Chapter 30 Four Major Programs for School Celebration - Sketches
Lin Feng stood at the front desk to watch the show, and the show at the front desk soon came to the seventh, and it was also a relatively high-quality program, "Are You Happy?" co-starred by Muggle brothers and college students. 》
As soon as the stage opened, it was in a dormitory, first a college student dressed in an old-fashioned dress with a pair of big glasses stood in front of the stage and read a monologue, "My name is Du Jiang, my family environment is not good, so I study very hard, the counselor said that I am very likely to get a scholarship this time, but I only scored 62 points in English in this exam!" Then Du Jiang walked into the dormitory with his head down. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey, brother, how is this time? The first-class scholarship didn't run, did it? Jiang Zhonghua put his arms around Du Jiang's neck and pulled down the bed in the dormitory, "How can you say that you have to treat yourself if you get a first-class scholarship!" ”
"No, I only scored 62 points in English, and this scholarship is in vain!" Du Jiang lowered his head and said dejectedly.
"How is it possible, how can you be such a serious and hard-working person with only 62 points in English?" Jiang Zhonghua looked incredulous.
"I have a poor foundation, and I can't compare with you!" Du Jiang raised his head and said this.
"Hey, if you want me to say, what's the use of studying so hard so hard" Lu Bin, who was playing games, turned around, "University, in fact, things other than books are more important." Now you can go all over the world by mastering foreign languages, computers, driving, and bragging. What's the use of you doing this? We're not the material for scientific research. People are mixed in society, such as me, Lu Bin, a master of "CS", is well-known in the JS area, and fame is an intangible asset......"
"Hey, speaking of games, the fourth child in our dormitory hasn't been seen for a while, right? Every time I call him out to play the game, the person is not there! Jiang Zhonghua said.
"Don't mention him, I haven't seen him live in the dormitory for a few days since I had a girlfriend! Every time the person who plays the game is not there, today I heard that his girlfriend successfully applied for poor students, and the tuition fee was reduced by half! Now this girl must be celebrating with her girlfriend somewhere! Lu Bin said a little angrily.
"His girlfriend applied for a poor student successfully? She must have spent more than me on eating and drinking Lazar! This can also apply for the success of poor students, but we Du Jiang have not succeeded! Jiang Zhonghua was a little incredulous.
"Don't say more, now this society depends on relationships, even the school is no exception, the girl has a good time, all kinds of relationships are good, and it is said that her parents are divorced, in line with the most basic application for poor students." Lu Bin smiled, and turned around to play the game again.
"Du Jiang, people, don't be so brainless! Nowadays, this social relationship is much more important than learning, whether you play the computer or have a skill, there is always a source for dealing with people! Jiang Zhonghua patted Du Jiang's neck and said.
"But I only learn!" Du Jiang Nuonuo replied, his head bowed very much.
"Then buy a computer, my friend has a second-hand computer to sell, he bought it for 4600, used it for half a year, and now he plans to replace it with a new one, and the 2000 yuan is for sale! What do you think? The test is not considered! Jiang Zhonghua said in a seductive tone.
Du Jiang's eyes lit up, he didn't want to have a computer, but it cost at least more than 3,000 yuan, and his family couldn't afford it.
"Forget it, two thousand yuan is too much!" Du Jiang shook his head and didn't say anything more.
"In this way, the last time I held an event for the school, the activity fund allocated me 4500, and I only spent 3,005 in the end, and I will sponsor you another 1,000, as long as you can get a thousand yuan, you can have the first computer in your life!" Jiang Zhonghua gritted his teeth and said directly.
"You're embezzlement?" Du Jiang's eyes lit up like lanterns, and he couldn't believe that Jiang Zhonghua could do it.
"What do you say? I'm also making money with my ability! Jiang Zhonghua glanced at Du Jiang and waved his hand disdainfully, "Which student doesn't leave some funds for himself when he holds an event!" ”
"This" Du Jiang's eyes were still round, a little incredulous.
"Don't do this or that, so don't die studying, you mortals are flexible, you don't have to pay a dime from your family for four years of college tuition!" After Jiang Zhonghua finished speaking, he put his hand on Du Jiang's body again, "So in the future, you will mix with me, practice games with me if you don't have any special skills, and when the time comes, there will be topics to communicate with people, and if you have friends, you will have a way to make money!" ”
"Okay, I'll ask my mom to figure it out!" Du Jiang stood up, picked up his phone and called his mother.
