New topic: Mu Lan was in a car accident. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking back, Xiao Tian was really stunned, and muttered to himself: "Mu Lan actually had a car accident? ”

He hurriedly clicked into the topic, the general content was that after Mu Lan drove away from the company at more than two o'clock in the afternoon, he accidentally had a car accident, and now he has been sent to the hospital for rescue, the specific situation is not clear, and when the situation is clear, he must tell the fans immediately, I hope the fans don't worry.

There is also a picture of the car accident scene under the text, Mu Lan has clear blood stains on her arm and was sent to an ambulance, it seems that the news is indeed true.

Gu Xiaotian hurriedly entered Mu Lan's micro-article, and saw that the comments were basically all about the words of fans concerned about the car accident, and the news of her fake breasts was almost drowned.

Occasionally, a few comments that are still worried about Mu Lan's chest pads will be questioned by the rest of the fans: Didn't you see that Mu Lan had already had a car accident? You're still concerned about the breasts! Do you really like her songs or her boobs?

Then a netizen replied to him: chest.

Gu Xiaotian didn't have the heart to watch these fans scare each other, to be honest, although he didn't like Mu Lan from the bottom of his heart, if Mu Lan really accidentally had a car accident, he wouldn't curse Mu Lan for what to do.

It's just that...... Doesn't that seem like a coincidence?

At noon, she just fell into the whirlpool of public opinion, and she was about to fall from the peak to the bottom, and suddenly there was a car accident in the afternoon, and she used the "power of life" to suppress the negative public opinion.

"It's too coincidental, it's too coincidental......" Gu Xiaotian shook his head, and when he was scratching his ears and cheeks, a bright light suddenly flashed in his mind, and he thought of the five-star mission event that was triggered at two o'clock in the afternoon, and the time coincided exactly with the time when Mu Lan had a car accident.

Don't?

Gu Xiaotian's eyes lit up, and he bounced up from the chair with a "whoosh".

"You can't be wrong, eight times out of ten. Nine is Mu Lan's car accident that triggered a mission. If she really just accidentally got into a car accident, I definitely wouldn't have been able to complete the task, then it means that she had something to do with me because I put her in the negative press again, and she caused a car accident in order to escape the negative news. ”

Thinking of this, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but sigh: "This garbage system still has some extra effects. ”

However, when he thought that Mu Lan was still unrepentant, did not admit his mistakes and deceived fans, and was still thinking about fighting him, Gu Xiaotian felt unhappy, this was not only insulting the IQ of fans, but also looking down on him!

"Okay! If you are willing to continue fighting, Lao Tzu will continue to play with you, but I see what you will do after the car accident has passed. ”

Gu Xiaotian snorted, at this time, his heart was somewhat grateful to this "garbage" system, if it weren't for the help of the system, his current brain would not have been able to become smooth so quickly.

Although he has not yet achieved the clarity of thinking like a normal person, it is enough for him to think about many things.

Gu Xiaotian turned off the computer, although he knew in his heart that Mu Lan was acting, but he was not interested in spraying under Mu Lan's microtext, it was too low, if he wanted to fight, he would completely defeat her from the front, and let those brainless fans see the true face of this person.

……

The next day, Gu Xiaotian added the 6 points of attribute obtained yesterday afternoon and the 3 points of basic attribute in the evening to his health, although it had reached 207 points, the ice spirit still did not prompt him......

So Gu Xiaotian didn't think about these anymore and went to class as usual.

It's just that this new day, whether in reality or on the Internet, everyone discusses Mu Lan the most about her car accident, and now as long as anyone mentions the issue of her fake breasts, she will immediately be refuted "Do you like her songs or breasts".

Although many male fans really just like her breasts...... But no one is too embarrassed to say it directly!

Regarding this kind of remarks, Gu Xiaotian didn't bother to care, anyway, he already knew what kind of medicine was sold in Mu Lan's gourd, so he would wait and see what happened at this time.

After school at noon, Gu Xiaotian saw Helanxue and Shen Yuelan together downstairs.

"Go to my house after school in the afternoon and pick up your cat." After Shen Yuelan dropped this sentence, she turned around and left.

Then as if she had thought of something again, she turned around and pulled Gu Xiaotian aside, and whispered, "Don't tell Xue Xue about the incident that happened at my house on Saturday." ”

Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment: "Which thing?" ”

"......" Shen Yuelan was a little stunned, of course she was referring to Gu Xiaotian's artificial respiration for her, but how to say it at this time, so she made an excuse: "It's about you hitting my head on the bed, if Xue Xue knows, she will definitely blame you." ”

Gu Xiaotian nodded: "Don't worry, I definitely won't say it." ”

"What are you two whispering over there?" Helan Xue wondered.

"Facial paralysis, let me hide one thing from you." Gu Xiaotian said directly: "She didn't let me tell you that I accidentally let her crash into the bed the day before yesterday, and said that you would definitely blame me." ”

"......" Shen Yuelan was speechless, this guy promised not to say it five seconds ago, but now?

Helan Xue smiled and said, "If you are really careless, Sister Yuelan is fine, how can I blame you." ”

"Whew...... I don't want to talk to the two of you anymore, remember to come and get your cat after school in the afternoon. Shen Yuelan let out a sigh and left here quickly with a straight face.

Seeing Shen Yuelan's obviously unhappy expression, Helan Xue suddenly felt that there was something wrong inside, and asked suspiciously, "What happened to the two of you that day?" ”

Hearing this, Gu Xiaotian roughly told Helan Xue about the situation at that time, but omitted the part where he gave Shen Yuelan artificial respiration.

Gu Xiaotian now knew that his artificial respiration for Shen Yuelan was a matter of male and female intimateness, but at that time, he really didn't know what to do, and in a hurry, he only thought of such a way to save people.

If she told Helan Xue, she would definitely be angry, and maybe she would quarrel with herself or even break up...... Thinking of this, Gu Xiaotian could only hide it first.

Just hiding it from Helan Xue like this, Gu Xiaotian felt a little guilty in his heart, so his expression was also sullen along the way.

Seeing this, Helan Xue knew that there might be something inside, and thought about going back and asking Shen Yuelan again......

It's just that she doesn't know, and it's even more impossible for Shen Yuelan to tell her about it.

……

After school in the afternoon, Gu Xiaotian separated from Helanxue and saw Helanxue leave the school.

Then he turned his head to Shen Yuelan next to him and said: "Anyway, you go home, I'll take your car, the smell in your car is better, I'm addicted to it, I just don't know what brand of your perfume is, why don't you go back and give me a little?" ”

Shen Yuelan felt that the roots of her ears were hot again: "......"

When Gu Xiaotian said this, he had unceremoniously pulled the car door and sat in the passenger seat.

"Get down for me and go back to your own car!" Shen Yuelan pulled Gu Xiaotian's arm and shouted.

"What's the matter with you? Why don't you just get in your car? Is there anything else in your car that you can't see? ”

“……”

When Gu Xiaotian said this, his nerves were stunned, and he hurriedly rolled over in the car.

Before Shen Yuelan could stop it, he had already turned out an object - an aunt's towel.

Gu Xiaotian stared at his aunt and smiled: "It's still ...... It's really special...... Shameful ...... stuff. ”

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