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Somewhere in a hot spring sanatorium at the foot of Mt. Fuji, the Buddha of the Pure Land of Bliss sect is furious.

"Iga's gang of wastes have been swept away by the Dharma Protector Heavenly Sect, and now it will be difficult to scare the snake, and if you want to act secretly in the East China Sea."

He frowned: "I hope there will be good news over there, by the way, Taka Sato should also go to Thailand, right?" ”

The subordinate said respectfully: "Yes, Eagle sent a message back before, saying that he had already obtained the itinerary of the travel agency, and would smuggle into Thailand in advance and find a way to arrange manpower to ambush the target." ”

The Buddha Lord nodded, his face gloomy: "Well, tell him to seize the opportunity, and be sure to get those two people done before they return home, otherwise...... He won't have to come back! ”

After his subordinates left, the Buddha got up from the hot springs, looked at Mt. Fuji in the distance, and muttered, "Fifty years of life is like a dream compared to heaven and man." Is there any imperishable truth for the enjoyment of this life? ”

"But...... Unwillingly, no matter how illusory the legend is, I have to give it a try! He clenched his fists, bent over, and sat back down in the hot spring, thinking about his next plan.

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Chiang Mai, Thailand.

Due to the flight delay, it was already the middle of the night when the tour group arrived here.

The travel agency booked a five-star hotel in Thailand, which is called a five-star hotel, but in fact it is far from the international five-star hotels such as Hilton, Sheraton, and Intercontinental.

For this reason, many tourists in the tour group expressed strong dissatisfaction with this, and negotiated with the tour guide to change to an authentic five-star hotel.

The tour guide was a black bearded man, and he smiled at everyone: "Everyone, don't get excited, listen to my explanation, our contract does state that we are staying in a five-star hotel, but we didn't say which five-star hotel we want to stay in, right?" ”

This person is obviously an old oilman, although his attitude is good, but the words he said are soft and hard: "So staying in this five-star hotel, it is completely in line with the requirements of the contract, everyone don't make trouble, rest early, and have the energy to play tomorrow, isn't it?" ”

Of course, the tourists quit, and some people shouted: "Why do you want us to live in this kind of parallel five-star market, the price of your travel agency is not low, if it is the kind of low-cost group of one or two thousand yuan, we will endure it here." ”

The man who spoke had a big waist and a round waist, and he was not easy to bully at first glance, so he glared at the bearded man angrily and shouted: "But your price is several times more expensive than other people's, if you can't provide better service than others, then you have to return the money!" ”

Other tourists also chimed in, and some even blocked the front desk of the hotel to prevent the travel agency from checking them in.

The bearded man squinted his eyes, but he didn't smile: "Hehe, return the money?" I can tell you responsibly that it is impossible to return the money, because it is clearly written in the contract that as long as we do not breach the contract or negligence, then not a dime can be refunded. ”

He snorted coldly and argued: "And you say that the price of our travel agency is expensive, so why don't you say that the itinerary we arrange is long?" It's true that the price of other people's houses is one or two thousand, but they only play Thailand, and we are a one-stop machine from Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand, can this be compared? ”

As soon as these words came out, many tourists shut up, after all, he was right, how could a one-stop trip between Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand be at a price for a few days in Thailand.

But there are still a few tourists, who are determined to 'protect their own rights and interests', especially the man with a big waist and a round waist, who is endless, just blocking the hotel front desk, not allowing check-in procedures, and insisting on a travel agency to change hotels.

Seeing that there was a lot of trouble in front, the little monk yawned in the back and complained to Yang Hao next to him: "Brother Hao, these people are really idle, Buddha and I are sleepy, but they are still there for a trivial matter, fighting endlessly, is it interesting?" ”

Yang Hao shrugged: "It doesn't matter, why don't we flash people now, brother invites you to sleep in Shangri-La, how about it?" ”

The little monk was taken aback when he heard this, but the expression on his face was eager to try: ", Brother Hao, flash people?" Leaving the group in private like this, but it's considered a smuggler, are you sure you want to do this? ”

Yang Hao smiled: "Originally, I didn't plan to follow the tour group honestly, I originally planned to stay here for one night and leave tomorrow morning, but now that it's so troublesome, let's just go ahead of time." ”

The little monk asked: "Then if the travel agency calls the police, it will be troublesome, or treat us as smugglers and report to the embassy, it will be even more troublesome. ”

Yang Hao shook his head: "Anla, there is money to make the grinding ghost, I have already taken care of it, the travel agency will turn a blind eye, when the time comes, we will go directly to the casino, and someone will handle the follow-up things, don't worry." ”

So the two of them carried duffel bags, turned around in a dashing manner, and walked out of the hotel with a big grin.

Yang Hao raised his hand and threw a tip of one hundred baht to the doorman, which was less than twenty yuan of soft sister coins, and the doorman immediately nodded and asked in proficient Chinese: "Sir, is there any need?" ”

As he spoke, he also leaned over to the two of them, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Although it's a little late now, I know that there are two nightclubs that must still be open, and there are ladyboy shows, and ...... Hey, you know. ”

The little monk rolled his eyes, and pointed to his bald head seriously: "This benefactor, the poor monk is a monk, and he is not interested in demons, if there are demons, maybe I can subdue demons and eliminate demons." ”

The doorman looked at his bald head with a confused expression, and said, "Big ...... Master, if you want to find a beautiful woman to serve, I can also introduce it, but the introduction fee is a little more expensive, do you need it? ”

Burst!

The little monk almost didn't have a mouthful of boy's blood to spurt him to death, and said angrily: "I said that I am a monk, and you still ask me if I want a beautiful woman to serve, does this mean that the monk scolds the bald donkey?" ”

Yang Hao laughed angrily, hurriedly grabbed the little monk, and explained: "Okay, okay, the monks in Thailand are a little different from our monks, don't worry about it, let's go to Shangri-La to sleep quickly." ”

After speaking, he waved his hand to the doorman: "No special service, you just call a taxi for me, if you want the regular kind, it doesn't matter if the cost is a little more expensive, go quickly." ”

The doorman nodded and left, and soon called a taxi over, and when Yang Hao and the little monk got in the car and left, he pouted and said in Thai.

"Hey, two fake and serious, obviously going to Shangri-La to get a base, and they pretend to be so high-minded, hypocritical!"

Yang Hao and the little monk in the taxi suddenly sneezed twice. (To be continued.) )