Chapter 240: The Maniac [1 Update]

"Ah, boss, I was wrong, let's be honest with you, Yao Niang is very busy now, so she used to be a madman......" Jack was intimidated by Bei Long's words, and hurriedly changed his words, and then said shamelessly: "Boss is feeling better now?" ”

“…… It does feel so much better. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 The corners of Bei Long's mouth twitched twice, although the madman is also terrifying, but at least the madman listens to his own words, and the medicine lady is just the opposite, it is a rouge tiger that even he can't control well......

"It's okay...... it's okay," Jack patted his little liver, and if he said he was a madman in the first place, he would definitely have to be scolded.

"Where is the madman now?" Bei Long asked, although it is better for a madman to come than a medicine lady, but don't expect too much, because the nickname "madman" can be said to be worthy of the name, if the madman goes crazy, he himself is afraid!

"Today is not tomorrow, it will definitely come, boss, take care!" Jack is quite a bit gloating, the strongest in the Fire Phoenix Dynasty is undoubtedly Bei Long, but if it is the most terrifying, it has to be said that he is a madman, and even his own people do not want to live with him.

“…… What did you mean when you said that Yao Niang is busy right now? Belon suddenly changed his words.

"Ah, the medicine lady is in retreat to test a new drug, it is said that if it is successful, it can make people sniff the smell and keep burping and farting, until the person is paralyzed and collapsed, and can only be tied up and have no power to fight back, but I think it must be bragging, how can there be such a strange medicine in this world? Even if it's a mysterious Chinese medicine doctor, it's not good, hahaha...... "Jack is a native of the United States, although he knows that Yao Niang is magical, but he is still skeptical of Chinese medicine."

After all, there are many Chinese people who don't believe in Chinese medicine, let alone foreigners?

"It's easy to wonder if it's bragging," Bei Long said with a smile: "When the medicine lady test is successful, let you have the first human experiment!" ”

"Teardrops quack—no, boss—" Jack howled in fright.

"Who else knows except the medicine lady and the madman?" Belon took the opportunity to ask, and Jack subconsciously replied, "And Optimus Prime...... No, no, it's gone, it's gone, it's just a few ......."

"Jack, you big horn! I know you informants can't be trusted! "Belon was so angry that his face turned green - Jack, Medicine Lady, Maniac, Optimus Prime, there are already four known, and how many are unknown?

This must be known to everyone on earth, right?

"Boss, don't worry, most of the brothers have calmly continued to go on vacation after knowing your news, except for the madman, oh, and the medicine lady, I promise that there will be no other brothers in the past, otherwise let me give the medicine mother a test!" Jack hurriedly pointed to Connie Carter's white flesh on the screen in front of him and swore by it.

"Huh." Bei Long hung up the phone, who doesn't know that the most unbounded person in the entire Fire Phoenix Dynasty is Jack?

But on a flat footing, although Jack is lewd, shameless, lustful, lazy, funny, talkative, big-mouthed, unbounded, sloppy, and sloppy......

None of the shortcomings can change the fact that he is currently one of the most awesome hackers on the planet.

If it weren't for Bei Long to find him, even if he could find Bai Long through the Internet, he would not be too lazy to move his fingers, and in his opinion, it would be better to jerk off if he had that kind of work.

Anyway, it's a madman who comes, and it's much easier to deal with than a medicine girl. Bei Long took a cigarette and found a noodle restaurant to eat a bowl of peay noodles, then went to fill the car with gas, went to the supermarket to buy vegetables, and returned home like a family cook.

It was a beautiful dusk, the setting sun set a circle of gold edges on the clouds, and next to the cockscomb flowers swaying in the wind under the first unit of the fifth building in the Dexin community, a man with a shirt and tie and a sven was squatting by the flower bed, staring intently at the ant army besieging a half-dead cabbage worm......

Although the cabbage worm is big, it can't stand the number of ants, and seeing that there is no way to parry, Si Swenwen's man "tsk", stretched out his finger and crushed half of the ants, so the cabbage worm and the ants returned to the evenly matched battle situation.

"That's fairness!" The man pointed to the ants and then to the cabbage insects, which was very serious.

"Madman, when did you arrive?" The corners of Bei Long's mouth twitched twice concealedly, his brother is getting more and more crazy, he used to only care about unfair gossip between people, but now he doesn't even let go of insects......

As soon as the madman raised his head, he grinned and showed a mouthful of white and neat teeth, as if the sunset made a "ding" sound and bloomed: "Boss, I just arrived!" ”

Saying that, the madman clapped his hands and stood up, and crushed all the vegetable insects and ants on the ground with a few feet, and then came over to pick up the things in Bei Long's hand with confidence: "The boss bought so many delicious foods, it seems that I have a good mouth tonight." ”

The corner of Beilong's eyes jumped twice, and he pointed to the cabbage insects and ants that were all crushed to death: "What is this for?" ”

"I'm afraid they'll be unfair when I'm gone," the madman smiled brightly, "and that's fair." ”

“…… Wait a minute, give this back to me! Belon hurriedly snatched back the big bag and small bag that the madman had snatched, so as to ensure that the two of them carried something of roughly equal weight.

