Chapter 298: "Five Horses Split Corpses"
"You idiot, where are you going. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "Tsunade punched the red deer in the head again.
The red deer staggered, "Hey, there's a lot of gold in the sky." ”
"Red deer, you can't faint, and I still point to you to pay off the debt?" Seeing the red deer swaying, Tsunade hurriedly grabbed his shoulders with both hands and shook him vigorously.
"Paying off debts? What debts to repay? You must not pay for it with meat......" Before he finished speaking, the red deer fell headlong.
Looking at the red deer that fell to the ground, Tsunade said "oops" and said to himself, "Did you hit the two punches just now?" ”
"No, if you faint, you have to faint on the gambling table, otherwise, what will I do to pay off my debts, teacher." As he spoke, Tsunade dragged one of the red deer's legs and was about to run down the street.
"Ah, so the red deer is here? Hey, why did you faint, Tsunade, what are you doing here? Not long after he left the cabin, Tsunade heard a voice from behind him.
"Huh? This, that? Tsunade's face was uncomfortable, and he was nervous.
"Are you going to gamble?" Jiraiya asked.
"Zilaiye, you know, I owe a lot of debts, those who want to pay me the debt, if I don't pay the debt, I will use our wooden house to pay off the debt, no, it just so happens that the red deer is back, I want to pull him back a few games, win some money to pay off the debt." Tsunade's face was flushed, as if he was embarrassed, and he put his hands on his chest and pointed at each other.
"Tsunade, Tsunade, it's not me talking about you, you lose every time you gamble, you still love gambling so much, you really deserve to be the 'legendary big fat sheep'!" Jiraiya looked at her with disdain.
"Take care of it, you old pervert!" Tsunade slammed into the opponent's head, "Take care of your misty eyes." ”
"What's wrong with my eyes, if I didn't have rich material, how could I write such a wonderful "Intimacy Paradise", even the red deer is my loyal fan."
"This kid is all about you to take it badly!"
"How is it? Obviously, you broke it. ”
"It's you, it's you......"
"It's you, it's you......"
Hua Mingjian, who was leaning against the door of the wooden house, shook his head, "It's really a representative of pornography, gambling and drugs, can you teach my brother some good things?" Alas, really. Shaking her head, she entered the room, and she only came out when she heard the quarrel outside.
Tsunade pulled one of the red deer's legs and said, "I don't care, I'm going to take him to the casino and help me pay off my gambling debts!" ”
"I don't care," Jiraiya picked up one of the red deer's legs and held it in the palm of his hand, "I'm going to take my precious apprentice to drink!" ”
"Drink, you can go later, my debt will not be paid, but I will die."
"No, gambling can be late, in that newly opened bar, the big-breasted waiter is at this time, if it's late, you won't be able to see it."
"No, follow me!"
"No, follow me!"
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The two argued, each grabbed one of the red deer's legs, and pulled it to both sides, the red deer woke up from the pain, and saw that he was facing a situation where he was going to be "divided by five horses", and shouted: "Stop, stop, are you going to divide my five horses like this?" ”
Tsunade and Jiraiya, who each pulled the red deer's legs to both sides, heard that the red deer woke up, and the two hurriedly put down the legs in their hands and came over to help the red deer.
"Red deer, you say, do you want to come with me and help me pay off my gambling debts?"
"Red deer, you say, do you want to come with me and go to the big-breasted beauty bar for a drink?"
Looking at the expectant eyes of Kazuji, Ma Lu asked, "Sister Tsunade, are you going to take me to pay off my gambling debts?" ”
"Well, yes." Tsunade looked at the red deer with expectant eyes.
"Lord Rascal, are you going to take me for a drink?"
Jiraiya nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, do you think there is anyone other than me who has such a good thing to think of you?" ”
"Come with me!"
"Come with me!"
Tsunade and Jiraiya came to pull the two arms of the red deer again.
The red deer hurriedly shouted to stop, "Stop! Stop! I'm going to have my arm torn to pieces by you. ”
"Red deer, then you say, who are you with?"
"Yes, you say, who are you with?"
"People just came back, one said they wanted to take it to gamble, and the other said they wanted to take it to drink, can you take pity on the flowers of the motherland, I'm still underage, okay?"
"No, choose one of the two, you have to choose!"
"Yes, choose one of the two, you have to choose!"
Look at Tsunade, and then look at Jiraiya, the red deer shook his head, shook up his long white hair, and babbled and sang: "My life--why-so miserable-miserable-! ”
"Sister Tsunade, you can find Ina Dragonfly or Shizune to help you."
"No, they won't bet!" Tsunade vetoed with a shake of his head. "Ask them for help, isn't that the more you gamble, the more debts you owe?"
Red Deer turned to look at Jiraiya, "Lord Rogue, why don't you find Ina Dragonfly to drink with you?" ”
"No, it's so boring to drink with that stuffy gourd, and besides, he's not a big fan of my book "Intimacy Paradise". It's better for you to come with me, how rare this fan meeting is! ”
"Come with me......"
"No, come with me!"
Tsunade and Jiraiya pull each other's red deer.
"Stop, that's okay, I'll separate a doppelganger, and one person will divide one."
"Well, that's a good idea, but I want your body to follow me." Tsunade said happily.
"No, the body wants to follow me."
"Follow me!"
"Okay, stop arguing, I'll meet everyone's request." The red deer sealed his hands and shouted "Shadow Clone Technique". Suddenly, another doppelganger came out beside him.
Tsunade was quick and pulled the body to his side, "Okay, let's go then." ”
Jiraiya was dazzled just now, and he didn't tell which one was the doppelganger and which was the main body, so he stopped the remaining doppelganger, looked at the red deer next to Tsunade, and said, "This, that...... Which is the ontology? ”
The doppelganger grabbed Jiraiya and said softly, "Lord hooligan, don't worry, you still can't trust me?" I'm the body, and that's the doppelganger. ”
"Hehe, good boy, let's go drink, I'll tell you, that bar beauty, big breasts, tsk...... Haha......"
An old man and a young master and apprentice supported each other, both of them had long white hair, and as they walked, they shook off and disappeared into the woods.
Tsunade thought that he was holding the body of the red deer, and said happily: "Let's go, the father and the son pay the debt, the red deer, you don't know, during this time, the debts I owe are piled up, if you can't pay it back, the cabin we live in will be used to pay off the debt, but I calculated it, the cabin doesn't seem to be worth much?" ……”
The tall and short master and apprentice, while talking and walking, also walked through the woods and disappeared.