"Crazy woman, have you made enough trouble? If you dare to come nonsense again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will press you on the toilet, and this will be done for you! "Didi is really angry, last time she said she was pregnant, but now she actually ran to the toilet and said that she killed someone, is it wrong?

"Little monk! Is this a joke? Unexpectedly, Xu Kexin's voice was louder than Didi's, staring at Didi viciously, as if the person who wanted to do it was her, not herself. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

After learning that Xu Kexin was the domineering little witch back then, when I saw her now, I had an inexplicable fear, which came from the shadow of psychology and could not be overcome.

"This is a case where I came to be a criminal policeman, don't smash it for my mother, otherwise my mother will let you be a father-in-law, believe it or not!" Xu Kexin said to herself with a smile, although she was laughing, Didi felt a chill in her heart.

"Don't, don't, I'm your husband! Can you bear to put me in the game? Besides, who did I kill? Looking at her with an aggrieved face, a cold sweat broke out.

"The perverted husband has wronged you, let's go to the bureau first if you kill or not, if you really kill someone, don't worry, I will be widowed for you!" Ignoring Didi, he grabbed his arm and was about to pull him out.

"Don't pull it, I haven't wiped my ass yet!"

"Lazy people have a lot of and pee, hurry up!" Seeing Didi's lower body naked and his entire ass exposed, Xu Kexin realized that he was too reckless just now, and immediately didn't dare to look at Didi.

"You handcuffed me, how do I wipe it? Why don't you wipe my ass for me? Saying that, Didi raised his butt to Xu Kexin's face. The stinky girls want to be widowed by Lao Tzu, so they should wipe Lao Tzu's ass first.

"You...... I ...... "Xu Kexin has wiped her ass for others when she is so big, let alone a man's ass." Suddenly, the little blushing was like a ripe apple, which was very gratifying.

"Alas! Don't go, if you don't wipe my ass today, I'll sit on the toilet and not leave! Seeing that Xu Kexin was leaving, Didi immediately played a scoundrel. Little girl, although Lao Tzu is afraid of you, it doesn't mean that Lao Tzu will give in to you.

"You ......"

Xu Kexin saw that it was about to explode, but she thought that she still had to cooperate with this case, so she took a deep breath and endured the anger in her heart. "Get up, my mother will wipe you!"

Xu Kexin dragged two pieces of paper and wiped them off Didi's buttocks, twisted his head to the side, and the distance between his head and his hands was eight feet away, with a look of disgust.

"As for it? Look at you like that! If we have a child in the future, you will wipe your son's ass like this? Seeing Xu Kexin's expression, Didi couldn't help but say.

"Shut your stinky mouth, believe it or not I'll wipe your stinky mouth with it!" Xu Kexin shook the paper in his hand. Ay! is really the most poisonous woman's heart, whoever marries her is really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

A super invincible serial fart popped out, "Oh! Cool ......" Didi couldn't help but moan.

"Vomit ......"

Xu Kexin couldn't hold back any longer, immediately retched, and ran out of the toilet. "Rotten bastard bastard! It's almost disgusting to death the old lady, if there is a next time the old lady is ......" Before she finished scolding, she retched again, and even tears flowed out.

Didi whistled and sang a ditty and walked out of the toilet laughing. There is a saying that "if you don't in the morning, you can't be powerful", and Didi has always followed this rule. Now not only is the pulled to the end, but the little butt is also wiped clean, and it is really happy like a fairy.

"Deedee, what's wrong with you? Why handcuff yourself? Seeing Didi who came to the hall, Liu Xiaoxiao said suspiciously, still with a pair of handcuffs on his hands.

"Xiaoxiao! I may not be able to protect you in the days to come, but don't worry, although I am gone, my soul will always guard you, accompany you to the old age, and accompany you to the sea to rot! ”

Immediately, the appearance that was very happy just now changed instantly, and his expression looked very lost, as if he was about to leave everyone. Seeing Didi like this, Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but ask, but Liu Shishi took the lead.

"Sister, don't pay attention to him, there must be some tricks this dead bald man is playing again." After saying that, he also despised Didi fiercely.

"Am I playing tricks? Someone would bring themselves a pair of silver bracelets early in the morning, and they would be joined together. Didi was extremely depressed, and his eyes were full of sadness, "Hey! Shishi, I can't accompany you to school in the future. You take my ashes with you, and if anyone bullies you in the future, you will scatter my ashes, and I can protect you for the last time. ”

"Bald pot pot pot I don't allow you to talk nonsense, do you have a terminal illness? Feel relieved! There will always be a way, and I won't allow you to leave me. Didn't you tell me to make a villain together? I won't allow you to die ......"

Li Mengmeng threw herself into Didi's arms and cried loudly, but Didi was speechless to this little girl. How did she find out that she was terminally ill, and I was obviously going to be locked up. But that's not the point, the point is that Didi's desired effect has been achieved.

"What the hell is going on, tell us clearly!" Liu Xiaoxiao's anxious little face flushed, and Didi was secretly happy. I didn't think that I was very important in this girl's heart, and it would be better if I could be gentle with myself.

Happy is happy, but the drama in front of me still has to be played. Seeing everyone looking at him excitedly, the show was about to be staged. Hey! Where's the crazy woman? No matter what, let's mobilize everyone's emotions first, I don't believe that she can still arrest herself in the police station under the entanglement of all the women.

"Hey! I'm miserable! Before he could speak, Didi complained first.

"Don't talk nonsense, get down to business!" Unexpectedly, Liu Shishi didn't eat herself at all, and gave Didi a big eye, and Didi immediately replied with a big eye.

"You don't know, just now that crazy woman suddenly broke into the toilet, poor me was handpicked up before I even had time to put on my pants, and then said that I had something to do with a murder. Do you think this is a wronged good man, think that my Didi has always been kind to lead people, what to help find the lost child home, help the old lady cross the road, not to say.

After getting along for so long, we usually stay together, hugging and hugging each other, so you know who I am. Don't talk about killing people, even stepping on an ant to death and accidentally eating a piece of meat will make me feel uneasy in conscience, so you must believe that I am innocent! ”

In one breath, Didi said such a long period without even taking a breath, and his voice was so emotional that tears were about to flow down. For a while, Di Di felt as if he had become Dou E, and he believed that everyone would not let him be arrested.

"Sister Xin, where have you been, hurry up and arrest this liar!" Liu Shishi shouted loudly at the top of her voice, and the women instantly seemed to be much colder. How can this be, isn't what you say infectious?

"Shishi, you are mistaken, I am innocent!"

Didi rubbed his ears, not believing his ears, he was still going to fight for it. Who knew that everyone didn't even look at themselves, turned around and left.

When Di Di wanted to keep everyone, who knew that Xu Kexin actually walked out with Zheng Jiaying in tow!