Chapter 0002: I Want an Interview
Try it today, Lao Tzu is really going to go in!
Song Chu's stomach was on fire, and he just wanted to find this young lady to theorize, when suddenly a voice appeared in his head, and then he saw that there seemed to be three people sitting in front of him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Holy, what is this!
Song Chu was taken aback, looking left and right, why did he suddenly have such a thing in his mind!
"Don't talk yet, listen to me!" Sitting in the middle, an old man with a white beard and a fairy style.
Song Chu recognized it at a glance, isn't this the Taishang Laojun? How did it come to my mind?
"We are gods in the sky, because people no longer believe in gods, which leads to our incense not flourishing and the fairy world withering. Now that we have implemented reforms in the fairy world, we know from the last land in the world that anyone who is famous will have an agent. Therefore, now we are officially recruiting you as a broker, and you don't have to say no because you have already stamped it! As he spoke, Taishang Laojun took out a piece of paper. It was the broker job advertisement posted on the telephone pole.
"From now on, you are our agent, and your mission is to re-establish the image of our fairy world. As a sign of our sincerity, I will now give you a handful of beads with a lot of bread. And I will also give you an invisibility suit, which you can use to enter the interview later! Until you are called by name, this invisibility cloak will automatically expire! ”
After speaking, Song Chu only felt that his head was cold, and then he looked again, and the people inside were gone. Looking at his mind again, Song Chu couldn't help but be startled, it turned out that there was an instrument in it.
On the instrument, there are many classifications, what science, literature, film...... Wait a minute.
Song Chu's heart moved, and then he wanted to click on the movie to take a look, but he couldn't click on it no matter how he clicked. In an instant, the three guys came to mind again.
"If you want to turn on the button here, you can only use the immortal value. We will give you sixty cents, you can open the literature and take a look. Maybe it will help you later! As he spoke, Song Chu suddenly had an extra screen in his mind, and 60 was clearly displayed on the screen.
Song Chu's heart moved again, he found that he had been standing here, but those people didn't rush him anymore.
"Is it really an invisibility cloak?" Song Chu was a little excited in his heart. He didn't care about what was in his mind, and then quietly walked over to the front desk lady.
The front desk lady turned around and sorted out the documents because Song Chu didn't refute it anymore, and at this time, she was sorting out those resumes and seemed to be going to send them to the interviewer.
"Chance!" Song Chu hurriedly put his resume inside. Sure enough, in the face of Song Chu's actions, the front desk lady didn't react at all!
"What an invisibility cloak!" Song Chu was already about to shout excitedly!
Song Chu followed the front desk lady to send the pile of resumes to a room, which was the interview room. Song Chu didn't dare to go in, so he waited outside to call his name.
I don't know how long it took, but about an hour and a half, my name came from inside.
The front desk lady was suddenly stunned at the front desk, Song Chu? This name seems to have been screened out by himself beforehand, why is it still there?
She was surprised, and when she looked again, she saw that the guy suddenly appeared in the passage, grinning at herself.
"This ......," the front desk lady was surprised. This guy wasn't there just now, why did he suddenly appear there? She wanted to go over and drive Song Chu out, but Song Chu didn't give him a chance at all, and went in directly.
There were three people sitting inside, and in the middle was a middle-aged man with a little fat figure, wearing a suit and combing his hair on his back. On the left is a young woman in a small red suit, who is no more than thirty years old, with a beautiful face, fair skin, and extremely bright eyes.
More because of this professional outfit, it looks beautiful without losing knowledge. This made Song Chu's eyes light up, what a beautiful woman!
"Hmm!" When Li Jianping, the editor-in-chief in the middle, saw this, he coughed a little angrily, and then looked down at his resume and was dumbfounded.
"Editor-in-chief, Editor-in-Chief Xue, how did you pick this front desk Xiaoyao? Look at the resume! "On the right is a small middle-aged man with glasses named Yang Shanlin, who is the head of the personnel department here. He was the first to notice that something was wrong with his resume and immediately shouted.
