After a few more cups of yellow soup were served, after these "serious" team members let go, their speech became casual. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo//

"Hey! Say what about you! Look, our three female anchors have already signaled that you are a rare animal, you should not behave well, and strive to sing a song with the three of them! ”

"Don't! I don't dare! These three beauties are not something you and I can touch. In my opinion, the rare animals they refer to have long been extinct on this planet! ”

"What? Listen to what you mean, the three of them, they won't be looking for a partner in the future? ”

"What nonsense! Anyway, no matter how much you look for it, it won't be your turn! You, as Mr. Tang said, stay honest. After a while, I begged Huo Xiaogongzi, let him find you a gold medal public relations or Oiran singer in private, help your kid warm the bed, save your kid from always scratching the wall at night, and he can't sleep alone! ”

"Don't! This is not possible! If Mr. Tang knew about this, he would have to pick my skin! Let's be honest and roar for a while. Just now in the Qing Gengyu reading, didn't the three female anchors promise to introduce us to the object? Don't worry, what they introduced must be no worse, at least better than those gold medal PR or Oiran singers! ”

"That's it! If you want to find it, you have to find someone to live by! If you kid really find some gold medal PR and Oiran singer, it is estimated that it will not take two days to be as thin as skin! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! If you really dare to let these people warm your bed, then the happiest thing that makes you the happiest every day is me, and the one who makes you want to die is what I want. It won't be long before you're left with dregs! ”

When Thangka heard this, he couldn't help but laugh. His ears were pointy, and he listened to them almost word for word. Thinking about these buddies is also very funny, just now in the sunny ploughing rain reading has drunk seventy or eighty percent, at this time it is a few cups of yellow soup in the stomach, and it is even closer to the limit, so he is extremely unscrupulous in speaking.

That's fine! Since it's relaxation, let's show the most essential things! As the saying goes, it's non-toxic, just say it. Besides, they are all real men, if you don't talk about this, it will be abnormal!

As for how happy they were after letting go, in fact, there were two meat jokes implied in them, which he often joked with them.

One is the widely circulated "I want" and "I want more".

It is said that the number of times a man has a night is certain, and before he is ready to go, he still likes women to take the initiative. If a woman is shy to say, "I want to!" "Then I guess the man will be happy to hear it, and he will be in his veins, and immediately get on the horse.

However, after a man once, he often falls asleep and rarely wakes up again. Even if you fight again, you have to rest for a while to recover. In addition, it is okay to repeat it again and again, and it is difficult to regain its courage again and again. This is called a certain number of times.

And women don't have too many times to be restricted, and they are relatively passive, which determines that they can fight many times. Again and again, again and again, again and again, and again and again, and again, and Of course, at this time, it is necessary to take a man's life.

Therefore, every time a woman says "I want to" for the first time, the man is infinitely happy. After a while, the woman said "I want more", and the man frowned, which was acceptable. But when the woman said "I want more" again, the man was already eager to hit his head against the wall. If you are still reckless and reluctant, then your body is already close to the limit of collapse. And at this time, if a woman repeatedly says "I want more", it is estimated that the man will go completely crazy. From then on, I didn't dare to ask a word about sex again.

Similarly, the story of the second "medicine residue" is the same as the first one. The core idea is that there are only tired oxen, no ploughed fields.

In ancient times, the queen mother was in the deep palace for a long time, depressed and unhappy, and became ill for a long time. The emperor ordered the imperial physician to diagnose and treat him, but it was to no avail. There is no choice but to list the world and look for miracle doctors.

One day, a miracle doctor came to unveil the list, but he made three chapters of the law, saying that he only did not ask. The emperor promised to let the divine doctor prescribe the medicine.

However, this miracle doctor doesn't seem to have any outstanding medical skills, neither prescribing any classic prescriptions, nor grasping any heirloom medicines. Until one day, the emperor inspected the harem and found that there were many strong men standing at the door, all of them were magnificent, and he couldn't help but ask, "Who are these people?" ”

The miracle doctor replied, "Medicine!" Then he kept silent. Because there is a word in advance, the emperor is inconvenient to ask more, and will be suspicious and let the divine doctor do things.

After a while, news came from the harem that the Queen Mother's illness was really cured. The emperor was overjoyed and went to visit, and saw that the Queen Mother was radiant and ruddy. The emperor couldn't help but be overjoyed, and rewarded and feasted on this miracle doctor.

After the banquet was over, the emperor drove back to the palace, and the divine doctor came out to see him off. The emperor suddenly found that there were many men lying outside the palace gate, all of them with yellow faces and thin muscles, skinny as wood, and described as withered, similar to skeletons. The Emperor asked, "Who is this?" The divine doctor replied, "The dregs of the medicine too!" ”

So, the woman is moisturized, radiant, and radiant. Men can do the same, but the premise must be based on grasping the scale and strictly controlling the number of times. Otherwise, once it becomes a "medicine inducer", then it is inevitable to become a "medicine residue".

