Chapter 4 The toilet is a good place to find out the news
"Wasn't there a lot of food yesterday, my cousin used up all the dishes he prepared at once. I had to come to my house for dinner at night, and I spent more than a dozen G's to get this news from him!"
A dozen G's?
Shao Weijie was stunned for a moment, and questioned angrily: "Then how did he know?"
"He's been in a hole!"
“?”
Shao Weijie wondered if his ears had heard it wrong.
"It's really a hole, I didn't believe it at first," the fat man smiled, "You know, my cousin has the same personality as me, so it's good to have a good time and ask for a secret or something." ”
"You're watching the excitement and you don't want to die! Can this thing sneak in? Be careful that you're being caught!" Shao Weijie simply convinced the two brothers.
"Isn't it, so serious?"
"What do you think?" Shao Weijie was speechless, "Tell me specifically, what's going on?"
Ji Fatzi 1510 told Shao Weijie the specific situation.
It turned out that yesterday afternoon, when the fat man's cousin was delivering food, he heard a few scientific researchers who came to get the food discussing in a low voice, saying what the world inside and what kind of eaves and walls. This aroused his curiosity, and his heart immediately itched.
He simply pretended to deliver the food and returned, but instead rode around the makeshift factory shed on an electric jumper, trying to see something.
The soldiers patrolling around him also knew him and knew that he was delivering food, but they didn't care. As a result, he circled around in a big circle, and he really saw a gap.
It was a cement wall being poured, and next to it was a prefabricated house that had not yet been demolished, after all, it had been built in two or three days, and it was too hasty, and there was an obvious gap between the walls and the boards.
His cousin took advantage of the darkness to widen the crack a few times and burrowed into it.
I went in and found out it was a toilet.
At this time, someone happened to pass by, and he was so frightened that he had to hide in the toilet cubicle.
Outside the toilet walked in a few researchers in white coats, chatting with each other about the world behind the aperture.
Ji Fatty's cousin thought about it, this place is good, it is safe and hidden, and you can hear the secrets, which is really good.
When a few acquaintances go to the toilet together, it is inevitable that they will chat a few words.
The fat man's cousin stayed in the toilet for more than two hours in order to listen, and his legs were numb. When I came out, I lost even the electric bungee that stopped outside.
But don't say it, it did make him hear a lot of information, although it was not very important, but it also made Shao Weijie have some guesses about this world.
"Are you saying that the country is ruled by an emperor surnamed Duan, what does their royal family with the surname Duan have, the secret recipe of one sheep and six candied fruits?" asked Shao Weijie.
"I think, you know, my cousin is a foodie, I can't remember anything else, but I remember it when it has something to do with food. ”
The fat man began to talk again: "The last time he went to the doctor, the doctor asked him while writing his medical records: 'Do you drink?'
He actually replied to the doctor: 'Now?'!
The doctor gave him a blank look and asked, "Do you smoke?"
He replied: One?
Doctor: Please respect yourself!
He turned over his whole body and actually found a bag of peanuts and said, "I'll bring this!"
The fat man said angrily, "Then my cousin was kicked out!"
"So what do you think?" Shao Weijie didn't understand why the fat man was suddenly a little angry, and asked after a moment's hesitation.
"I think my cousin knows how to eat, and he can't even look at people's faces, so are peanuts a side dish?
Depend on. Shao Weijie scolded.
Is it because of the problem with the snacks?
Shao Weijie didn't want to deal with this guy at all.
It just so happened that his parents had already completed the registration and were already calling him.
Shao Weijie thought for a while and said, "Let's move first, and we'll talk about the rest later." ”
The fat man thought about it, it was important, and if he didn't go back to help, he would probably be beaten by his father. remembered another thing and advised: "Then when you arrive, remember to send me your home address!"
"If you use it, I'll look for you tomorrow!" Shao Weijie said casually, if you move, how long will it take!
......
In fact, there is no need to make a big deal about moving, but not small.
At least that's what Shao Weijie thinks, but he doesn't know if he think so.
Anyway, since his mother told relatives and friends the news of his family's move, the seven aunts and eight aunts in his family were more excited than his family. It is also to help look at the house, to discuss the purchase of a car, to say that the bank will eat interest, and to engage in investment.
A few of them were so emotional that they almost quarreled, and they didn't know that they thought they were fighting for family property!
In order to move to see a house, his family was busy for a week.
In the end, at Shao Weijie's insistent request, he chose a high-rise apartment across the street from the original community.
The reason why he chose this place, Shao Weijie also has his own considerations.