"Leave it all to me, boss!" The madman snatched it back very seriously: "Boss, you have mentioned it so far, of course I have to mention it later, otherwise it will be unfair!" ”

Hearing him say this, Belon hurriedly returned the things to him: "It's fair now, right?" ”

"Fair!" The madman said contentedly, carrying his things and following Belon upstairs.

Bei Long hesitated, but decided to give the madman a few words first: "Madman, when you get home later, don't always pursue fairness with your sister-in-law, otherwise if I am punished for kneeling and simply noodles, I will throw you to the medicine lady to try the medicine!" ”

"Don't worry, boss, I promise as long as I don't see ......" The madman was forced by Bei Long's cannibalistic eyes to change his words: "I promise that even if I see it, I won't see it!" ”

Seeing that Bei Long's eyes were still fierce, the madman couldn't help but shudder: "Otherwise, you will ...... me Throw it to the medicine lady to try the medicine! ”

Bei Long nodded with satisfaction, making such a poisonous oath should be reliable.

As soon as he opened the door and entered, he saw Jiang Hanxue sitting on the back of the sofa, his snow-white little feet stepping on the armrests of the sofa, and his jade arms were hugged horizontally in front of his chest and he sneered: "Lao Bei, are you willing to come back?" Hehe, Sister Xiuyan is not at home today, let's talk about last night's events! ”

"Wife!" As if he didn't understand, Bei Long said with a smile on his face: "Wife, I have a brother who has come to the house, come down quickly, I'll introduce you!" ”

Jiang Hanxue was startled, jumped off the sofa in a hurry, didn't even bother looking for the slippers, and rushed into the bathroom quickly.

Bei Long, who was already preparing to introduce people, froze there, turned around and smiled dryly at the madman who followed him: "Your sister-in-law, ...... shy"

"Understand, understand......" The madman also put down the things in his hand with a dry smile, Belon pulled him to sit on the sofa, and the two finished smoking a cigarette before seeing Jiang Hanxue come out of the toilet.

The nightdress on her body was obviously tidied up, and Belon was keenly aware that she had not only buttoned up the ominous buttons, but also added a pair of shorts underneath, which made Belon very satisfied. What made Bei Long even more satisfied was that Jiang Hanxue also sorted out her makeup and hairstyle, without the lazy casualness she usually had at home.

"Husband, you're back!" Jiang Hanxue walked over with a smile, although the nightdress she was wearing and the flip-flops on her feet were as elegant and atmospheric as if she was wearing an evening dress and high heels.

What hell did we just see? The madman subconsciously went to look at Bei Long, Bei Long was cheeky and didn't know, he stood up with a smile and stretched out his hand to pull Jiang Hanxue: "Wife, I have a brother here, let me introduce you, this is my brother Xia Feng, who used to be a bunk boy with me in the army, and we all called him a madman." Crazy, this is your sister-in-law! ”

"Hello sister-in-law, I'm crazy!" The madman smiled and walked over to shake hands with Jiang Hanxue politely, when he was not crazy, the madman actually looked like a well-mannered literary young man, with a clean white shirt and tie neatly, a white and clean face, and a very warm and sunny smile when he laughed.

No one would have thought that he, a young man like Sven, once single-handedly slaughtered one hundred and three Dongying thugs of the [Yamada Group] in the [Xiangjiang] branch overnight for the sake of fairness, once stormed the police station in a certain country in Africa to kill the entire police team involved in the trafficking of human organs for fairness, and once chopped off the hands of the head of security in Las Vegas for the sake of fairness......

Of course, Bei Long didn't wipe his ass less, but the madman is so crazy, when he goes crazy, people block and kill Buddha, Buddha and Buddha, even the brothers in the same organization are afraid to be with him, that is, Bei Long can suppress this "Sven beast".

"The first time we meet, it's not a respect!" The madman took out a palm-sized brocade box in his hand as if he was juggling, and handed it to Jiang Hanxue with both hands.

Jiang Hanxue subconsciously went to look at Bei Long, and only after seeing Bei Long nodding did he take it and said with a smile: "Xia ...... Crazy man, you are too polite, you see that you didn't say anything in advance when you came to Lao Bei, I would have fried the vegetables first if I knew you were coming......"

Bei Long looked at her in surprise, and the corners of Jiang Hanxue's mouth twitched and said, "Cut the vegetables...... Wash the dishes...... I've bought the food and I'm waiting for you to come back! ”

This time, it's always done, right? Glaring at Bei Long covertly, Jiang Hanxue was aggrieved, as if he was at home and stretched out his hand to eat.

This is the first time that Bei Long has brought his brother home, and he is also a comrade-in-arms in the former army, Jiang Hanxue is of course very cautious.

And the first impression of a madman is very good, obviously he is a young man with culture, cultivation, quality and ideals, which is like Beilong...... It's nothing other than a good look!

"Huh? Sister-in-law, it's not fair! "A madman is a mistake, and he is also a family of two who live under the same roof, how can we be the eldest in doing housework? (To be continued.) )