Chapter 3: The tongue battle group is shocked
"Ji Can!"
Mr. Li stepped down from the podium and stood behind him, and sure enough, he saw a novel on the table.
"The college entrance examination is coming soon, when you are so nervous, you are actually reading a novel, your sophomore grades have dropped, what did the teacher tell you? As long as you work hard, you will be rewarded for your hard work."
Old man Li threw the book on the table, turned around and walked back to the podium, "But what about you, reading novels, it's really hopeless...... You look at your original grades, you look at your current grades, you look at the grades that were comparable to yours at the beginning, you look at your own ......"
Old man Li's name is Li Ru, he is fascinated by lectures, and he scolds the dead, and he scolds people very rhythmically and regularly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Just as the spit of his speech was flying, Ji Can stood up and said
"Teacher, Wang Lei is afraid that he is wrong, that book has been placed in it, I just looked through the history book, and I want to connect with the background of the times in order to learn better." As he spoke, he glared at Wang Lei.
Wang Lei was so frightened by Ji Can's eyes that he shuddered violently, and said stiffly,
"It's useless for you to stare at me, I obviously saw it" Ji Can saw that this kid was so unreasonable, and he laughed angrily, and didn't say anything more.
"Teacher, I can see it clearly next to him, Ji Can is reading a history book" Yang Lei couldn't help it, his little temper stared at Wang Lei.
"You're covering him, I saw it too, hum!" Seeing things like this, Hu Huo couldn't help but jump out.
"You! Haven't you been beaten enough last time? ”
"You still dare to threaten people in class, haven't you been locked up enough last time?" Hu Huo is not afraid of Yang Lei, last time it was just a momentary miscalculation, now he takes Mu Yu and his younger brothers everywhere, so he will not be afraid of Yang Lei alone, besides, Yang Lei was also locked up by the principal, everyone knows this.
"Shut up! What kind of system is it that is noisy in the classroom. Li Ruqi's beard curled up one after another, and he knocked the blackboard on the table, like a startled tree, and the class was instantly quiet.
"Teacher,"
Chai Changli pushed his glasses and stood up and said, "Since classmate Ji Can said that he didn't read the novel, we can neither prove that he read it, nor can we prove that he didn't read it, so it's better to ask him to explain the question just now, so that we can know if he has done anything else." Chai Changli originally just wanted to watch the tiger fight from across the mountain, but when he saw Yang Xueluo looking at Ji Can worriedly, he still couldn't hold back, and got up and added fire.
"Prince Changli is so handsome," a girl said.
"Yes, not only is he handsome, but he is also so good, and he also gives Ji Can a step down" *2
"I like him so much." Nymphomaniac*3.
Unlike the trio, Yang Lei's muscles burst out, "Today's class is all the most difficult summary of the entire high school, what a smiling tiger, I don't know and thank him." ”
Yang Xueluo also looked at Ji Can worriedly, she wanted to say that the book was hers at the beginning, but she didn't know how to say it, after all, she was sitting in the front row, and she couldn't see what was happening in the back.
blamed himself for giving the book to Ji Can and killing him, Yang Xueluo knocked his little head hard as a punishment.
Li Ru pushed his glasses and said, "What classmate Li said is very reasonable, Ji Can, I'll give you two questions."
"It's over, Old Man Li, I don't want to spare Ji Can," Yang Lei secretly speculated.
In fact, Teacher Li really didn't think like Yang Lei, he just wanted to stimulate Ji Can in class and let him focus on studying.
Now Ji Can's heart is really not on studying, but it is not what Teacher Li thinks. His mind now is on how to make a name for himself and become a great writer.
As for the exam, I don't still have Baidu in my head, and I'm just afraid that my mother will worry when I come to class, besides, my grades have been bad, and suddenly I did too well in the exam, so I think he cheated.
Today is a good time to show it first.
Looking at the strange eyes of the students looking at him, Li Rulao blushed and coughed to cover up his embarrassment, "Ahem... Cough...... Well, you can talk about what we often talk about, where is the push, where is the knock good."
"Damn, it's so difficult, it's not in this book, Canzi, you ......" Yang Lei scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously next to Ji Can. Hearing this, Ji Can looked at Yang Lei in surprise, this ...... Is it hard...... Isn't this something learned in elementary school?
"Deliberation comes from He Guangyuan's "Records of the Records of the Discipline: Jia Chenzhi".
