Chapter 44: The Eastern Curse
With a loud shout, Wilson let out a long sigh of relief and a pleasant expression. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
In the past month, he has been busy with promotions, he can't eat well, he can't sleep well, he will lose his temper for no reason, beat people and destroy things, and scared his wife and daughter who has just entered junior high school at home.
Every day, he felt like a boulder pressing down on his chest, and it was difficult to breathe, and only when he sighed could he relieve this feeling of tightness in his chest a little, but it was only to quench his thirst.
Just after Zheng Yichen finished giving him the needle and screamed, he immediately felt that the invisible boulder pressing on his chest was moved away by a forceless force, and his mind was open, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and the resentment in his stomach dissipated invisibly, replaced by a relaxed and happy look.
For the first time in a month, he felt so relaxed and happy!
He laughed loudly, like crazy, words like beads, sentences burst out of his mouth, and the interpreter said to Zheng Yichen after listening: "Mr. Wilson said that he feels much more comfortable now, and he doesn't feel a little depressed, and he still wants to ask you something......
"What's the matter? Hurry up, don't spit out. After Zheng Yichen took out the needle, he said impatiently.
"He wants to ask you, is the last thing you said a magical oriental magic spell? Can you teach it to him? ”
I really can't blame Wilson for having such an absurd idea, you must know that he also tried acupuncture a few times when he was in Neizhou, although the effect is good, but there is no such terrifying effect that heals in response, the same is acupuncture, but the effect is so much worse, and the doctors who have helped him with acupuncture are all acupuncturists with more than ten years of experience, and the technique cannot be worse than the young man in front of him, so he suspects that the key to such a remarkable effect of acupuncture treatment this time is the magic mantra that Zheng Yichen recited at the end.
Zheng Yichen was stunned when he heard this, and then said with a smile: "You told him that this sentence is indeed a mysterious spell of an oriental magician, and if you learn it well, you can still appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala." However, it is necessary for people of Chinese descent to learn, and Westerners can't learn it, so he is told to dispel this idea. Well, now that his stomach ache and grumpy temper have been solved, tell him to hurry up and get on the plane! I hope he remembers......" Zheng Yichen's expression was serious, "His stomach pain has absolutely nothing to do with the hotel's diet, if he dares to trouble the hotel, I will recite a spell to make him sick again, and he will never be cured again!" ”
The translator gave a cold war, and said these words to Wilson, his face also changed greatly after listening to it, the pain and suffering of this month made him palpitate, and he was almost forced to have this residual thought, if this disease followed him for the rest of his life, what fun would life have, waved his hand again and again, and bowed to Huang Xinghan and other hotel staff, and said a few words of "sorry".
Huang Xinghan and others accepted him Chrysostom and promised not to hold the hotel accountable, the excitement in their hearts was overwhelming, how could they dare to accept such a big gift from him? Several people hurriedly nodded and bowed to him.
After Wilson apologized, he shook hands with Chen Yong and Jiang Guohui one by one, and finally gave Zheng Yichen a warm hug.
The translator was envious, he had followed Wilson for more than three years, and he had never seen him so enthusiastic about himself, and if he could have this kind of treatment, he would be willing to live a year.
Who knew that the hug that he regarded as supreme glory was not worthy of Chen Yong or Jiang Guohui's praise in Zheng Yichen's eyes, and he unceremoniously pushed Wilson away, and the translator could only secretly sigh that Zheng Yichen was really in the blessing and didn't know the blessing.
Zheng Yichen said to Wilson with a smile: "I have something to tell you, just now your subordinates prevented me from treating you, I didn't know the severity of my shot, and accidentally injured him, and he just said that he would sue me to go to jail and tell me to wash my ass and go to prison to pick up soap." He spoke English in perfect words!
Wilson turned cold when he heard this, and glared at him fiercely: "Is what the doctor said true?" ”
When the translator saw that Zheng Yichen could actually speak the complaint in English, he was already frightened, trembling like chaff, first nodded, then shook his head, and said tremblingly: "I...... I didn't ...... Didn't ask him to go to the prison to pick up soap. ”
Zheng Yichen clasped his hands in front of his chest, appreciating with great interest the translator's dejected demeanor and movements.
He has been holding back until now to speak fluent English, just to speak English at this time to give the translator the final blow!
If these words are said in Chinese, let the translator translate them into English and say them to Wilson, it will definitely not achieve the effect of teaching the translation, no one will be stupid enough to translate the words that are not good for themselves according to the original words, and the translator may also have a fluke mentality in his heart, thinking that Zheng Yichen cannot speak English and has no way to embarrass himself.
Zheng Yichen's move completely shattered the translator's luck psychology, and he had no way to fool Wilson only by obediently accepting the sanctions!
Wilson said coldly: "You just deny this sentence, proving that you have said everything else, that is, you plan to sue the doctor for this matter is true." You are so bold, the doctor is kind enough to treat me, you are brave enough to stop me, is it deliberately trying to make me suffer a little more, and you don't want me to go back to the United States for a meeting? Is that how you treat me and my benefactor? ”
These words were like a series of cold arrows, piercing the translator's heart, and his eyes turned black and he collapsed to the ground.
Zheng Yichen shook his head and said: "Useless guy, just say a few words and be scared like this, with this quality, you can really only be a foreigner's dog." He lifted the interpreter up and pinched his with his thumb.
The translator screamed in pain, woke up, saw Zheng Yichen's face, suddenly wailed, hugged Zheng Yichen's thigh and was about to walk away, and cried bitterly: "Doctor, I'm sorry, I was wrong, please intercede with Mr. Wilson, let him not care about my mistakes, I will definitely change my mind in the future and stop bullying others." ”
Zheng Yichen thought of his ugly face just now, so that he would not be confused by his pitiful appearance now, sneered, and was about to pull his legs and leave, but who knew that the translator was holding his thighs to death, he cried and said: "If you don't forgive me, I won't let go until I die." ”
Zheng Yichen was amused all of a sudden: I have seen a lot of shameless people, but I have never seen such a shameless person, Huang Guangtuo can only be regarded as a preschool level compared to him.
Seeing that the translator's saliva, snot, and tears were about to get on his pants, Zheng Yichen felt nauseous, and hurriedly said, "Okay, I forgive you, hurry up and let go of my feet." ”
Only then did the translator let go of his hands, got up from the ground, and said to Zheng Yichen with a salivating face: "Thank you, Doctor, for a lot." ”