Chapter 192: Slutty Lee

In the deep sea, the night is quiet, there is no water in Taiwan, and the tense atmosphere of the coming big war is unaware that someone has already hit him with an idea. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

A pretending to be B, a little bit of Wang Baqi, the ancient immortals who returned victoriously drove back to school, that slut Li Youxiang had already been thrown at the gate of the bar by a bunch of livestock, no one would care what this girl thought, and it didn't matter if she was a beauty or not, it had nothing to do with them.

As soon as he returned to school, of course, Gu Le would not be subtle, and personally sent the flowers back to the dormitory. I don't know how to chant poetry, I don't know how to make a smooth tone, I don't create a slow atmosphere of ancient music, I don't have any ambitions, I don't even hold a comfortable little hand, I'm honestly more gentleman than a gentleman, I wasted a big opportunity, if I change other male creatures, quasi-oil, and honey, I don't take the opportunity to determine the relationship between the barbarians, by the way, touch the tits, maybe I can push it down if I'm lucky, and press my sister behind a big tree, or in the grass, and play a field war.

Gu Le, who wasted the opportunity in vain, had no regrets, as soon as he stepped into the 102 bedroom, a group of Wang Ba beasts all had strange expressions!

"This is so unconscionable!" Li Feng was the first to hold back.

Chu Han was crisp and neat: "We all thought that we would go to open the house, at least we would have to come back in another hour, did nothing really happen?" ”

Shen Xiaoyang was even closer to Gu Le, up and down, from head to toe, carefully looked at Gu Le's body, not letting go of any clues, trying to find even a single piece of grass and a little dirt from Gu Le's body, so as to prove that Gu Le was a fast gunner, and he shot almost as soon as he inserted it, otherwise how could he come back so quickly? It's unprecedented, and Shen Daxia never believed that there were male animals in this world who didn't eat fish, let alone such a good cabbage, Gu Le would not move his evil thoughts? However, Shen Xiaoyang spent nearly ten minutes, and he was about to let people take a magnifying glass, but he didn't see a little bit on Gu Le, and finally had to say coldly: "Grass, beauties are not on it, are you a man?" ”

A heartache, the sky has no eyes!

Gu Le smiled, didn't say much, how did he know, Gu Le put a long line to catch a big fish. Ignoring the three brutes, he went straight to the bathroom and took a good shower, then climbed into bed in a pair of superhuman pants.

Li Feng's bedroom is comfortable, there is no need to worry about no one changing the sheets and no one washing the quilt, almost once every three days, enough to be clean. And the 102 bedroom is surprisingly weird today, the three animals who have always been like night owls, all chose to turn off the lights to sleep, just when Gu Le was almost asleep, the mobile phone pressed under the pillow buzzed and rang three times.

Gu Le, whose ears were as sensitive as cats, reacted immediately, took out his mobile phone, it was a text message, an unfamiliar number, very weird, and when he opened it, he had a line of words: "Lonely as snow!" ”

It's a very strange piece of information, and the curious tomcat will definitely choose to come back.

However, Gu Le not only did not reply, but put the phone back, turned over, and continued to sleep, but within two minutes, the ringtone rang again, and he took it out again to see, this time there were many words, very explicit: "Alone in the empty room, the night is long, and I have no intention of sleeping!" ”

Gu Le ignored it, but the ringing continued, becoming more and more explicit, almost seeing the yellow tone, no one hurt her husband when she died, and no one was satisfied after holding it for more than half a year; What kind of lust burns himself, but there is no fire extinguishing stick, a resentful woman, a slut.

At first, Gu Le thought that the fairy was brainless and deliberately teased him, but after thinking about it, he didn't find that there was such a talent around him, and the woman he knew was either a queen or a simple sister, it was impossible to do such a cheap and amazing act, and if he wanted to be coquettish, he would sell it in front of him, so there was no need to hang his appetite. Later, I suspected that it was a boring and boring, a certain otaku who had nothing to do, something was wrong with the house, and he used weird text messages to coax bad children, and then he thought it was a text message that deceived people of money, but with the text messages sent one by one, Gu Le indeed, the person on the other end of the mobile phone, is definitely a woman.

Gu Le thought about it for a while and sent a message: "How do you know my phone number?" ”

The unfamiliar number quickly knocked on the word "Thousands of miles of marriage, and the vast sea of people finally see love, this is fate and separation!" ”

"If you have fate, you can't disturb people's sleep, there will be retribution!"

"There's no way, the widow who died of her husband has no children and no daughters, and the retribution is only happy when it comes, it is best to be raped while walking in the middle of the night, and you can also experience the taste of being tyrannized!" Strange numbers don't know how to be polite and shameful.

Gu Le smiled and replied, "You can see it, you are brave enough!" ”

"I've seen it early, men are happy these days, and if you are a woman, of course you have to hunt around!" The code number is justified.

Gu Le was crisp and neat: "Then why don't you make chickens?" Every day is really enjoyable. ”

"You're really right, I didn't get married, I really did it, lie down and enjoy, the money is fast, one hand in bed kung fu, practice is like a god, can blow and play, can play in front and back, eighteen kinds of bed art, proficient in everything, do you want to give it a try, sister kung fu package you are satisfied."

