029, eight aunts
Running down the hill was an old lady. She was already over sixty years old, her sparse white hair was dyed black, the fresh wrinkles on her face were a little light because of the perennial maintenance, and the new clothes on her body were very bright, which was a little inconsistent with her age. Such a rich old man who pays attention to health should have a calm temper, but now he is a little impatient.
She pursed her slender lips and strode to Yang Chong: "You can't blow it up!" ”
Yang Chong looked at her with a smile, remembering the scene when he and Dashuai went to the Northern Temple together a few days ago, and asked, "Why?" ”
The old lady had a dark face, and because she was too excited, she sprayed spit stars all over the ground: "You blow up the mountain here, so you can't blow up the Northern Temple?" If the stone statue of the Buddha is blown up for you, you are not afraid of going to hell? ”
Yang Chong smiled undiminished and said, "I'm not afraid." ”
"You ......"
The old lady thought that since he knew his identity, he would be somewhat jealous, but she didn't expect this bastard boy to be soft and hard, so he pushed back like this, and immediately made her speechless, and the depths were as dry as several arms, and her whole body trembled and pointed at him.
Yang Chong turned around and shouted at Yang Fang, "Why don't you let it go?" ”
Yang Fangcang glanced at the old lady, walked up to Yang Chong slowly, and said in a low voice: "This is Yang Mingchan's old mother!" ”
Yang Chong said lightly: "Eighth aunt, which one of the big Yangzhuang doesn't know?" ”
Yang Fangcang said cautiously: "Then you should also know that she is famous for being unreasonable and unreasonable...... Nowadays, ******** drill in the northern temple to pray for God and worship Buddha, the northern temple is really a bit bad, Yang Mingchan is not good-looking. ”
"It's not something you're worried about."
Yang Fangpao looked at Yang Chong's determined expression as if he was fake, and inevitably thought of the legendary thing in the village for a long time. It is said that Yang watering was forced to transfer the orchard by Wang Feeding Horses, and Yang Mingchan was behind it. But what is Yang Mingchan's intention? Yang Fangcang thought about it left and right, and didn't understand what benefits Yang Mingchan could get from this matter, and with Yang Mingchan's shrewdness, it was absolutely impossible to do such an obvious but hated thing.
But then again, if there is no instruction from Yang Mingchan, will Accountant Yang make a credit endorsement for Wang Feeding Horse?
What kind of thing is Wang feeding a horse, which can make the big-bellied Yang accountant?
Shaking his head, Yang Fang plans not to think about these things anymore, it seems that he really has no political talent in his life, and he can't figure out the various fighting relationships in Da Yangzhuang with hundreds of people, so it's better to let go of the guns!
Seeing that Yang Chong was unmoved, the eighth aunt ran to Accountant Yang and stretched out her hand.
"What?" Accountant Yang said with a smile.
"Mobile phone!" The eighth aunt shouted domineeringly, and looked at Yang Chong resentfully, "I'm going to call Yang Mingchan, this unfilial son, his wife has been bullied like this, don't you care?" ”
Accountant Yang smiled silently and handed the phone to the eighth aunt.
The eighth aunt shouted a few words on the phone, seemingly scolding Yang Mingchan, but in fact, she was referring to Sang scolding Huai, and everyone knew it. Yang Chong remembered the scene when she spit behind the other old ladies that day, and couldn't help but feel sick in his heart, the more he looked at her foundation-coated orange peel face, the more uncomfortable he felt, and goosebumps were about to bulge.
After a long time, Yang Chong said, "Are you done?" ”
The eighth aunt said menacingly: "You wait for me, Yang Mingchan is coming!" ”
"It's my business." After speaking, he turned his head and shouted, "Fire!" ”
I heard a boom, a great earthquake trembled, a mountain rock exploded in the distance, and the surging smoke and dust emptied up, covering the sky and the sun, generally making the sky dark.
The eighth aunt was so frightened by the shaking of the land that she fell to the ground, and looked at the northern temple on the edge of the explosion staggering dumbfounded, first recited a sentence of Amitabha, and then began to cry loudly, shouting to the heavens and grabbing the ground, slumped on the ground, and shouted: "God, these little beasts raised by bitches, this is a crime of divine anger......
Yang Yuji glanced at her with an ugly face, and Yang Chong said: "Xiao Chong, you really don't need to fire a cannon in front of her, although our family doesn't care about Yang Mingchan, but let an old lady make such a fuss, we are reasonable, and others can't look at it." ”
Yang Chong said: "I just want her to make trouble." ”
He walked out of Yang Eater's surprised gaze, walked in front of the eighth aunt, and said condescendingly: "I don't do evil in my life, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door." Asking God and worshiping Buddha has always been the livelihood of the wicked, and you worship Buddha so much, isn't it smearing the village chief's face? ”
But he still hasn't said a word in his heart, are you worshipping Buddha?
Which believer would spit in front of the Buddha?