This little brother gave these two examples, also to illustrate that if you are looking for a daughter-in-law, you have to find a life. Really find a gold medal public relations or Oiran singer under Huo Xiaogongzi, not to mention fame and fortune, just every day with the strength of "I want me and I want me", no one can stand it, and it is strange if people die if they don't do their best.

……

Seeing him laughing secretly, everyone didn't notice it, but Zhong Wei and the other three beauties still noticed it very carefully. was able to make him smile, Sanmei was even more happy, and the momentum of singing at the moment was even stronger, and the light of thousands of styles was also revealed in his eyes through the strength of wine.

……

Meet temporarily before the moon before the flowers, and the bitterness and hatred are calm.

What's more, the wine wakes up and the dream is broken, and the flowers are hazy.

The flowers are endless, the months are endless, and the two hearts are the same.

At this time, I am willing to do, willow thousands of silk, stumbling and provoking the spring breeze.

……

Only this song not only pushed the atmosphere to a peak, but also fascinated everyone.

The moon is bright, the stars are rare, the flowers are fragrant, and the people are beautiful. At this time, a cool breeze blows outside the window, not to mention how beautiful it is.

Breaking the new spring is coming, the five leaves are Yaobei, and the first show is made.

The color is like a cream, and the feast is like day.

In the family celebration picture, Lao Lai Tang is competing to celebrate Weng Yao's birthday.

Joyful and joyful, light and jade, fragrant golden beast.

Who will be affectionate, indifferent, and smiling, what is the reason.

Returning from the group, visit the fishing friends.

Huafa is pale and old, but this situation is still the same.

Year after year, before the flower and under the moon, a fragrant wine.

……

At this time, Lao Fu and Lao Jiang saw that he was smiling and drinking alone, so they quickly came over and joked with him, "Mr. Tang, is this song okay?" ”

He didn't answer directly, but smiled and asked, "What do you think?" ”

Lao Fu and Lao Jiang gave a thumbs up in unison: "Okay!" That's great! Although we are both too young to keep up with the rhythm of you young people, being able to sing so happily shows that the mood must be joyful. These three beautiful anchors under your command are really talented, great! ”

He smiled and said, "Look at the two of you, you will say that you are amazing, and dare to say how old you are!" Okay! I've heard the meaning of the two of you clearly, mainly because my three beautiful subordinates sing well, so I want to fool me into singing a song, right? ”

Lao Fu and Lao Jiang were shocked, "Mr. Tang, how did you guess it!" ”

He smiled and shook his head, "The weasel gave the chicken a New Year's greeting, and he didn't have a good heart!" Just the two of you, do you still have to guess? I can tell you, I can sing, but I don't really want to sing today. Why? Because as soon as you open your mouth, no matter how well you sing, you will applaud loudly, and it is not very interesting. In this way, let these lively team members sing first, let's have a few drinks, watch the flowers and admire the moon, listen to the music and music, and drink and chat, how good? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lao Fu and Lao Jiang said together, "This is the best!" Come! Mr. Tang, let's blow a bottle! ”

He suddenly smiled and pointed forward with his hand, "The tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, it seems that this extravagant hope of blowing a bottle has to be postponed!" ”

Lao Fu and Lao Jiang frowned in confusion, but found that he had already applauded loudly.

Looking at it again, Zhongwei and their three beauties have already finished singing this rare animal and won a full house. After he was the first to applaud, everyone applauded, and the applause was thunderous for a while, so it was not lively.

In the midst of the applause, the three stunning beauties smiled and held hands and came to the place where they were sitting.

Lao Fu and Lao Jiang hurriedly reminded him, "Mr. Tang, look, we don't want you to sing, but he and the three beauties won't let you go!" Why don't you sing one to everyone? ”

He smiled and said, "Good! Sing it! But don't hide either, you two! In this way, our brothers will blow the bottle in their hands first, and then sing a chorus, which is not only lively and lively, but also saves them from singing one by one, and makes some time for everyone to sing, okay? ”

"Good!" Fu and Jiang couldn't help nodding, "What song do you say?" We're with you! ”

"Oh?" He smiled slightly, "Let me do it?" Then I'm really going to order it! How about the sea and the sky? ”

Fu and Jiang glanced at each other, and immediately responded, "Okay!" This song we will! It's also atmospheric to sing! Let's sing this song of the sea and the sky! ”

"Hey, hey!" He laughed quietly, "Lu, aren't you?" Do you know why the song sung by these three beauties just now is so popular? That's because it's the third season and I'm a singer, so it's very popular. Since the three of us are in a group, we can't lose to them. The sea and the sky I am talking about are not the old songs, but by the letter orchestra, he is the singer of this season. How about saying that this song is also quite majestic? Will it? ”

"Is that so?" Fu and Jiang scratched their heads, "I'm really not too familiar!" However, since it's a recent hit, we've definitely heard it too. So, you lead the lead vocals, and the two of us sing in harmony, okay? ”

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