Chapter 1: The Rebirth of a Female Bandit
Shen Manqiu is a freelancer, and his head is very good, but sometimes he is a bit of a mistake. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
She doesn't earn much money, but it's enough to spend it on her own, and she can honor her parents a little. It's just that the life and rest time is not very regular, often day and night, and the temperament is too lazy, and she doesn't have a meal, she was really sleepy that day, so she fell asleep on the table.
Who would have thought, after waking up, Shen Manqiu found that he had crossed into a sixteen-year-old silly girl in the cottage.
The cottage is located on the majestic and precipitous Qifeng Mountain, where hundreds of people live, although they are too much to hunt and raise livestock for a living, but also grow a lot of food crops, but they are still called bandits by the people nearby, just because they occasionally go down the mountain to do some robbing houses without a book.
Shen Manqiu vaguely remembered that the silly girl seemed to have fallen from the mountain, and after waking up, she became her, fortunately, the silly girl was the righteous daughter of Shen Yuan, the big boss of the cottage, not to mention food and clothing, and no one dared to bully her blatantly.
Suddenly came to a completely unfamiliar environment, Shen Manqiu was inevitably a little panicked in his heart, and he didn't know how to get along with them, he often found a quiet place to be in a silent daze alone, hoping that one day he would be able to go back to the past, and others were used to it.
In the eyes of others, Shen Manqiu is a fool, a good-looking and lucky fool, who will forget her in a corner of the cottage most of the time.
Fortunately, Shen Manqiu's previous personality was very homely, no one paid attention to her, and she was happy to be quiet.
What's more, for those of them whose thinking is completely different from her, there is really not much interest in talking, not that she has any problems with language and communication.
In these days in the cottage, Shen Manqiu saw the most is an old woman in her fifties or sixties with a pockmarked face.
Every time she saw Wang Po, Shen Manqiu didn't even have the desire to speak, let alone eating, and she could feel that Wang Po was not kind to her in private.
As time passed, Shen Manqiu slowly gave up the idea of returning to modern times, and began to try to adapt to a new identity and start a new life.
"At such an age of flowers and bones, and born so pretty, it's a pity that he's a fool!" I don't know whether to sigh or regret, someone said to himself.
Shen Manqiu was sitting alone on the upper floor of the cottage gate, looking at the lush rocks and trees at the foot of the mountain in a daze, when he heard the voice of the princess behind him.
After listening to Wang Po's words, Shen Manqiu didn't even look back, she could understand Wang Po's thoughts, whether it was the beauty of the city she had or her youth, it was something that the current Wang Po couldn't want.
Unconsciously, it was time for dinner again, and Shen Manqiu waited left and right and didn't see the princess who brought her food on weekdays coming, so she went to the kitchen.
As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw Wang Po leaning on her stomach and eating, Shen Manqiu couldn't help but scream: "Mother-in-law! ”
Wang Po was suddenly startled, the chopsticks in her hand were quickly put back on the table, and when she turned her head to see that it was Shen Manqiu, she picked up the chopsticks again, picked up the meat slices in the bowl and stuffed them into her mouth unhurriedly.
Then she took some pieces of meat and ate them, then she wiped her mouth with satisfaction, and said with a reminiscence: "This wild boar is really good!" ”
Wang Po glanced at Shen Manqiu on the side dissatisfiedly, and muttered, "What's the name of the ghost, I can't starve you to death!" ”
As she spoke, she poured another meal into the bowl she had just eaten, threw it on a low stool beside the stove, and said in a rough voice, "Eat!" ”
Shen Manqiu watched incredulously, and only then did she know that the meals made for her in the kitchen were different from others, and the too much she usually ate was a mixture of the leftover meals eaten by the princess and the meals that belonged to the princess.
Maybe it was because she was startled just now, Wang Po glared at her fiercely, spat into the bowl again, and said jokingly: "Add some ingredients to you, don't eat it quickly!" ”
Thinking that Wang Po has eaten the leftovers these days, and it is even possible to "add ingredients", Shen Manqiu was so disgusted that he almost wanted to vomit his stomach, it felt like finding half of the bitten insects in the middle of eating.
vomited at the door for a while, there was really nothing to vomit except bitter water, which made Shen Manqiu so angry that she stomped her feet, she couldn't imagine that the heart and eyes of the princess who took care of her were so bad.
Shen Manqiu had just straightened up, and he heard the princess behind him say cool words: "Why can't I vomit you?" ”
How much hatred is this?
Perhaps in Wang Po's opinion, this fool around her is the object of her usual entertainment.
Shen Manqiu raised his head slowly, his expression getting colder and colder: Since you are teasing me as a fool, then don't blame me for being unkind to you.
Wang Po looked at her with a little doubt, and said a little impatiently: "Why don't you hurry up and eat!" ”
"Eat, eat, eat......" Shen Manqiu shouted and ran over with a smile.