And convincing his parents and his enthusiastic relatives was easy.
He said that this place is close to our former home, and the neighborhood is familiar. What if we live here and then expand the scope of relocation? Isn't it okay for our family to ......
Before he finished speaking, his mother made a decision on the spot and set a set.
Fortunately, it was set quickly, because it was not only Shao Weijie's family who was so "discerning", but many people in the neighborhood also thought so, resulting in a lot of housing prices within a radius of several kilometers.
But fortunately, his mother took out a passbook that he treasured and was going to leave for Shao Weijie's daughter-in-law, and many relatives knew that his family had moved and borrowed a lot of money, so he could be considered to have bought it.
Fortunately, it was before the relocation money came down, otherwise the nearby people would have cash, and the house price is estimated to have to double.
Jingle and a phone rings.
Shao Weijie picked up his mobile phone and took a look, it was a fat man.
The low, slightly resentful voice came from the earpiece.
"Hey, Brother Jay. Didn't you say you'd come to me the next day, and it's been almost a week?"
Don't say it, if you don't look at your face and listen to that magnetic voice, you really think that there is a handsome guy on the other side of the phone.
"If there's a fart, let it go!" As soon as he heard the fat man's tone and then thought of his big face, Shao Weijie had goosebumps all over his body.
"Hey, hey. ”
The fat man smiled awkwardly and said the reason for his call: "Brother Jie, isn't there still two days left before class, you copy the papers you sent before the holiday for me." ”
“......?”
Did you send a roll before the holiday?
Shao Weijie, who hadn't done homework for many years, was stunned.
After calculating the time, it seems that school should start in two days, but it seems that I didn't think about this stubble at all when I moved, and I didn't take anything like homework.
Shao Weijie suddenly remembered a question: "Fat man, I want to interview you! How are your grades in our class?"
"Don't you know our grades, it's always been very stable!" The fat man was stunned for a moment, and replied with a smile, "Last time, we took the second place in the class, although we were counted down, but we have made great progress compared to the past." ”
"What about mine?" said Shao Weijie.
"Uh. It seems to be the fourth from the bottom!" The fat man was a little unsure.
Shao Weijie was speechless, and said earnestly: "Fat brother, your brain is a good thing, I hope you will grow it too." How much difference do you think there is between a penultimate and a fourth-to-last! What do you think of it?"
"Hehe, Brother Jie, you don't know, I not only asked you for a roll, I also got Dachun's roll. The fat man said proudly.
"So what?"
"Da Chun is the third from the bottom of our class, and then I will synthesize our papers, with our level, as long as we remove all the answers selected, then the rest is definitely the correct answer!"
Forehead......
Shao Weijie was taken aback, this guy is so stupid.
In the future, whoever dares to say that this fat man only grows flesh and does not grow brains, he will definitely be in a hurry with whom! Look at the smart energy, he will think in reverse!
I didn't bother to follow the guy to say more, after Shao Weijie sent him his address, he hung up with him directly.
Shao Weijie looked at the time, thinking that it would take a while for the fat man to come over, he simply took out a brand-new telescope from his bag and went out with his little book.
With my things in hand, I took the elevator all the way to the rooftop of the building, and came to the edge of the rooftop with a familiar car.
In the past few days, Shao Weijie has not died of thieves, and squatting on the edge of the roof with a telescope every day, in order to be able to observe the square where the aperture appears, Shao Weijie specially chose the tallest house nearby.
Unfortunately, a fully enclosed building the size of a football field has been built on the square, and there is hardly anything to be seen from the outside. Even several nearby buildings are being demolished, and it is estimated that protective buildings will have to be repaired.
In the past few days, many troop carriers have been carrying soldiers every day, and in order to facilitate passage, the original green trees planted on both sides of the road have been removed!
Shao Weijie roughly counted, and the soldiers were afraid that it was about to reach thousands. There are countless guns and ammunition of all kinds, and even heavy weapons have been transported in several large trucks!
Occasionally, I see some medical supplies sent in, and those who don't know think it's supporting the frontline battlefield!
Bang!
Just as he was thinking about it, there was a sound of the door opening from behind him.
Shao Weijie glanced back, only to see two young men walking in outside the door, one was fat, and the other was particularly squinted, and the other was five big and three thick, with a height of more than one meter and eight meters, wearing only a short shirt, revealing a strong muscle.
Shao Weijie pursed his lips, this is indeed true: those with muscles are afraid of heat, and the love of gold teeth is grinning.
In the weather of February and March, if you give me a shirtless shirt, you will freeze to death and count the ball.