Chapter 46: Yellow on the outside and white on the inside
The translation was a little inexplicable: "I am a yellow race, he is a white race, how can I be more unqualified than him?" ”
Zheng Yichen's face turned cold, and he did not hide his contempt for him at all, and said loudly: "Until now, you still can't change the servility in your bones, thinking about how to please that foreigner." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info you are the least qualified person to learn my spell, you are not worthy of being a yellow person, you are a banana man at all! ”
These words were sonorous and powerful, and the translator said that his face was red, and he didn't dare to refute, and he limped out of the door with the female secretary on his back, and while he was walking, he could hear a girl ask Zheng Yichen: "Doctor Zheng, what do you mean by banana man?" ”
Zheng Yichen replied leisurely: "The banana is yellow on the outside, and after peeling, it is white banana flesh on the inside. That person is a Chinese with black eyes, black hair and yellow skin on the outside, but in his bones he admires the foreign and flatters, and he hates to bleached his whole body and become a Caucasia. Such a person is yellow on the outside and white on the inside, what is it if he is not a banana person? ”
When the crowd heard his vivid parable, they burst into laughter and said yes in unison.
Hearing his disciple's sharp complaints, Chen Yong, who had been silent, finally refused to be lonely, and said coldly: "It's still not appropriate to think about it, have you ever seen a banana that can walk?" ”
Zheng Yichen pretended to look at the translator's staggering gait, as if he had discovered a new continent, and said loudly: "Look, everyone, that person looks like a dog!" ”
Chen Yong said lightly: "Wukong, you are naughty again!" ”
Jiang Guohui laughed loudly, patted the two of them on the shoulder and said: "You two masters and apprentices really have such a tacit understanding, if you don't become a doctor, it's not bad to change your career to cross talk." ”
The cynicism of those people behind him was so harsh in his ears, the translator's heart was like knocking over the five-flavor bottle, and he couldn't wait to dig a hole in the ground and escape, even if this wish couldn't be realized, it would be good to run away with his tail between his legs!
However, it backfired, and his current physical condition could not give him the capital to flee from the wilderness, so he could only move forward slowly, silently enduring the ridicule of everyone with an incomparably vicissitudes of life.
finally waited for him to take the elevator downstairs with the female secretary on his back, and as soon as he opened the elevator door, he found Wilson standing outside the elevator door.
Although the interpreter's knee injury was already painful, when he saw his master, he could still squeeze out a smile that people couldn't find fault with: "Mr. Wilson, are you waiting for me?" ”
Wilson was expressionless and nodded slowly.
The translator said movingly: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting." Let's get in the car and get to the airport. He was like a chicken, his face was full of decay, and he was full of energy, waiting for the instructions of the leader.
Wilson frowned and said, "I'm waiting for you outside the elevator just to talk to you about this." Anyway, I'm going back to the United States, and everyone speaks English, so I don't need you as a translator. ”
"What ......" the translator's expression froze suddenly.
"And your face is injured like this, your image is not very good, and it is difficult to pass the security check."
"I ......" he touched his swollen cheek and nodded helplessly.
Wilson sighed and patted him on the shoulder: "And your knee injury, you can't even walk well, so don't be tired of traveling and go home to rest, and the secretary will let me help her get into the car." ”
"You'd rather take a drunk to the United States than take me, that woman can't help me with anything, except for ****** round chest, where can I compare?" The translator secretly slandered in his heart.
He was stunned on the spot, and even Wilson didn't have time to react when he helped the secretary on his back, he wanted to cry without tears, and watched Wilson walk away with the drunken female secretary in his arms, and his heart was gloomy.
He had been filming for three years, but he didn't get a green card, and he finally got the opportunity to go on a short-term trip to the United States with Wilson to talk and masturbate.
He has been preparing for today for a long time, showing off early in the family as if he was showing off, and many relatives have asked him to go to the United States to buy some luxury goods, and he has been extremely flattering to him in the past few days.
As a result, because of this accident, all his efforts were in vain!
If he had been a little better tempered and less arrogant at the beginning, maybe the result would have been different.
He is to blame for everything, and this banana man once again proved the wise saying "If you don't die, you won't die" with practice.
At the same time that the translator felt sorry for himself and regretted not being at the beginning, Zheng Yichen and his party returned to the Chicago wing, followed by Huang Xinghan.
Murong Xue saw everyone pushing the door in, looked at Jiang Guohui and complained, "Why have you been there for so long?" ”
Before Jiang Guohui could speak, Huang Xinghan preemptively spoke: "Sister-in-law, it's all my fault that I borrowed Director Jiang for so long, I'll make a toast and make amends to you." He picked up his original wine glass, picked up the royal salute that was set aside, and as soon as he lifted it, he felt that the weight was wrong, and his face was full of confusion, and he shook it from side to side a few times, without hearing the slightest sound of vibrating water.
There was a large bottle of the Royal Salute left before going out, and now it is trickle-down!
Tong Yuming said on the side: "I'm sorry, as soon as the alcohol addiction came up, I couldn't stop drinking, and I didn't leave a little for you." ”
Huang Xinghan secretly said: "Such a delicate woman, she actually drank a large bottle of royal salute and her face was as usual, and the amount of wine was not shallow!" If he knew that Tong Yuming had drunk five or six bottles of red wine before this, he was afraid that he would fall to the ground in shock.
Naturally, he didn't care about a bottle of wine, so he asked someone to send a few more bottles over, and filled them one by one, Huang Xinghan was full of red light, raised his glass and said to the people present: "Thank you for your help and let me get through a big difficulty." He said thank you, but in fact, his eyes kept staring at Zheng Yichen.
Zheng Yichen said with a smile: "I'll be a driver later, I can't drink, I can only replace wine with tea, I hope Manager Huang will bear with me." He held up the cup full of tea and touched him, "Do it first." ”
Murong Xue and Tong Yuming both looked surprised, Huang Xinghan seemed to look at this young man differently, could it be that the person who really helped him just now was actually Zheng Yichen?
Murong Xue was quite steady, she didn't ask, but Tong Yuming, who didn't let her eyebrows, couldn't hide her words, her curiosity moved, and she pestered Chen Yong to tell him what happened just now.
"You want to hear it, don't you? Let me tell you about it slowly. Chen Yong was naturally willing to tell the glorious deeds of his student, and said it in detail with a smile, of course, he did not forget to omit the plot of the translator insulting Jiang Guohui and Huang Xinghan kneeling and being humiliated.
Rao is like this, what happened in just over ten minutes can also be called twists and turns, exciting, the two women who listened to it couldn't help but exclaim, and then looked at Zheng Yichen's eyes, it was completely different.