Gu Le was dumbfounded, and replied very simply, "No!" ”

Strange numbers don't give up: "Why? Sister doesn't take your money? ”

"If you don't collect money, you won't come, I'm afraid of getting sick!"

"Don't worry, my sister hasn't done this business for a long time, Bing Qingyu has been clean for more than half a year, one has no AIDS, two has no syphilis, three has no gonorrhea, recently planned to hang a big son, just went to the hospital to make a virgin Mo, do you want to give it a try, it will be red."

Gu Le finally guessed that this woman was abnormal, and stubbornly replied: "If you don't come, I'm still afraid of getting sick!" ”

"What kind of disease are you afraid of?" There was a big question mark in the text message.

"Neurotic!" As soon as he replied, Gule decisively shut down.

Inexplicably, there are really everyone in these years, and it is not that there are no more disturbing dreams in the middle of the night, either to ask people to get up and pee, or to open the chaos of the eighteenth generation of ancestors. Could it be that this has become popular recently, perhaps saying that there are too many divorced widows in the deep sea, and there are too few ducks, and the girls who can't stand the loneliness have changed their appetites and played mysterious? However, Gu Le didn't take this matter to heart, put the phone down, and continued to sleep.

On the balcony of a private villa in Hongkou Tilan Park, a scantily dressed, graceful woman holding a mobile phone, has laughed so much that tears have flowed out, the man who doesn't know her is absolutely like a goddess, and the man who has tasted this woman is amazing, and the man who has suffered from her all calls this woman a slut, a full witch.

And with this slut's cleverness, this is in line with her long-line fishing methods.

I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, this is to describe a man. Hanging people's appetites and letting men die and come back to life is a woman's trick.

"Don't worry, my sister will play slowly with you, I don't believe that there is no man in this world who I can't conquer!" A certain female idiot smiled, with a confident face, and didn't care about the salivating eyes in the villas next door.

Gu Le slept peacefully this night, or this nest slept comfortably. Just like before being reborn, I got up on time, ran a few laps around the playground, ran a few times to be immortal, was in good spirits, had a good breakfast, and returned to the dormitory in good spirits, and the three animals had long since disappeared, as expected. didn't care, he found out Shen Xiaoyang's treasured belongings for many years, Li Feng's good cigarettes, made a cup of tea, sat in front of the computer, and grinded for more than two hours.

An eye-catching kung fu, Mr. Cang's several wonderful beds were enjoyable, and the ancient immortals who didn't want to lower their own fire had to go out for a stroll, took a look at the campus scenery, went to a class for the first time, and listened to a large number of "high-minded talks", except for finding a few good-looking post-90s girls, they didn't gain at all, and they were very neat and flashing.

This is the second day of the ancient immortals returning to school, and they feel that life is as lonely as snow!

In this year's college life, all mess around, and it's hard to find a few talents, either to arch cabbage, chic life, or to mix a graduation certificate to go home to show off, there are not many climates, such days, it's a waste of life. I was lamenting the values of life and the problems of education, and the mobile phone in my pocket was very ignorant of the current affairs.

Gu Le didn't even look at it, and when he picked it up, it was a familiar voice.

This voice is Liu Junye, who rushed from Taiwan overnight.

"Brother Gu!" Liu Jun's voice was also calm.

Gu Le, who never liked to keep his phone number and name, didn't know where it was sacred, so he had to say, "It's me." ”

Liu Jun also said bluntly: "Brother Gu, I'm Liu Junye." ”

Gu Le remembered this person, although he had only met him once, but it didn't take much time, that is, two or three days, and he had a good impression of this prince of the Four Seas Gang and Lin Hongru and others, and he was a friend worth making, so he said a kind word casually.

"Brother Gu, I'm in the deep sea now, if I have time, can I see each other." Liu Jun also paused.

"What happened?" Gu Le is not a stupid bird, Liu Jun also asked to meet, and immediately knew that something must have happened, with the power of Liu Jun and others, he would actually take the initiative to find the door, I am afraid that the matter is not small. And listening to the tone, it seems to be in a hurry.

However, the ancient immortals who are so idle that they don't mind pulling people along, after all, this beast is born recklessly, and he generally won't do things that are uneven, but at first sight, he won't do anything about sticking a knife in his friend's ribs, but he also knows a truth, that is, it's better to make money than to earn favors, as long as the thing is not big, help a gang, and there is no loss to yourself?

Liu Jun also thought for a while on the other end of the phone, and said, "It's not clear on the phone, it's better for us to meet!" ”

Gu Le reported an address, hung up the phone, collected his feelings, and walked slowly towards the outside of the school.

Almost as soon as I arrived at the school gate, a taxi stopped in front of me, and it was not only Liu Jun who walked down, but also the little Japanese devil Yamamotono got out of the car.

And the arrival of these two people is bound to disrupt the quiet life of Gu Le, and the ancient immortals who originally wanted to mix in the deep sea for a year and a half and spend a little time were once again trapped in the vortex of right and wrong.

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It's five years late, and there are only two chapters tomorrow, and I've been thinking about the plot for the past two days, and I'm sure my friends can see it, and the climax is coming. (To be continued.) )