Zhou Xinxin. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

An ordinary college student, with mediocre appearance, mediocre grades, no superior family conditions, no extraordinary smart mind, and even his name, all convey a spirit of parental spoofing.

But she is not ordinary. At least those who know her agree that she is a very abnormal guy.

Hayashi Hayashi Palace, in a certain academic building.

Zhou Xinxin pushed open the classroom door, with her palm outward, her right elbow raised sideways, and her five fingers on her temple, "Report!" ”

What catches the eye is the stepped seats, the long beige desks are divided into several rows, and the seats in the classroom are crowded, and it looks like an interdisciplinary elective class, and it is crowded with people.

The classroom, which was a little noisy a second ago, fell into an eerie silence under Zhou Xinxin's "report", because her voice was too loud......

So much so that the people fell silent, and the aftermath was still echoing in the classroom......

The cadres in the classroom laughed in a low voice: "Idiot girl, how can a college student in this year be late to shout a report." ”

"And what is that posture for?,Is it a nervous girl with a cos girl?"

And that's not all...... Zhou Xinxin also deliberately raised the volume and shouted a report again, without the slightest intention of avoiding shame.

"Hey, it's too much, this man has no shame, and his proud tone is as if he is doing something to be proud of!"

The whispering sound must have been able to reach Zhou Xinxin's ears.

The teacher on the podium pushed his reading glasses with black circles and said slowly, "Ah...... Come on in. ”

Zhou Xinxin nodded, folded her arms, and showed a bright smile to the teacher.

In fact, Zhou Xinxin was deliberately late, and the reason for being late was not because she was too lazy or something went wrong on the road, it was simply that she wanted to be late.

No one knew why she did it.

It also needs to be said that in the five classes that are taught here, none of them know this female college student who jumped up the ladder......

"What is she doing, do you think she has been complimented......

"I must feel very ashamed to be a friend of this guy......" Seeing Zhou Xinxin's strange walking posture, there was a lot of discussion nearby.

You must think that she is coming to class on behalf of her roommate, but unfortunately, she lives alone in a rented house, and she has no roommates, so she simply comes to class. An extremely boring, lethargic, and outrageous "Situation and Policy", and the lecturer of this class is also a well-known person in Lin Yugong University who was nominated by the students on the list of "teachers who don't want to be taught by him".

The content of his lectures is boring, the language is monotonous, he speaks slowly, and the action of putting PPT on his hands and feet often can't keep up with his slow thinking. He has a 1% survival rate after his lectures, and is nicknamed "Hypnosis Teacher", and it is said that about 30% of the people who have listened to his lectures have secretly planned to kidnap the old man in order to make him disappear from this world completely in the future.

When you hear this, you're sure to think, "Oh! Then it must be Zhou Xinxin who had insomnia last night, come here to supplement her sleep! ”

Unfortunately, no, she slept well, and it was already night, so no one could say what motivated her to come to this class...... Let's just assume that she loves to learn.

Seeing that her light steps stopped, she sat on the seat in the middle of the classroom with a copy of "How to Become a Buddha by Sitting on the Ground......

"It's not a question of bringing the wrong book at all...... What kind of book are you carrying? No major in the school would send such a magic book! Anyway, you are a girl, why do you sit down calmly next to me with such a book in your hand! ”

The boy sitting next to Zhou Xinxin couldn't help complaining in his heart. However, Zhou Xinxin just smiled and greeted him very familiarly.

"Good morning."

Good morning fart! It's already evening self-study! The boy's eyes widened, and he thought to himself in disbelief: Oh no, a complete idiot girl is sitting next to me.

Even so, he politely replied, "Well, ah, good morning......"

Good morning fart! Why do I say good morning? Shouldn't this be the time to correct her! If there was no one around, the boy would definitely hide his face with one hand as a sign of shame.

In order to hide his embarrassment, he quickly took his eyes off the girl, turned his attention to the old man's class, and took notes with his hands.

"I'm sorry, I brought the wrong book, can I exchange it with you?"

Zhou Xinxin's voice sounded in his ears, and before he could respond, he had already begun to complain in his heart: It's too much! Take an inexplicable reading material and exchange it for someone else's textbook! What do others see! Girls with average emotional intelligence wouldn't do such a thing!