Just now, they only looked at the name, and they didn't notice Song Chu's academic qualifications and the like, but now they were all stunned when they saw it.
"No, let him out!" Editor-in-chief Li Jianping saw that this guy was a graduate of some art academy, and immediately denied it.
Xue Xuan frowned, she didn't expect such a person to come in. However, since he had already come in, it seemed that it was not appropriate to ask him to go out like this.
So he said softly: "Everyone is coming in, it's not appropriate to ask him to go out like this, or just take a random question to test him!" ”
Yang Shanlin nodded again and again after hearing this, and said, "That's right, that's right!" Give him a hard problem and let him go right away! ”
Seeing that everyone on the left and right said so, Li Jianping didn't want to say anything, in fact, he didn't want to do this recruitment at all. The Shenzhou Martial Arts Editorial Department transferred an editor, he wanted to give his nephew, but he was suffering from the lack of a teacher, so he had to recruit first.
"Song Chu, right, in this way, write out a text in the third grade of primary school "Autumn Rain" silently!" Li Jianping thought for a while, and then came up with such a question.
As soon as this question came out, Xue Xuan and Yang Shanlin on the left and right sides were stunned.
Dictation of texts in the third grade of primary school?
What a question!
Xue Xuan frowned, and then said softly: "Editor-in-chief Li, this seems to be ......."
Li Jianping interrupted the beautiful woman's questioning, and said naturally: "As an editor, memory is very important. Every year, thousands of manuscripts come to our magazine to contribute, and if you don't have an outstanding memory, we can't find some plagiarized things in it! ”
As soon as Li Jianping said this, Xue Xuan immediately didn't know how to answer.
And that's true! But it's a bit ridiculous to take this test. Who can still write a "Autumn Rain" in the third grade of elementary school!
Song Chu was also dumbfounded, autumn rain? I seem to have studied this text when I was in elementary school, but I have to write it silently...... It's impossible!
Isn't this a pit man!
Suddenly, Song Chu had a flash of inspiration, didn't he have a button in his mind? There's a literature section in it, and this one should be in it too, so hurry up and take a look!
Song Chu thought about it, and the instrument immediately appeared. Song Chu pressed it to literature, and immediately the system prompted: To start the literature section, it costs fifty immortals.
Song Chu clicked to confirm, and then saw that the screen that originally displayed sixty miles immediately became ten, and the literature section suddenly lit up.
Search!
There's a search function inside!
Song Chu's eyes lit up, this ...... That's great!
He immediately executed the idea in his mind, and typed the words autumn rain with a snap.
Suddenly, the instrument clanged instantly, and the search results were immediately out half a second later.
When Song Chu saw it, he immediately burst out laughing.
Autumn rain, that text is inside!
"Still not a pen? What to rub over there! No, we still have a lot of people to interview! Editor-in-chief Li Jianping saw Song Chu standing there stunned, and immediately became angry, and said impatiently.
This guy actually dared to stare at Xue Xuan, the big beauty who he regarded as the object in his palm just now, if he didn't cut your face, where would he be worthy of himself.
Xue Xuan sighed lightly, she naturally knew that Li Jianping didn't want to recruit people at all. Just after Xu Ze, the editor in charge of his subordinate, was transferred from the fantasy department, Li Jianping mentioned to her that he wanted his nephew to come in as an editor, but Xue Xuan disagreed, saying that it was okay to come to the interview, but she didn't agree to enter her martial arts department just like that.
Xue Xuan is a very strong woman, at least at work. Li Jianping had no choice but to hold such a job fair. That means that if I can't find the right person, I'll stuff my nephew in, and you can't blame me.
Among them, Li Jianping came up with strange questions one after another, so that none of the previous interviewers were qualified.
Now it's such a strange question again, it seems that it can't be answered again!
Xue Xuan sighed, and was about to give Song Chu some steps down, after all, he can't be blamed for this, it's really too unknowing.
But just before she was about to speak, suddenly, Song Chu raised her head and smiled: "What about the pen!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the three interviewers were surprised!