"I'm going home. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" Lin Shuhan said softly.

"Good"

"You cook for me"

"Good"

"Don't tell Chen Jie about today's events"

"Good"

Teng Xiaotian replied in a dumb voice, bowed his head slightly, and gently kissed away the tears that had just slipped out of the corners of Lin Shuhan's eyes.

Even if he still hasn't walked out of the city police station at this moment, there are so many eyes around him, but Teng Xiaotian's eyes are only the person in his arms, full of pity, but this incomparably soft aura of Lin Shuhan exudes a burst of coldness to the outside, so that Ding Tao, who has been ignored since he entered the door, can't help but tremble in his heart.

He expected that Teng Xiaotian would definitely give two million for his niece, but the situation in front of him made him feel inexplicably frightened.

Walking out of the police station in the city, he sat in the already low-key black Phaeton, and Teng Xiaotian still hugged Lin Shuhan in a horizontal posture.

"I'm fine, you can sit me down." Although the interior of the car was spacious, Lin Shuhan was not used to being held like this after feeling that he had a little strength, so he said softly.

"No"

"I thought you'd keep saying yes." Lin Shuhan was a little helpless.

"I'm sorry."

"It has nothing to do with you, they must have asked you for money, how much? Lakh? Seeing Teng Xiaotian's complaining appearance, Lin Shuhan couldn't feel sad, but became motherly and began to reconcile the atmosphere.

"Tell me, what did they do to you?" Teng Xiaotian suddenly asked solemnly.

"I didn't ...... Didn't do much to me. Lin Shuhan felt that he was not hiding it, and indeed nothing very bad had happened.

"Tell me honestly, what's going on?" Teng Xiaotian gently touched Lin Shuhan's reddened left cheek and asked distressedly.

"Isn't it obvious, I was slapped, so you can honestly tell me, how much money will come out for me?"

"Two million."

"Two million?!" Lin Shuhan jumped up from Teng Xiaotian's embrace, accidentally rubbed his shoulder, and sat back in pain.

"What's wrong with the shoulder? Is it twisted? Did they get it? Did they kidnap you? ”

"Are you a problem boy? So many questions! I said is it really two million? I was caught so inexplicably, and they asked you for two million? "Lin Shuhan is really distressed.

"And four gold bars."

"And gold bars? Give money back to gold bars? You have a lot of money and you don't have anywhere to spend it, right? ”

"I don't know, the gold bars they gave first, and then they opened the price of two million." Teng Xiaotian really didn't know, if he knew in advance that Ding Tao was going to give two million by himself, he wouldn't have a hard time with the money, and gave him four gold bars.

"Go to the Commission for Discipline Inspection and report them, what is this, it's asking for bribes." Lin Shuhan said indignantly.

"If the Commission for Discipline Inspection is useful, there will be no corrupt officials in these years. Don't worry, I'll get it back. ”

"Two million, and gold bars, it's really painful." Lin Shuhan said while holding his chest.

"Do you know who you look like right now?" Looking at Lin Shuhan's distressed look, Teng Xiaotian couldn't help but feel a little funny.

Why does this sound so familiar? It seems that someone has said this to themselves. suddenly thought about it, and glanced at Teng Xiaotian: "Don't say I'm like your mother." ”

"I don't have a mother, I'm an orphan, I grew up in an orphanage." Teng Xiaotian said lightly.

Although he didn't feel sad, Lin Shuhan felt very guilty when he heard this, he had no parents since he was a child, such a handsome, gentle, gentle and considerate man turned out to be an orphan, how pitiful, and his own words actually led to other people's sadness. With deep self-blame, Lin Shuhan felt that he needed to change the topic and adjust the atmosphere.

"I'll tell you a joke."

"Huh?" Teng Xiaotian suddenly couldn't turn around, what is in this girl's head, shouldn't it be herself who comforts people at this time?

"Look at how you usually look like a good man, no one must have told you meat jokes."

"You still tell meat jokes, huh? How I don't know. The corners of Teng Xiaotian's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself: Is it good for men to tell women, shouldn't it be Xiao Su's kid, when he comes back from the United States, he will feel good with him.

"It is said that there was an adult man who came to a hotel, and he saw that there were a lot of beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss, why are there so many beautiful cars, and the boss told him, I have a five-year-old son, and he does three things, if you can do it, you can pick one of the cars here and drive away, if you can't, just leave your car, many people can't do it, so ......"

Lin Shuhan said with interest: "This man thought to himself, what a five-year-old child can do, I can't do it, so he gave it a try." The owner took him to a room with a nice nude. Female, the child went over and kissed her, he followed, and then the child went over and touched the whole body of the beauty, and he did it, and the third thing, the child took out his little brother and bent it three times...... Hahahaha. After Lin Shuhan finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh to himself.

"Isn't it funny? Or are your laughs too high? Seeing that Teng Xiaotian didn't react, Lin Shuhan couldn't help but stare at him up and down.

"You don't have to look at it, mine can still bend, but if you look at it again, you won't know."

"Cut, is there any shame in being an elder?" Lin Shuhan jumped from Teng Xiaotian's arms to the seat next to him and looked at him with disdain.

"It's this kind of joke you tell yourself, do you understand it, or is it my fault? Besides, I'm not ...... in the first place."

"Stop! Don't talk about this topic. I'll tell you another joke about the academic tyrant. "Lin Shuhan understands that it is actually dangerous for a man to repeatedly emphasize to you that this kind of thing means that he has the most primitive desire for you.

Of course, if a man only says that he loves you, and even cares about you very much in behavior, but never has a physical reaction, then at least the relationship between you cannot be defined as the relationship between men and women. At this time, even if he understood Teng Xiaotian's thoughts, Lin Shuhan was still reluctant to face it, mainly because he didn't know how to face it, so it was better to pretend that he didn't know anything. Isn't one of the rights to be a beautiful woman to know that the other person likes her, but pretend to be friends? Ha ha.

"Xueba-level ......, it would be nice if you were a Xueba......" Teng Xiaotian muttered in a low voice.

"Let's say there was a man sitting on a state-of-the-art luxury jet airliner, and suddenly he had a severe stomach ache and wanted to have diarrhea, but all the men's toilets were full. He couldn't hold it back, so he asked the flight attendant to let him use the ladies' toilet. The flight attendant was a little embarrassed, but she still agreed to let him go, and she was very worried that she would repeatedly tell him not to touch anything, and she would come out as soon as she had diarrhea. So he went into the girls' toilet in a panic. When he finished pulling, his expression was relaxed for a while, and he found that there were three buttons next to the toilet, which were written HW, HA, ATR, and he was very curious, thinking about what must be special about such an advanced toilet, but he also remembered the advice of the stewardess. However, I was still curious, so I pressed the first button that said HW...... Hey! I squirted hot water from behind to clean my ass. Excellent! It turned out to mean HotWater. HotWater understands? Hot water. Lin Shuhan explained to Teng Xiaotian as he spoke.

"Well, go ahead."

The man thought to himself, "That's classy! Hurriedly look at the second button, it says HA should be HotAir, hot! Sure enough, after pressing the button, a gentle hot air was sent. It's so interesting! What exactly does the third one mean when it says ATR? So he pressed the third button, and suddenly there was a sharp pain, and his eyes turned black and dizzy. Hahahaha. Do you know what ATR means? Lin Shuhan was already laughing until he was clutching his stomach.

Teng Xiaotian clearly felt a faint egg pain.