The difference between a fool and a joke is that a joke entertains himself while entertaining others, while a fool is simply sacrificing himself to entertain others. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Yang Hao felt this way at this time, if he put on a green hat for Chen Hongzhi in front of him, this guy could simply pretend to be Uncle Lei Feng.

"Hehe, then thank you Chen Gongzi for your kindness." Yang Hao was not polite, and raised his chin towards Wu Tingting: "Let's go, since someone is crying and shouting for a treat, then let's give him a chance, just taste what this Italian gnocchi soup tastes like." ”

"Brother Yang Hao is really joking, this is a Michelin restaurant, not a Northeast dumpling restaurant, where did the gnocchi soup come from." Chen Hongzhi found a little stubble.

Yang Hao looked at him with contempt, and said with contempt: "Yo, Chen Gongzi doesn't know, this Italian cuisine is actually quite similar to Northeast cuisine, aren't the three famous Italian dishes big baked cakes, roasted lamb legs, and gnocchi soup?" ”

Burst!

Chen Hongzhi almost fainted, what the hell is meowing is the three famous dishes of Italy? Pit daddy, you're still a big baked cake, I think you kid is a baked cake, your whole family is a baked cake!

He slandered, but he didn't want to turn his face with Yang Hao now, he hadn't entered the restaurant yet, the audience was too small, and the pit was not big enough, bear with it again, and get it back with all the profits later!

Chen Hongzhiqiang said with a smile: "Brother Yang Hao, you are so humorous, I have heard of the roast lamb shank of the three famous Italian dishes you mentioned, this is indeed a traditional Italian dish, but I have never seen any Italian restaurant with big baked cakes and gnocchi soup." ”

Yang Hao pouted: "Hehe, that's because you don't know much, if you don't believe it, I'll let the chef in the restaurant show you a look and open your eyes." ”

Chen Hongzhi didn't speak with a dark face, walked quickly to the restaurant, and only when he arrived at the door did he explain to the waiter stiffly: "The pair of dog men and women in the back are guests I invited, don't stop it." ”

He gritted his steel teeth and swallowed it in his stomach, and made up his mind that he must dig a huge pit for Yang Hao later, so that he would lose face!

The waiter looked confused, thinking that Chen Hongzhi must be sick, and he was not lightly ill, otherwise how could he invite the enemy to eat a meal with an average consumption of thousands per capita?

Yang Hao and Wu Tingting walked into the restaurant unimpeded this time, to be honest, the decoration of this store is still very careful, which not only restores the different style of the Mediterranean, but also takes into account the modern sense of fashion.

In a word, the force is high enough.

Chen Hongzhi also brought his female companion to pretend to be forced today, no, he came to dinner, the other party was a third-rate starlet who had just made a bad movie.

Although it is third-rate, but the appearance is still good, Chen Hongzhi proudly introduced Yang Hao: "Brother Yang Hao, this is ......"

Yang Hao didn't listen to it at all, he didn't care who the green tea was on the other side, anyway, it wasn't the dish on his plate, what were you doing with all that effort?

He coughed lightly: "Ahem, Chen Gongzi, no need to introduce, I'm here to eat today, so hurry up and order, I still have something to do after eating." ”

Chen Hongzhi could only swallow back the words that followed, Yang Hao didn't play cards according to the routine at all, shouldn't he be polite and then highlight the gap between himself and him?

Look at me, it's all female stars, and then look at you, you can only play female college students, this is the gap, shouldn't it be this rhythm? Chen Hongzhi was puzzled.

But Yang Hao had already picked up the menu and started ordering, and it was still in Italian, which almost didn't surprise Chen Hongzhi and the female star's jaws.

It is not uncommon for guests to come here to eat fluently in English, and it is normal to be able to speak a few words of French.

It is very rare to speak Italian so slippery, except for those professional translators who come out of the embassy, only real Italians remain.

Chen Hongzhi couldn't help but ask: "Yang Hao, ...... you Didn't you major in International Finance, did you also minored in Italian? ”

Yang Hao shrugged his shoulders, his face was light: "The reason why international finance is called international finance is that the focus is 'international', so I know a little bit of language, is there anything unusual about this?" ”

Puff puff!

Chen Hongzhi and the female star almost vomited blood to death, and said in his heart that you kid don't give other people who study international finance a way to live!

After Yang Hao finished ordering food for himself and Wu Tingting, he pointed at Chen Hongzhi, and then said to the waiter: "This friend of mine has a bit of a funny brain, he just had to bet with me that you Italians will never be able to understand the profound language and culture of our country." ”

"For example, your pasta clam cream soup should translate to 'gnocchi soup' in our country, but he bet me that if I ordered the name of the dish, you Italians would never understand it."

Yang Hao's righteous indignation looked, and his acting skills were absolutely full marks: "Isn't this Chi Guoguo's contempt for your Italian's language talent, you say, brother?" ”

The waiter glanced at Chen Hongzhi, who looked like he was not beaten, and nodded vigorously to Yang Hao: "It's too bullying, but the language of your country is really too complicated, besides, brother, you speak Italian so well, better than me, an Italian, it's really amazing!" ”

Yang Hao smiled: "Thank you for the compliment, that brother, you can cooperate with me in a play later, it's like this......"

After speaking, he switched to Chinese and deliberately said loudly to the waiter: "Little Er, bring my brother a bowl of pimple soup!" ”

Wow!

The nearby guests were dumbfounded, thinking that where did this mountain cannon come from, and they actually ran to an Italian restaurant to get some pimple soup, this is a bag in their heads, right?

Chen Hongzhi also laughed, waiting to see Yang Hao's jokes.

But in the next second, a scene that made everyone's jaws drop appeared.

I saw the waiter answer in stiff Chinese: "Okay, sir, a piece of pimple soup, do you need anything else?" ”

Chen Hongzhi was so shocked that he almost didn't jump up, grabbed the waiter, and stammered and asked, ", you really have a pimple soup here?!" ”

The waiter looked at him like a hillbilly, lowered his voice to prevent other guests from hearing, and nodded: "Yes, there must be, the three famous dishes in Italy, roast lamb shank, big baked cakes, and gnocchi soup, sir, do you need to order a set, now is the opening of the big reward, the three famous dishes are ordered together with a discount, as long as 998." ”

Burst!

Chen Hongzhi was really about to vomit blood, his consciousness was blurred, and he nodded in a daze: "The three famous dishes of Italy, I ...... Of course I know, so I'll give it to me...... Let's have one, no, two, my girlfriend wants one set too. ”

As a result, the waiter gave him another knife: "Okay, two sets of three famous dishes, do you want to fry the big baked cakes on one side or on both sides?" (To be continued.) )