Chapter 358: Are You Stupid?

"Shanglian: Black is not, white is not, red and yellow are not, and foxes and cats and dogs are like, neither domestic animals nor wild beasts!

Downlink: There are poems, words, and discourse, and the east and west are blurred, although it is a short product, it is a wonderful text! ”

This pair of riddles is the work of the Qing Dynasty writer Ji Xiaolan, although there is also a character of Ji Xiaolan in the history of this world, but for various reasons, there has been no classic riddle in history, so Qiu Yang decided to send this pair of riddles for netizens to guess.

In the comment area, many netizens are about to die of depression!

"Couplet? Riddles? I'll go, Qiu Yang, this guy is a god! ”

"What's the mystery? I'm confused! ”

"Sleep, sleep, Qiu Yang, this guy is doing something! I can't even guess a lantern riddle! ”

At this time, Huang Renjie was already dumbfounded!

He couldn't guess the idiom of the word "truss" in front of him, and was finally ridiculed and slapped in the face by Qiu Yang's Weibo. Unexpectedly, Qiu Yang has sent such a mystery that makes him dumbfounded and clueless!

Black isn't it? White isn't it? Red and yellow are not?

Poetry too? Words too? Also in the Analects?

Huang Renjie frowned, he couldn't see the clue at all, at least he could see that the riddle must be related to the language, but what is this riddle? For a moment, he felt that his brain was not enough!

"Hey, Qiu Yang! What is the mystery? Xu Jiajia looked at the phone and asked behind Qiu Yang.

This guy still pays attention to my Weibo!

Qiu Yang didn't look back, and replied lightly: "Guess the riddle!" ”

Xu Jiajia rolled her eyes and said, "I can't guess!" ”

This pig's head!

Qiu Yang said speechlessly: "The riddle is guessing!" ”

"Huh?" Xu Jiajia instantly showed a bewildered look!

Is the answer to the puzzle a guess?

Looking at Qiu Yang's Weibo, Xu Jiajia was thinking and walking in response to the riddle, she couldn't figure out why the riddle was a "guessing riddle"?

At the elevator entrance, Qiu Yang stopped, and Xu Jiajia, who was looking down at her mobile phone and still thinking, bumped into it without knowing it, and then she was so frightened that she dropped her mobile phone on the ground and screamed in surprise.

"I said, are you stupid? If it's on the road, you can't get hit by a car! Qiu Yang looked at Xu Jiajia, who hurriedly squatted down to pick up his mobile phone, and he was speechless for these two goods......

"Oh!" Xu Jiajia responded, looked at the phone back and forth, but fortunately it was not broken.

"Oh what? Do you understand what I just said? Qiu Yang looked inexplicable.

Xu Jiajia said with a cute face: "I promise not to look at my phone when I walk in the future!" ”

“……”

Qiu Yang was speechless, dare to love this guy who misunderstood what I meant! Does she think I'm educating her to care about her, telling her not to look at her phone when she walks in the future, and to pay attention to safety?

All right!

You win!

Walking into the elevator, Qiu Yang was too lazy to speak.

"Hey, Qiu Yang!" Xu Jiajia opened his mouth to break the cold and embarrassing atmosphere.

"What?" Qiu Yang said lukewarmly, and at this time, the elevator just reached the second floor, and the door opened.

"I ...... I don't work at the radio station anymore. Xu Jiajia followed Qiu Yang and said behind him.

Qiu Yang replied: "I know! ”

"Huh?" Xu Jiajia was a little excited and surprised, she didn't expect Qiu Yang to still care about her work, and even knew that she didn't work at the radio station!

"Don't think crooked!" Qiu Yang turned his head to look at Xu Jiajia speechlessly, and then said with a contemptuous smile: "Director Hu of the CCTV Music Channel told me that you submitted their resumes, and your hosting qualifications were not enough, but later I let you pass it in my face!" ”

"Oh." Xu Jiajia pouted, and said dissatisfiedly how come I don't have enough qualifications! It's for your sake to let me pass!

"I said, are you stupid? Go over there! Qiu Yang opened the car door and looked at Xu Jiajia, who was still standing behind him, speechlessly.

"You're smart!" Xu Jiajia muttered in his mouth, then walked to the co-pilot's side and opened the car door and sat in.

Qiu Yang said speechlessly: "I said are you stupid? Buckle up! ”

"Oh!"

The car left the Beijing TV station, and along the way, the two were like couples in a cold war, except for pointing directions, Xu Jiajia did not say anything else, and Qiu Yang did not say anything more except asking for directions.

Ten minutes later, Xu Jiajia was sent back to her door, and Qiu Yang soon returned to the community where he lived. At this time, it was almost twelve o'clock in the morning, and when he came out of the shower, Qiu Yang opened Weibo and saw that there were still many netizens tirelessly guessing the riddle that was posted not long ago.

The most unlucky is Huang Renjie, since Qiu Yang taunted him and slapped him in the face, he seems to have disappeared, and he has not been bubbling on Weibo. Many of Qiu Yang's fans were still complaining about him and ridiculing him at this time, and this matter was also on the Weibo hot search list, and Qiu Yang's lantern riddle became popular.

"Alright! The answer has been announced! lest you guys can't sleep all night! ”

Qiu Yang said to himself, and then edited Weibo to post:

"Among the five colors, black, white, red and yellow are not, so it is cyan, what is the similarity between foxes and cats and dogs? It is the dog side of the left part, so the riddle of the upper link is [guess]; In the next couplet, the poems and discourses are impressively next to the language of the left part, and the ambiguity refers to the mystery, so the riddle of the lower link is [riddle], and the meaning of the last sentence means that although the riddle is a short product, it is a wonderful text! ”

Weibo was issued, and netizens suddenly realized!

At the same time, everyone is impressed with Qiu Yang! I can't believe this guy is so talented!

"Awesome! What else does Qiu Yang not understand! This is your sister's eighteen kinds of martial arts, all proficient! ”

"Khan, every time I read the answer, I realize that this riddle is so simple!"

"Rub, I guessed the riddle all night, and the final riddle was actually a riddle!"

"I'll go, it turns out that the riddle is a guessing puzzle! It's too easy! ”

"Haha, I've already guessed that the riddle is a guess!"

Seeing Qiu Yang's Weibo, Huang Renjie was almost angry, such a simple riddle, he didn't come up with a mystery after thinking about it for so long!

Looking at the Weibo comments, Qiu Yang said disdainfully: "Only when you know the mystery is you simple!" When you don't know the answer to the mystery, you can't come up with an answer even if you rack your brains! ”

Saying that, Qiu Yang thought of a pair of riddles again! Then I posted a Weibo again!

"Shanglian: One bite can swallow two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes

Downlink: Dare to enter the doors of thousands of people in ten directions

(Hit an item)"

After posting this Weibo, Qiu Yang went directly into the quilt and fell asleep, and he didn't know how many ratings the Lantern Festival Gala could have......

ps: Northerners rely on heating for the winter, and southerners rely on righteousness for the winter! (To be continued.) )