Xiao Yi turned up the voice of the headset to the maximum, no wonder the old immortal said that this matter will involve the people around him, it seems that it is indeed not so simple, Δ*..

"Huh! Why is it silent? After waiting for a while, the headset suddenly fell silent, and Xiao Yi screamed in surprise.

"Bang Bang!"

I picked it up and knocked it a few times, but there was still no response. Xiao Yi's eyes erupted with fire, and then he scolded, "Cao, you old immortal, what kind of thing did you give me, it will be broken after a while?" ”

Xiao Yi angrily scolded in the toilet, but before he could scold a few times, he suddenly heard someone coming outside.

At this time, a foxy woman's voice came, only to hear her say angrily: "Good brother, you are so bad, you actually brought someone to the men's bathroom, what do you want to do?" ”

"My good sister, what are you talking about? Don't you want to try cheating? A heavy man's voice.

"What a dog man and a woman!" Xiao Yi scolded in a low voice, but then a cheap smile appeared on his face, "But I like it, I didn't expect this plot to be made up!" ”

Xiao Yi swore to God, in fact, he really didn't want to see it, but now the monitor is broken, so he has to go out of the toilet to go outside, so whether to watch it or not is a matter of incident, so ......

Xiao Yi secretly opened a crack in the door, and the thief's eyes looked around, but soon he frowned again, "I'll wipe it, what about the live version of the love action blockbuster that I said?" ”

I looked at the toilet for a week, but I couldn't see a ghost. Xiao Yi touched his nose and looked depressed, "Grass, it's a waste of my expression!" ”

"Sir, are you looking for me?" Suddenly, a bewitching voice came, followed by a flying hidden weapon.

Xiao Yi didn't think much about it, picked up his index finger and middle finger, and reached out to catch the flying secret weapon, "Who are you, demon girl?" Why kill me? ”

Angry eyebrows, Xiao Yi stared fiercely at the woman in front of him. This person is none other than a bewitching woman who has just met in the room.

"Sir, you are so bad, you slandered the slave family, and we have only met twice, you are out of that kind of thing, and you are about to die of shame on the slave family!" The bewitching woman threw a wink at Xiao Yi, and lowered her head quickly, looking shy and lovely.

That kind of thing? What is it?

Xiao Yi looked down and almost didn't pee on the things in his hand. Fog grass, the one in his hand is actually a Durex!

The old face flushed, Xiao Yi immediately put the things in his pocket, but instantly returned to normal.

Grass, Lao Tzu is a veteran of the love scene, can he still be tricked by a little girl? Don't you want to play? That's good, you Xiao Ye, I will play with you to the end!

"Little sister, you're not scared, do you want my brother to comfort you?" Saying that, Xiao Yi stretched out his obscene hand and was about to hug the bewitching woman.

The bewitching woman turned around and dodged Xiao Yi. I saw her lightly covering her red lips and looking at Xiao Yi shyly, "Brother, you are so bad, the two of us have only met for less than ten minutes in total, and you have to comfort others." People don't want you to comfort them, they will comfort themselves! ”

What? She also liked to listen to her provocative words, and before she knew it, little Didi gradually raised his head high.

"It's okay, I don't have to do it this time, brother, I'll help you!" Saying that, Xiao Yi pounced again.

"Hey, good brother, you wait first!" The bewitching woman stretched out a weak and boneless little hand, and then saw her turn her head shyly, "Brother, I appreciate your kindness, but I have a brother who he may not agree." ”

"Brother?" Xiao Yi cried out in surprise.

Then Wan Er smiled, grabbed her pink little hand, and kissed it fiercely, "It's okay, isn't it your brother, you call him out and I'll tell him!" ”

Xiao Yi had a hippie smile, and she didn't take her brother seriously at all.

The bewitching woman was lying in Xiao Yi's arms, one hand kept sliding on his chest, and she said with a hint of anxiety in her mouth: "No, if my brother comes out, he will definitely kill you, you better hurry up!" ”

"Kill me? Joke! You call your brother out now, I, Xiao Yi, stand up to the sky, and I've never been afraid......"

Halfway through his words, Xiao Yi couldn't go on, because he didn't know when there was a sharp dagger on his chest, and the person holding the dagger was the bewitching woman.

"Good brother, you said, don't you stand up to the sky, what is behind you hurry up, I'm still waiting to hear it!"

"You, you, you......"

Looking at Xiao Yi's stunned eyes, the bewitching woman pushed Xiao Yi away, the corners of her mouth gradually pulled up a slight arc, and gradually laughed out loud, "Hahaha......"

Originally, it was still a daughter's voice like a silver bell, but gradually it became a rough man's voice.

I saw the bewitching woman turn her head violently, and when she turned her head, she turned into a man with five big and three thick, "The stinky boy is so bold that he dares to learn to eavesdrop!" ”

As soon as the man flicked his sleeves, he instantly had a sharp dagger in his hand, which was about to stab at Xiao Yi's eyebrows.

"Stop!"

With a loud shout, Su Yuhan walked in, glanced at Xiao Yi fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, "This matter has nothing to do with him, please let him go!" ”

"Unrelated? What are you kidding, didn't he put the bugging device in your pocket, and he was really with a headset in the toilet? The male protagonist yelled at Su Yuhan.

"Brother, be quiet, the sound insulation of this toilet is not very good, if you turn around and let others hear it, it will cause trouble!"

"Afraid of what? Wouldn't it be enough to kill them all? ”

Hearing the voices of a man and a woman coming out of the same body, Xiao Yi couldn't help but be a little confused, "I'll rub, are you a man or a woman?" ”

Hearing Xiao Yi ask, the demon couldn't help but become even more proud, "Then I, the yin and yang ghost man, will be merciful to tell you, we are hermaphrodites, even men are women!" ”

"Is that not a man or a woman?" Xiao Yi was dumbfounded, and then retched, "Grass, I was ready to kiss a man's hand just now, but I didn't expect to kiss a demon who is neither male nor female in the end!" ...... vomit"

"Bastard! What did you say? The demon raised his eyebrows and glared at Xiao Yi angrily, but then he felt that something was wrong, "Didn't you get stabbed?" Why didn't it bleed? ”

Hearing this, Xiao Yat stopped vomiting.

was originally full of disgust, but instantly became proud, "Bleeding? Just kidding, if you want your Grandpa Xiao to bleed, it's still a few hundred years away! ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw Xiao Yi indifferently pull out the dagger on his chest and throw it on the ground with a snap.