Chapter 27: A Good Wet Song (Ticket Collection)

"Mengmeng, get out of the way, it's none of your business. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Liu Shishi has been thinking about how to bully Didi, but she didn't expect someone to come to the door, of course she had to cooperate. He wanted to see what it was like for Didi to be bullied, and if he would go home crying and call his mother.

Thinking about the appearance of being bullied by a bald head, I feel excited, and now Li Mengmeng wants to stop it, how can such a good thing stop here, of course Liu Shishi will not allow it. rubbed his little hands and scratched Li Mengmeng's ribs.

I was expecting Li Mengmeng to protect herself, but I didn't expect that under Liu Shishi's offensive, she was instantly defeated.

"I think I'd better go back, I'm sorry to disturb you Yaxing." Seeing that everyone was arguing about their own affairs, Zheng Jiaying was embarrassed.

"Wait!" Di Di grabbed Zheng Jiaying's weak and boneless little hand, and pinched it twice in his hand from time to time, but on the surface, he said seriously: "If I do something wrong, I will compensate you here, but you also have to let me know how I died." ”

"You...... You're nasty...... Let it go......"

Zheng Jiaying struggled to break free from his clutches, looking at this lewd monk who was inconsistent with his appearance, Zheng Jiaying's face was full of disgust. This stinky monk is too shameless, he has to let himself say such a lewd * promiscuous thing, and he still pretends not to know anything, is there such a shameless person in the world.

"Get out of the way, if you don't get out of the way, I'm going to call someone!"

Seeing that this stinky monk was still blocking the pig's own way, Zheng Jiaying really wanted to slap him twice,

"Why does this sentence sound so familiar, are you right? Poetry? Di Di smiled at Liu Shishi, so frightened that the little girl immediately hid behind Li Mengmeng.

This dead bald man actually threatened himself, but he did have a handle in his hands. Okay, you're dead bald, don't let me catch your pigtails, or I'll make your death ugly.

"Huh?" Liu Shishi also stopped in front of Zheng Jiaying, hugged her arm and begged bitterly: "Squad leader, just tell me what's going on, don't worry that we will call the shots for you!" ”

Looking at everyone's posture, Zheng Jiaying knew that she couldn't escape and was already in the tiger's mouth, so she finally chose to give in.

She buried her head, her little face was as red as a red egg given away in confinement, her beautiful eyes looked at everyone shyly, and she said silently: "He...... He wrote me a lewd poem. ”

"Obscene poetry!?" The two little girls were taken aback.

However, Didi still refuses to admit it, staring at everyone with a pair of innocent big eyes, what kind of little gold can he get for his acting skills.

"Squad leader, do you have to speak with your conscience, when did I write you an obscene poem?"

"You still say! It was you who gave it to me after school at noon that day, and Shishi was also present at that time. ”

Zheng Jiaying's heart was like pouring a scoop of oil, and her anger suddenly burned. Why is this stinky monk so shameless, and he still refuses to admit it. I really want to take off your mask of hypocrisy and see what kind of face you really have.

"Squad leader, you have wronged me to death, where is this praise for you, what kind of obscene poetry?"

"You talk nonsense! It's obviously obscene poetry. ”

"Good, good...... So what do you tell me about the obscene poems I wrote? ”

"You ......" Zheng Jiaying's teeth rattled angrily, eager to smash his stinky mouth. The stinky monk actually asked me to recite obscene poems in public, did he have to be angry with me?

"Say it quickly......" Liu Shishi and Li Mengmeng seem to have been stimulated, they don't like this kind of gossip news the most, and of course they won't give up easily.

Zheng Jiaying was forced to a dead end, in this case, let me unmask the stinky monk today and see what kind of face you are hiding: "Okay! Then I say ......."

"The first sentence 'The sound of the heaven and the earth moves, and a pillar of anger in the sky.'" What do you mean? ”

"Ah, do you remember what happened that morning? At that time, Dai Nai's group of people wanted to bully me, and it was your scolding that scared them away. At that time, your image was like the birth of the Monkey King in my heart, wielding a golden hoop stick that no one could match. ”

What the! You say I'm like a monkey? But it's really a compliment, so I'll see how you interpret the next sentence.

"Then there is a second sentence: 'The face is getting haggard, and I every day.'" How do you explain that? ”

"Stinky monk, you are shameless!"

"Bald pot pot, you're so nasty!"

Before he could explain, Didi was scolded by the two girls as a shameless and obscene person. Although this shameless obscenity is not fake, Didi still pretends to have a pitiful and innocent expression, as if he has suffered some great grievance.

"What's wrong with me?"

"You still want to deny it, and I won't pay attention to you anymore." Liu Shishi glanced at him fiercely, how could this stinky guy write such obscene verses, it was so disgusting.

"Why do I deny it, can you listen to my explanation?" Didi looked anxious, like an ant on a hot pot. But I was so happy in my heart, I didn't expect that in a few years, my teasing skills were about to reach the full level.

"Then I'll give you a chance, if you can't explain it well, see how I go back and let my sister clean you up......"

Before Liu Xiaoxiao finished speaking, he interrupted the stinky monk, "Do you remember what happened that day?" I go to your seat to watch you do math problems? ”

Zheng Jiaying's face was full of doubts, and she couldn't understand what connection this had to do with this poem, but she still nodded.

"That day, I saw that you were not in good spirits and looked haggard, so I went to see what was trapping you, and I found out that you were stumped by a math problem, and I couldn't bear to see you working hard every day, so I finally left you a card."

"By the way, have you read the ideas and methods for solving the problem on the card?"

"That's what this poem means?"

Zheng Jiaying stared at Di Di with wide eyes, wanting to see a trace of deception in his eyes, but Di Di's eyes were full of sincerity and purity, which couldn't help but make Zheng Jiaying feel ashamed.

Zheng Jiaying lowered her head, but she still didn't want to believe that this poem meant this. After all, this poem is literally an obscene poem, but under his rhetoric, it has become a poem of praise.

"What do you want me to do to believe me, or I'll take my heart out and show you?"

Seeing Didi's desperate expression, Zheng Jiaying was shaken, could it be that what he said was true?

"I'm sorry I blame you."

Zheng Jiaying lowered her head and was full of shyness, and two red tides welled up on her cheeks, and the ruddy spread from her cheeks to the corners of her eyes and eyebrows. When did his thoughts become so filthy that he actually thought a hymn poem into a promiscuous poem, and he was too obscene.

At this moment, Di Di is serious on the surface, but his heart has long been happy. How can I admire my eloquence so much, a poem that is extremely obscene, and suddenly turns into a poem of praise under my own incorruptible tongue. And the party not only did not blame himself, but also bowed his head to compensate himself.

"Alright! All right! I'll just say how can a bald man write such a thing, have you forgotten what we're here for? We're here to be happy! Liu Shishi stepped forward and took Zheng Jiaying's little hand and comforted.

Is it the other way around, I'm the victim, how can I comfort her. But my manly husband won't care about you, but whoever does peace can't take your turn. Just now you still had questioning eyes on your face, as if I had done something hurtful, and now it would be too cheap for you to say that it is okay.

"Really, girl? I don't think you looked at me right now! ”