But thinking so in his heart, he still picked up his book, after all, he was a girl, and he couldn't refuse.

However, he turned his head and saw that Zhou Xinxin was trading with another boy.

"Oh...... It wasn't me. He was secretly glad that he was turning to sit upright, when he suddenly noticed a subtle dissonance.

At this moment, Zhou Xinxin was handing over her "How to Become a Buddha by Sitting on the Ground", and with the other hand, she was picking up the book "It's Fun to Pick Your Nostrils" handed over by the other party......

How do I spit this groove? This male classmate felt five thunderbolts at the moment, and said in his heart: You changed the wrong book! Neither book has anything to do with the classroom! Huh! Do you buy this kind of strange book, classmate?

At this point, this classmate decided that Zhou Xinxin was an out-and-out wonder. He shifted his butt and squeezed out a little space in his seat before moving over, intending to stay away from this girl with her own thunder aura.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Xinxin would occupy the distance vacated in the middle as if nothing happened......

"Ah~ spacious."

also emitted a full sigh of ecstasy.

This boy's heart at this moment cannot be said to be broken......

But another man who was changing books was different from him, and the man whispered, "Zhou Xinxin, I've been following you for a long time." ”

"Huh?" Zhou Xinxin was stunned: "Are you ......?" ”

"My name is Liaowu." He flipped through the "Sitting on the Ground and Becoming a Buddha" on the table, "It's the same as the one circulated in the department, you are really interesting." ”

"I don't think so." Zhou Xinxin pouted.

"It's like at this moment, you don't notice that I'm not speaking with my mouth."

Zhou Xinxin was startled, the other party just looked at him with a smile, but there was a voice in his ears.

"Quite unexpected, wasn't it?"

"It's ...... Ventriloquism? Instead of being shocked, Zhou Xinxin showed a happy expression.

"Look, that's what sets you apart from others." Liao Wu did not answer her question directly, but continued to convey his voice: "You think life is boring, so you do some strange things." ”

"No, I just have a particularly strong desire to express myself!" Zhou Xinxin denied.

"Do you want to show your ugliness?" There was a slight smile in Liaowu's voice, and he turned his head to face the PPT projection on the wall.

"You must find life boring."

"Hey, I'm really curious how you make your voice." Zhou Xinxin chased after him.

In the eyes of people nearby, the current scene is that Zhou Xinxin is talking to Liaowu like a convulsive by herself, the other party ignores her, and she is still stalking......

"Life wakes up every day and faces it like the same page of a book, boring and unchanging." Liao Wu looked at Zhou Xinxin, the boy's hair was messy and unkempt, but his eyes were diametrically opposed to the sloppy image, and there was a certain hope flashing in them, "I've been looking for one thing, or one person, who breaks through the conventions, is maverick, and throws all the worldly rules behind." This kind of person is like the stars in the dark sky, isn't it? ”

Zhou Xinxin's eyes widened, watching Liao Wu's face keep approaching. She heard voices again.

"You're that kind of person, you're not like the conformist, step-by-step people in the classroom, you're trying to get out of this boring life."

The tips of the noses of the two almost touched each other, and Zhou Xinxin was dumbfounded.

"Your unexpected style of doing things shows your eclectic attitude to life......"

"You...... Your boogers are not wiped clean. Zhou Xinxin interrupted ruthlessly, and the distance between the two was instantly widened.

At this moment, Zhou Xinxin thought that maybe the boogers hanging on her black nose had some connection with the book "It's Fun to Pick Your Nose" in her hand......

In this case, others must have thought that Liaowu would be embarrassed and his cheeks would turn red, but this is not the case.

Zhou Xinxin only heard the voice of chatting in her head.

"Hah! Haha~ You're really interesting! ”

Faced with Liaowu's neurotic reaction, Zhou Xinxin just turned her head indifferently and wrote a line of words on the paper with a pen.

"How the hell are you making the sound? If you won't tell me how you make your voice, let's just talk about it. “

Halfway through her writing, the voice of "Hey, that's my book" came to her head, but she chose to ignore the reminder and finish the line anyway.

Liao Wu looked at the scribbled handwriting on the paper, and the voice sounded in Zhou Xinxin's head.

"I'll tell you the truth, I have superpowers."