"Hello! Su Bai". Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When the girl saw Su Bai, the corners of her mouth floated up, her little face showed a cute smile, she stretched out her thin white hand and waved, with childishness, and took the initiative to greet Su Bai.

Facing the cute girl to greet him warmly, Su Bai's face was expressionless, although the other party was such a cute beautiful girl, but at the moment Su Bai was like a, he would not have any thoughts about the beauty, and more importantly, he could be sure that he didn't know each other, but the other party almost drank all his snacks and drinks, not only that, but also brought his most beloved Hatsune with the same headphones.

Who are you? Su Bai stood at the door and asked a little angrily.

I, the girl suddenly stood up from the chair, spun around, and then stopped, like an idol on TV, posed (pose), one hand crossed her waist, her small hand made a scissor hand, put it next to her face, spit out a small pink tongue, and the surroundings seemed to be shining, and said, I am the goddess of the heavenly realm "Asteria".

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In the face of such a nervous answer from a beautiful girl, the atmosphere began to be a little awkward, but Su Bai, who received modern Marxist education, was very calm, and slowly took out his mobile phone without hurry, dialed 110, and the phone beeped a few times, and it was connected, "Police, a girl broke into my house and made a mess of my house, by the way, she also said that she was the goddess of the heavenly realm, there may be mental problems, please deal with it quickly."

Noble status, respected, believing, and loved by countless people, originally wanted to get along with Su Bai, but in the face of such enthusiasm and loveliness, that Su Bai guy turned out to be nervous and abnormal, and asked the police to arrest him, so excessive, Asteria "Ah, how can you do this", he angrily jumped from the chair and pounced on Su Bai like a cat, but Su Bai calmly held the hand of the doorknob and closed the door.

Bang!

A dull voice came, and Astyria's little head came into close contact with the door, and it hurt! Sitting on the ground, Astria's little hand touched her forehead, which was a little red and swollen, puffed up her cheeks, stood up angrily, twisted the doorknob, and found that the door was locked by Su Bai with a key, and patted the door angrily, shouting, "Su Bai, open the door for me." But after a few taps on the door, Su Bai ignored it, Asteria wrinkled her nose, snorted, took a step back, raised the little girl, and kicked hard at the door.

"Bang!"

There was a loud bang, the whole room was shocked, the door of the room was kicked away, and it was set on the wall on the other side, Su Bai was startled, turned his head to see this scene, and was dumbfounded, is this a person? It's a monster completely, and seeing Asteria puff out her little cheeks and stare at her with a pair of beautiful eyes, Su Bai felt bad and immediately wanted to run away, but the next second she felt a pair of small hands grab her arms, and then her whole body flew up, and a perfect over-the-shoulder fall, Su Bai fell heavily to the ground.

Hiss~ It hurts!

Su Bai screamed in pain, and saw Asteria sitting on top of him, and the little fist was about to greet his face, remembering the terrifying appearance of Asteria kicking the door away, this is going to be repaid, Su Bai was so frightened that he hurriedly blocked his hands in front of his face, and shouted, spare his life!

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Su Bai was afraid to close his eyes, didn't dare to open his eyes, blocked his face with his hands, waited for a while, but the fist never fell, Su Bai breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the girl would not beat herself, and slowly opened her eyes, but as soon as she took away the hand that was blocking her face, she saw a small pink fist, hitting her face, Su Bai screamed in pain again, followed by the blow of the storm, and finally Su Bai's nose was blue and her face was swollen, and Astheria snorted softly, sat on the sofa, pouted, turned her head over, took a bag of potato chips in her hand, and tore open the package, Reached in with his thin white hand, grabbed a large handful of potato chips, stuffed them into his mouth and ate them in a big gulp, ignoring Su Bai's appearance. It's like a little girl sulking and venting by eating.

On the other side, Su Bai, who was lying on the ground, secretly glanced at Asteria in fear, and found that the other party didn't care about him, so he immediately secretly squirmed towards the door, "It seems that I just watched the comic "Dead Dead Corpse" The scene is like this, a mysterious person suddenly broke into the room, and then the male protagonist was tortured and killed, and turned into a dead corpse with pain, is it so coincidental, today is unlucky, I met a violent person, a hero does not suffer a loss in front of him, and his life matters."

Su Bai secretly got down on the ground like a caterpillar wriggling on the ground, and after a while, he finally approached the door, because he had just entered the house, and the door was not closed, so Su Bai jumped up from the ground, and ran out of the house at a speed that even surprised him, leaving this dangerous place first, and saying, when the police come, leave it to them to solve, and his own life is the most important, because there are so many anime that he has not finished watching, how can he die.

However, as soon as Su Bai stepped out of the door with his front foot, he felt a small hand on his shoulder, and suddenly, Su Bai's body stiffened, swallowed his saliva, and his heart lifted up, thinking that he would be violently beaten in the next second.

At this time, I just saw two policemen wearing police ~ uniforms outside the door appear from the corner, and the speed of the police station is so fast? Now Su Bai doesn't care so much, suddenly seeing hope, he immediately broke free of his shoulders and little hands, and shouted, Uncle policeman, help, like a long-lost relative rushed over with tears in his eyes.

The two policemen were stunned and looked at each other, but Asteria didn't care, and sat back on the sofa. And Su Bai suddenly hid behind the two policemen, pointed to his house and said, A violent person broke into my house, not only ate the snacks I bought, but also beat me, but after Su Bai finished speaking, the two policemen were indifferent, but turned their heads to stare at Su Bai, and Su Bai suddenly realized that something was wrong at this time, both policemen were carrying black bags in their hands, and one end of the bag was exposed to the lock picking tool.

"Brother Biao, this kid found out we were stealing", said a skinny policeman, so kill him, the big brother replied.

I'll go, the thief in the police uniform, why is he so unlucky, just left the tiger's mouth and entered the wolf's den, but the despicable Su Bai suddenly thought about it, and hurriedly shouted, the eldest brother spares his life, and the younger brother has a lot of money in the family, and he is willing to give it to the two eldest brothers.

Oh?

The two thieves were stunned for a moment, and when they saw the open door, like a girl's open legs waiting for themselves to explore, Brother Biao showed an interesting expression to Su Bai and walked towards Su Bai's house, and Su Bai of course walked in front like a slave. "They won't let go of themselves, and Su Bai understands this, so it's better to take the initiative."

Walking into the house, Brother Biao and the younger brother were slightly stunned, and saw the extremely cute Asteria sitting on the sofa, and actually strode towards Asteria with a lewd smile, and the other thief also made a **** laugh on the side, seeing this Su Bai sighed silently, and mourned for the two thieves for a second, hehe, dead Taoist friend, immortal poor monk, Su Bai snickered and said that one of them didn't pay attention, and ran out of the door, and Brother Biao was about to make a move on Asteria, and the other thief was startled when he saw Su Bai running away, but Su Bai closed the door at once, And with lightning speed, he wiped the key in and locked the door.

Next second!

The miserable and painful screams came out, continuously, stinging nerves, Su Bai outside the door heard a tremble, it hurt to think about it, the result was already doomed, to be able to kick a door away, and set it on the wall, this is obviously not something that ordinary people can do, the girl who calls herself a goddess is obviously a monster in human skin, or feel like running, Su Bai is a little weak, but for a second it seems that time stands still, everything freezes suddenly in front of him, and he returns to the room and sits on the sofa.