As he spoke, he picked up the rice bowl with his left hand, grabbed a large handful from it with his right hand and slowly brought it to his mouth.
Suddenly, Shen Manqiu's right hand quickly raised, and all the food in his hand was stuffed into Wang Po's mouth, shouting: "Give it to you, eat it all for you......"
Wang Po was staring at her eating with relish, like a hunter watching his prey fall into his trap step by step, where would he have thought of such a change, and was stuffed by her when he arrived.
Her face was covered with food everywhere, and a lot of it was stuffed into her mouth, and she was a little stupid.
Before she came back to her senses, Shen Manqiu suddenly put the rice bowl upside down on her head, and then clapped her hands and laughed: "Hahaha, it's so fun, it's so fun!" ”
Wang Po came back to her senses in embarrassment, and was about to clean up the fool fiercely, when she saw Shen Manqiu pick up a kitchen knife from the shelf and run towards her, so frightened that she ran away, only hating her parents for giving her two legs less.
The kitchen knife is in hand, I have it!
Shen Manqiu naturally didn't really want to kill Wang Po, although this person was really hateful, it was just to prevent Wang Po from being angry and embarrassed and unfavorable to her.
Looking at the back of Wang Po in a hurry, Shen Manqiu gradually calmed down, but found that he was a little panicked when he was hungry, so he found some food in the kitchen to deal with it.
After thinking about it carefully, Shen Manqiu decided to continue to play the role of this fool now.
After all, she is new to the city, and it is difficult to tell who is good and who is bad for a while, but no one will take a fool to heart, which can undoubtedly help her understand the situation as soon as possible, of course, she will inevitably suffer some cold eyes and white eyes, but it is much more real than a false smile.
When Mrs. Wang took Shen Jingbei, the young master of the cottage, and the doctor to find Shen Manqiu, she was squatting in front of the rabbit cage and feeding the rabbits with a kitchen knife, cutting carrots with a kitchen knife, and saying something in her mouth.
Shen Jingbei is the son of Shen Yuan, the big boss of Qifeng Mountain, and also the nominal brother of Shen Manqiu, he is about 20 years old, about 180 tall, born with big ears, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, a pair of copper bells and big eyes, and a slightly dark face is not angry but mighty.
"Bing'er, hurry up and put the knife down, I'll take you to catch butterflies!" He said to Shen Manqiu step by step, afraid that she would accidentally hurt herself.
Hearing him call the stupid girl, which is her nickname, Shen Manqiu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed excitedly: "Okay, I'm going to catch butterflies......" As he spoke, he stood up, threw the kitchen knife to the ground, and casually threw the remaining half of the carrot in his hand into the rabbit cage.
Shen Jingbei breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to let the doctor take a look at Shen Manqiu's condition, when he saw that she ran away happily, so he had to lead someone to chase her out.
I don't know where Shen Manqiu found a broom, and he didn't care if there were butterflies in front of him when he grabbed it in his hand, so he ran and fluttered vigorously.
Seeing this, Shen Jingbei couldn't help but sigh: After so many years, her condition still hasn't shown any signs of improvement! After thinking about it, maybe it was not a good thing for her to live a carefree life like this, and she didn't want to interrupt her interest for a while.
When Wang Po saw Shen Manqiu's stupid appearance, she breathed a sigh of relief, and she was annoyed for no reason: she was tricked by a fool just now, and she was so scared that she ran away with half her life, and she must clean her up properly when there is no one for a while.
Shen Manqiu danced his broom around and around, constantly shouting and screaming in his mouth.
However, Shen Jingbei didn't say anything, so everyone didn't care, so they just watched a fool's performance.
Suddenly, Shen Manqiu jumped out from behind Wang Po, and a broom pounced on her head, shouting, "I caught a butterfly!" ”
Wang Po was still watching Shen Manqiu's every move at the beginning, and gradually lost the mind to watch the play.
Caught off guard, she was so dizzy that she staggered a few steps forward and almost fell to the ground.
Everyone was attracted by this movement, but they saw Shen Manqiu pick up a headdress that looked like a bow from the ground, and shouted happily: "Butterfly, I caught a butterfly!" ”
The headdress fell from Wang Po's head, and everyone had a sudden look, only Wang Po almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, but everyone was watching now, and Shen Jingbei was present, she could only break her teeth and swallow blood.
A gust of mountain wind blew, and the headdress in Shen Manqiu's hand floated out with the wind, and it happened to fall on Wang Po.
Shen Manqiu grabbed the broom beside him with great swiftness, pounced quickly, and shouted: "Butterfly, butterfly, don't run!" ”
The poor princess had just gotten up from the ground, and before she could get up, she was slammed in the face with a broom.
Wang Po was completely stunned, she could no longer stand on her feet, and sat down on the ground, and the wrinkled pockmarked face showed red blood marks hideously.