To be honest, Ye Xiu was really entangled, this essay really made it difficult for him, because if he wrote an essay according to the few sentences provided above, he would die in the end. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Since it is a tragedy, what else is there to write about, Ye Xiu was busy practicing martial arts, learning medical skills, and familiarizing himself with the principles of being a human being in those books.

Even if he had such a depressed childhood, he never thought about these boring questions, what would you do if you only had one last day left?

What will I do......

Ye Xiu really didn't know what he would do, because he knew very well that day was still far away from him, and besides, the plan would never catch up with the change.

"This teacher is really boring." Ye Xiu turned his ballpoint pen and thought about it slowly, writing an essay is actually nothing more than expounding a concept of his own, expressing the things and thoughts in his mind through words, no matter how gorgeous and beautiful the words are, they are all the same.

"If I really only have one day, I would probably accompany my lover or loved ones through the last day of my life until I die......"

For many students, almost anything can be written on this topic, the composition is an expression on paper, and the person who watches it is estimated that it is also a teacher who marks the paper.

Students with bigger brains might write about committing crimes, doing crazy things, kissing the lover of their dreams in front of the whole school, maybe taking off the skirt of one of their goddesses, and so on...... If you are going to die, what else can bind that little bit of yy in the deepest part of human nature?

Niu Bi belongs to the kind of bold, he likes to write essays, and the style of writing is extremely vulgar, yes, Niu Bi is really a vulgar person in his bones.

He wrote, "If I really only have one day left in my life, then I will first slap Liu Debiao, and then I will beat up Director Song of the Academic Affairs Office, tear off their desks, and run to the school's newspaper and radio room to tell the teachers and students of the school loudly that Lao Tzu knows that he only has one day, and Lao Tzu will make waves and do evil...... Eventually, I will return to my parents and be with them until death comes. ”

Niu Bi checked it carefully after writing it, and felt that his demeanor was still very good. At the end of the composition, he also remarked the words "pure fiction, please do not code take a seat".

It is estimated that even if Song Zhong reads his composition, he may not be able to take him, but Liu Debiao must be a lesson for him.

Ye Xiu thought about it while writing, and gradually he listed all the things he wanted to do temporarily on the table, and also marked at the end, "If you can do it in one day, you will have no regrets in this life." ”

Every student in the class felt very curious about this topic, and the essay was naturally brain-opening, all kinds of bragging, all kinds of pretense, and even those guys in the back row filled the 1500-word grid of the essay.

"Ding Ding Ding-"

Time passed quickly, Ye Xiu just put down his pen, and the bell rang immediately, he looked at his elegant and free font, and the most worried problem was that the teacher did not have enough appreciation ability, and he didn't recognize a word at that time, and he was given zero points, which would be a real tragedy.

"Due to the special topic of the essay this time, the exam time will be extended by 10 minutes, and if the essay has not been completed, try to control it within ten minutes, and don't be a eunuch."

The teacher in charge of the invigilator seemed to realize his mistake, so he quickly corrected it, "I said something wrong, don't write it halfway, don't write it, even if it's a hasty ending, it doesn't matter, at least the marking teacher will give you a finishing score." ”

The few novels he has been chasing recently, and for some reason, there are several that he has inexplicably not written, which makes him very sensitive to the word "eunuch", so he blurted out.

10 minutes, soon passed, Ye Xiu sat at the front, responsible for collecting the test papers, and handed them over to the podium after collecting them, he found that among the rows he had, he actually had the least number of words, and even the extremely benevolent brother at the back had filled the grid of the composition.

"Huh-" Niu Bi came to Ye Xiu's side and let out a long breath, "I have never written such a refreshing composition, the guy with this topic is simply obscene." ”

"Hehe......" Ye Xiu laughed embarrassedly, what he didn't like the most was to discuss the true meaning of life, and the meaning of survival, as well as all kinds of nonsense moaning without illness.

After the exam, everyone's expressions were obviously not so dignified, and one by one they walked out of the classroom with light steps and walked towards the cafeteria.

"The results of this subject should not be much worse, walk up to the third floor of the cafeteria to eat aristocratic meals, and when you pass by the school commissary later, you can drink a whole bottle of 1.5 liters of Coke by the way." Niu Bi said with a smile.

Ye Xiu nodded and said, "Okay." ”

The two of them will have a bottle of hardcover Pepsi in the commissary, and two packs of drunkard peanuts, and then walk towards the third floor of the food city, and every time they take the exam, there will be an extra hour and a half for the lunch break at noon, so many students who are game controllers will want to go out over the wall to surf the Internet.

Ye Xiu and Niu Bi happened to see a group of people, sneakily gathered under a big tree by the wall, and soon the sturdy students began to act, stepping on the trunk of the tree, supporting the wall, and turned out in two clicks......

"These guys are really bold, and the school security guards are sitting at the door."

"Even if it is turned out, it is estimated that if you come in, it is enough to choke, our school is relatively high, it is two meters from the inside, and it is four meters from the outside.

Niu Bi looked at those stupid children who didn't want to die with admiration.

At this moment, the security guards of the school rushed over with sticks, and those who had not had time to climb over the wall began to flee without saying a word.

And the children's shoes that have been lying on the wall and dare not jump down are naturally a tragedy.

"You bunnies, you can't study well, you think about the Internet all day long, why don't you jump? Let me tell you, there are often stray cats and dogs defecating outside this wall, and if you land with your feet first, it won't be a big deal, but if you face the ground, it will be miserable......"

Before the security guard finished speaking, a scolding voice came from outside the wall, "! Lao Tzu sat on the mud, what a stinky mud...... Hurry up and take care of it for me personally. ”

When these people heard the guy describe it like this, their expressions instantly became a little strange, and the guy sitting on the wall couldn't help but remind, "Brother, you smell carefully." ”

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(The fifth watch is over.) Whether it's a man or a woman, in fact, it's right to last a little, I heard that tomorrow is the Qixi Festival, if I can write so much, I'll update seven chapters, if not, I'll continue to five chapters, in fact, everyone is quite fierce, I know very well in my heart...... This morning, they all rushed to 60 people, and there were a lot of great gods of chrysanthemums!! ）