"Mom, I want to buy a computer!" Du Jiang wanted to go out of the dormitory to make this call, but Jiang Zhonghua was pulled in the dormitory and asked him to finish the call in the dormitory.
"No, the original price is more than 4,000, my classmate is cheap, 1000 is given to me!"
"What? Can't do it now? Why don't you sell your cattle? No, no, no! Then I'd rather not buy it! ”
"Oh, sister? What about that! After Du Jiang finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
"Isn't it just a cow? It's a big deal to eat less beef, why is it so grinding! Jiang Zhonghua on the side sneered.
Du Jiang's face flushed, but he didn't say anything.
Then the lights went dark and a man held up a sign that said a year later.
Then the lights came on again, and in the dormitory, three people were sitting together and playing games.
Jiang Zhonghua: "Quick, Du Zi, there is someone behind you, get him with a gun!" ”
"Wait, watch me hang that girl with a knife." Du Jiang was very skillful and stepped forward to kill the kid.
At this moment, a woman in formal clothes came to the door of the dormitory, followed by an old woman dressed very dirty.
I saw the woman in formal clothes say, "Du Jiang's mother, don't worry! In front of it is the Dujiang dormitory! ”
"Teacher, let's not be in a hurry, Du Jiang, this kid actually hung up three subjects, this kid has always been a good kid who loves to learn, there must be something wrong!" The old woman said with a worried face, "This time I came up without telling his father, if Du Jiang's father knew about this child's academic performance, he would have to hang him up and beat him!" ”
"It's okay, it's okay, don't get excited!" So saying, the counselor led the old woman to the front of the dormitory, and the door of the dormitory opened, and they went straight into the dormitory.
As a result, the three of them were happily playing CF.
Then Du Jiang's mother was anxious at the moment, "Little rabbit, what are you doing!" ”
As soon as Du Jiang turned around, he saw that the person who came was his mother! was stunned at the moment, and shouted out of his mouth: "Mom! ”
"Little rabbit cub, you let the family sell the cow, and let your father sell blood for you to use it like this?" As soon as Du Jiang's mother said this, her tears fell first, and then she choked up, and it took a long time to finish the sentence "You can't even go to college".
"Mom" Du Jiang was stunned there, this computer was made up by selling cattle at home and selling blood by his father?
Not only Du Jiang, but Jiang Zhonghua and Lu Bin next to him also looked stupid, is there such a family in China? A computer is even going to sell blood? The two of them were stunned and dumbfounded, completely unable to believe such a fact.
"Du Jiang's mother, don't cry, Du Jiang is a sensible child, he knows what to do!" The counselor came up at this time, came to Du Jiang's mother's side, and whispered to Du Jiang's mother, and gave Du Jiang an obvious look, the audience below couldn't help but laugh when they looked at such a look, the main look, how to say it, it was too obvious.
"Mom! But now I'm making enough money to pay for my college tuition on my computer! Du Jiang was still a little stubborn.
"Yes! You have earned enough tuition, but the school is now considering dissuading you, you know? Du Jiang's mother said and threw the persuasion notice in her hand to Du Jiang.
"Du Jiang, go to college, go to college! No matter what you want to do, you can't afford to fall behind in your studies first! If you can't even graduate from college, what's the use of being able to do it? After graduation, I will go back to farming with your mother? Du Jiang's mother cried with a sad face.
"Me!" Du Jiang raised his head and looked at his mother, but he couldn't say anything.
"Du Jiang, it's good to have the ability to make money, but you can't fall behind in your basic studies! Mom doesn't have high requirements for you, at least take a college diploma and go home! Du Jiang's mother covered her mouth and looked at her son, her eyes were both familiar and unfamiliar.
"Well, Mom, I'll go to school well!" Du Jiang walked in front of his mother very seriously and said.
"Good! Remember, son, cultural knowledge will stay with you for the rest of your life! Du Jiang's mother said this, and then the light gave her a very unique perspective, looking like the holy light of the Virgin Mary.
And then a more hanging one appeared.,This story is an adaptation of a real person in the school.,Thank you for watching.,It's the host who said this.,But it's already a hanging bomb.。
Although the arrangement of this show is a little unreasonable, the real story is definitely a plus item, and there are some inside stories of the school in it, and the school actually let me talk about it, which is one thing that surprised Lin Feng.
After watching this show, Lin Feng went backstage to wait, he calmed down and quietly waited for the host's announcement.