much, we will definitely not be able to hold a banquet for a while, if we really want to hold a banquet, we must be the first to notify you, you can rest assured!" β
After Bei Long finished speaking, he ran, and the second aunt waved at Bai Long's back: "Don't forget, stinky boy, you must be the first to tell me!" β
The second aunt is not weaker than others in her life! Even the second one knows absolutely not!
As soon as Bei Long opened the door when he got home, he saw a familiar scene again - Jiang Hanxue was wearing a thin silk pajamas, sitting in front of the sofa watching TV with two snow-white long legs, holding half a watermelon in his hand, his eyes did not leave the TV screen, he scooped a piece of watermelon with a spoon and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it and looked at the trash can between his legs: "Convex and convex ......"
Hearing the door, Jiang Hanxue didn't treat herself as an outsider at all: "Lao Bei, why did you come back so late, I'm going to starve to death!" β
Bei Long was also drunk, put the things down to the door, changed his slippers and walked over to Jiang Hanxue and sat down, grabbed Jiang Hanxue's wrist, and stuffed the melon pulp she had just dug into his mouth.
"Hey-why are you ......" Jiang Hanxue was completely involuntarily, and when Bei Long grabbed her wrist, she didn't know why she didn't have any strength in her hands. Seeing that Bei Long ate the melon pulp with the spoon she had eaten, Jiang Hanxue's little face turned red in an instant, but after thinking about it, the two of them had already had the experience of sharing the same bed with Chi Guoguo, and more than once, this level of shyness turned hypocritical.
So Jiang Hanxue stopped halfway through her words, and changed her words: "Why don't you go to cook yet, you're starving me!" β
"The survival time that a person can endure starvation without other complications depends on the size of the triacylglycerol reservoir, that is, the fat reserve. A well-nourished person weighing seventy kilograms has a total energy reserve of about 161,000 kcal. If 1,600 kcal to 6,000 kcal of energy is consumed every 24 hours, the total energy reserve can be satisfied for about 30 to 100 days......
"I don't have seventy kilograms!" Jiang Hanxue covered her chest angrily: "Also, if you don't stare at my chest when you say this, maybe I'll believe it!" No, why are you telling me this? You don't want to strike, do you? β
"What a strike! Do you think you're a capitalist? Bei Long rolled his coquettish eyes: "I said Mr. Jiang, didn't you understand the situation?"
"In the past, I used to cook for you, wash dishes or something, it was all money, we were an employment relationship! But now we're two of us, okay? Why should I do it?
"Yes! We only have the name of husband and wife, not husband and wife, but since we live under the same roof, at least you have to wash the dishes when I cook, right?
"It's the same hard day's work, you go home and sit on the sofa, eat watermelon and watch TV, I'm going to hurry up and cook, a little slower is like urging life......
"But! I can't live this day! Jiang Hanxue, you just do it, see you at the school gate tomorrow! No, see you at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau! β
Being robbed of Bei Long this time, Jiang Hanxue was stunned, she had always enjoyed Bei Long's service with peace of mind, of course, she was used to being served, so she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with Bei Long serving her.
But as soon as Bei Long turned his face like this, Jiang Hanxue suddenly realized that he seemed to think that getting the certificate was too simple.
Whether it's true or not, the relationship between the two has changed. Jiang Hanxue sadly found that her good days seemed to be over......
When did Jiang Hanxue live so long and be taught such a lesson, even her parents were reluctant to say anything serious to her.
But she didn't expect that on the first day of "passing the door", she was taught a lesson by Bei Long, and she was speechless, Jiang Hanxue's small mouth was deflated, and finally she couldn't hold back her tears, "Let's go, let's go", and it fell, like a bead with a broken thread.
"I'm sorry, I, I ......" Jiang Hanxue wanted to say something, but she was sad and couldn't help but whimper: "I won't ......"
"Won't? You won't be anything? "Belon will not relent, if he doesn't harden to the end at this time, he won't be able to harden himself if he wants to be hard in the future.