1. Why can't I transform when I buy Ultraman's transformer? Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

You don't have the energy of light, Ultraman wants light.

There are several common problems with the inability of your Ultraman Transformer to transform

1: Maybe your faith isn't enough, and only after you die in the fight against the monster will the transformation device take effect, allowing you to resurrect and become Ultraman.

2: Maybe you are not an earthling, our products are only for earthlings, I think it is necessary for you to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human from another dimension.

3: It may be that the transformation props you buy are shoddy products, there are many people on the earth who want to become Ultraman, and some small traders make fake transformation devices for everyone to buy in order to make money. So please be sure to check if there is an "Ultra Label" on the back of the transformer, which is unique to our Ultra Country, which says "M78"

4: It may be that the transformer itself is malfunctioning, please rest assured, we will repair or replace it for you free within 30,000 years. But because I'm busy teaching my apprentice Mebius the "way of selling", I'm going to fly you to the land of Ultra yourself.

5: The spell of the transformation device is not pronounced correctly, our transformation spell is more than 30 bytes long, and the transformation spell must be clear and clear, and the transformation spell must be pronounced word for word, and it must be completed within 3 seconds, so it must be professionally trained, please trouble your Chinese teacher about this. It's all on the spell manual, read it yourself.

6: It may be that Ultraman represented by this transformation device is at odds with you, so I don't want to merge with you to defeat the monster.

7: It may be that your age has not yet reached the age of Ultraman himself, and our Ultraman can only come to Earth to fight at the age of 10,000, which is 18 years old compared to humans. Maybe you're too young to fight monsters, so please wait a few more years.

8: Maybe you don't want to transform because you want to save the earth, but because you love to be in the limelight, and your mentality transformer is clear. If you don't have the right mindset, the shapeshifter can't recognize you as a savior, so you can't transform.

9: Maybe you are holding the transformation device of Ultraman Tiga, but the Ultraman who is meditating in your heart is Eddie, and there is a conflict between the two, so you can't complete the transformation (just take Tiga and Eddie as an analogy)

10: You once insulted the Ultra Transfigurer, the Transformer itself has thoughts, and because you bullied it, it didn't want to cooperate with you when it got angry. Our shapeshifters are very delicate and you should take good care of them.

11: You may be missing the mantra! Remember to shout spells while pressing the transformer! Decibel Demand: Your upstairs and downstairs come to complain about you

12: You may be missing action! Remember to pose as the left wolf and the right leopard after pressing the transformer, and preferably have colorful auspicious clouds behind you!

13: You may be missing monsters! As we all know, Ultraman only transforms when monsters appear!

14: Because your father is not Li Gang!

15: You didn't officially activate the Shapeshifter! To enter the correct product serial number

16: You may not believe in true gods such as Brother Chun and Brother Zeng...... They have sealed your ability to shapeshift

PS: I wish you to defeat your enemies, and if you are not satisfied with our products, or if you still can't defeat your classmates after using them, we will personally dispatch Ultraman to send your classmates to hell

2.

Taylor: "Membius, today I'm going to teach you my ultimate mystery 'Ultra Bomb'!"

Mebius: "The nirvana you created?"

Taylor: "It's not... This trick was taught to me by an earthling..."

Mebius: "What a terrestrial earthling... Who is it?"

Taylor: "Dong Cunrui..."

N.4 Tiga had just come to Ultra Academy, and he said to Instructor Taylor: "The first generation, Jack, Gray, and Parvat look too similar, I can't tell the difference, what should I do?"

Taylor said: You can separate by seeing how they eat.

While eating in the dining hall, he found a worm in the bowl, and it was Jack who screamed;

When eating in the canteen, he found a worm in the bowl, and it was the first generation who picked up the rice bowl and went to the person in charge of the canteen;

When eating in the dining hall, he found a worm in the bowl, and it was Gray who took the worm out and continued to eat;

While eating in the dining hall, he found a worm in the bowl, and it was Parvat who ate the worm with it

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At Ultra Academy, Leo and Hikari are arguing, and Leo says, "You...... If you call again, I'll find someone with a phone call! ”

Hikari said, "You...... You fight! I don't believe it! ”

Then Leo really ran to make a phone call, and when he came back, he put a cruel sentence: "You will know how to die in 30 minutes!!"

At this time, Shikali was very nervous, but there was no way, and 30 minutes later, the school broadcast: "Shikali, you have a visitor, please come to the Student Affairs Office." ”

Although I was scared, I thought it was in the Student Affairs Office, and it should be fine. So he went to the school office, and the "colonel" walked up to him with a smile: "Shikari? ”

Shikari: "I am ......"

"Sorry for waiting, this is the 10 Hawaiian pizz and drenched chicken you ordered, 5,300 yuan."

Shikari: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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One night, the father of Ultra was about to make an announcement, when the power went out suddenly.

Father of Ultra: It doesn't matter if there's a power outage, now I'm going to announce the news, we're going to make up for it this week.

At this time, an Ultraman stood up: You take advantage of our rest time like this, it will only backfire, I am against making up classes.

The father of Ott immediately asked: Which Otto are you?

That Ultraman softened: I'm Hikari.

Father of Ott: Well, Shikari-san, I'll give you a first-class, and exempt you from make-up classes, because you have the audacity to say that this is the most important purpose of education.

At this time, this Ultraman said, "In that case, then I am Mebius."

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Zofe: "Director, many people in the class are obsessed with arcade machines, we have to curb it~~~" Father of Ultra: "It's okay to play games~~~"

Zofie: "You can't underestimate the game, yesterday I went to fight monsters with Xiaomeng, and I was about to end the battle with a special move, Xiaomeng suddenly froze for a long time, and then said frantically: 'Oh no, why is the special kill button missing??? ’

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The five Ott brothers were on patrol when Ott's signature suddenly appeared in the sky

Hazen: "Oh no, it's a distress signal from the principal!" ”

Severn: "It's strange, it came from the toilet, could it be that the principal was attacked when he went to the toilet?" ”

Zoffie: "What else do you want?" Let's go!! ”

So the five brothers hurried back to the door of the school bathroom~~~

Jack: "Headmaster? Are you alright?? ”

The voice of the King of Ultra came from inside: "No~~~ It's okay~~~~ I just forgot to bring the paper ~~~ Please help me bring it ~~~~"

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Jack: "Brother~~~ You must help me get the exam this time!! ”

Severn: "No problem, I'll give you this bracelet, and you'll know the answer when you look at it.

Taylor: "Dad~~~ You have to save me!" ”

Ott's father: "Don't worry, you are my son, can I not let you pass~~ I will simplify the question by then~"

Leo: "Principal~~~ I just transferred here from Leo~~~ I can't drop the chain in this exam!! ”

The King of Ultra: "Okay, you wear my cloak to the exam, and see who dares not to give you a full score~"

As a result, the three of them won the top three in the school

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Ace: "I heard that Diga has never lost a fight in the past two years~~"

Leo: "What? ”

Dinah: "Is there such a thing?" ”

AGUL: "I'm going to fight him!" ”

Shikari: "Let's go, let's go~~"

Five minutes later~~~~

Leo: "Too ~~ too strong~~~ not a level at all~~~"

Ace: "God~~~ Why are you so badly injured?" Could it be that he has practiced some peerless magic skills? ”

Shikari: "Oh! We didn't even see him in person, and we were beaten like this by a horde of Diga maniacs! ”

Note: Tiga madman, the crazy admirer of Tiga, is about 8~10 years old, also known as Diga.