Ji Can said calmly, "The original text is as follows, suddenly one day on the donkey: 'The bird stays in the tree by the pool, and the monk knocks on the door under the moon. At the beginning, I wanted to write the word "push", or I wanted to write the word "knock", but the refining was undecided, so I made the word "push" gesture on the donkey, and then made the word "knock" gesture. I don't feel that I am half a square. The viewer was amazed, and the island seemed to be missing. ”
He took a deep breath again, "When the Han Ministry is more powerful and Jingyin, his spirit is clear and solemn, and he is powerful and powerful." After the third pair sang, the island but the gesture was not stopped. The Russian officials pushed down the donkey and hugged to Yin, and the island came to its senses. Advisors are responsible. ”
The whole class was silent, such works have rarely been handed down, and even if there are, they are still damaged and incomplete, and the people in the class have basically never seen it, even Li Ru, and they have only heard people talk about it a few times.
This Ji Can, what is the origin of the story, and can actually see the complete source of this allusion. Li Ru was so excited that he just wanted to ask, but was interrupted by what Ji Can continued.
"Everyone knows what this story is about, I won't tell it in detail, he explained that our Yanhuang culture has a long history, and every word is worth pondering. Han Yu said that the word "knock" is good, because knocking is polite, sets off the tranquility of the night, and plays the role of setting off the stillness with movement, which has been recognized by most people. But I think the word "push" is also good. ”
After speaking, Ji Can looked at the stunned group of people around him, pretending to be calm, his heart was already happy, well, brother is Zhuge Liang who is the tongue of the Confucian, ahhahahahaha is in a trance......
In comparison, the air of "knocking" is not as cold and silent as that of "pushing". In the above sentence "Birds stay in the pondside tree", "push" is more harmonious than "knock". "Push" can be silent, and "knocking" will inevitably peel and peck sound, startling the birds, breaking the silence, and also seems to add to the disturbance ......"
Ji Can originally just wanted to talk about it simply, but the psychology of pretending to be forced affected him to say more and more, and if he couldn't make it up later, he would read it according to Baidu.
"That's what I think, Mr. Li, what do you think?"
Li Ru, who was immersed in the topic, reacted,
"Well, what Ji Can said is very good, I don't know if you remembered it just now, it's better than what the teacher said. Forehead...... That, classmate Ji Can, I don't know where you got these from. After Li Ru finished speaking gently, he looked at Ji Can flatteringly.
Compared with Ji Can's explanation just now, Li Ru's flattering expression now surprised everyone even more. Ji Can, you compensate our serious and old-fashioned Teacher Li, woo......
"The three views are all ruined, the discipline is lost, you kid has a plan, and the harmful brother has been worrying about you......"
Yang Lei lay on the table and muttered to Ji Can. Ji Can listened and wrote a few words on the paper and stuffed them to Yang Lei, so he stopped looking at him and said
"Teacher, I only saw the original text from the Internet by chance, and the advantages of the last two words are my own thoughts."
Li Ru sighed in disappointment when he heard it, sure enough, he saw it by chance, and after listening to Ji Can's words, Li Ru's eyes lit up again, not bad, it is very good to think of this, there is such an excellent student, the regret of not being able to see the "Record of Cautions" is much smaller, and I have listened to Ji Can recite it today, and I can study it well when I go back.
Yang Lei didn't care about the rest of the matter, opened the note and glanced at "The battle is neat, Brother Yang is talented" and fainted instantly.
Yang Xueluo has not changed her posture since Ji Can began to speak, and has been looking at Ji Can with bright eyes full of love, if it continues to develop like this, the trio may have to develop into a foursome.
Sure enough, I saw it by chance, what did I think it was, how could this poor boy have such a lonely book. Chai Changli thought indignantly.
Mu Hao also looked at Ji Can in surprise, didn't his grades drop, such Ji Can seemed to be back to when he just met him, and he was shocked like that......
Hu Huo looked at Mu Hao's confused eyes, he was angry, he wanted to make Ji Can ugly, but it made him a big limelight, he couldn't help it, and said
"Teacher, didn't you say two questions, Ji Can just answered one question, is it time to continue to ask questions."
"Oh, yes" Li Ru came back to his senses, "Then let's come up with the next question"
Li Ru thought for a while, "I just tested Ji Can's understanding of words, so let's take a look at his use of words." Just write a poem that needs to be colored. You can play freely" After speaking, he looked at Ji Can with a smile.
Ji Can thought about it, and just happened to see Yang Xueluo, who had been looking at him, and his inspiration flashed
"The snow falls on the white apples, and the bluebird flies to the red scarf."
"Yang Huaxue falls on white apples" was originally from the story of the Empress Dowager of the Northern Wei Dynasty who fornicated with Yang Hua, but because of the history of Yan and Huang, the Empress Dowager Hu did not write the poem "Yang Baihua", this sentence has no derogatory meaning and just contains Yang Xueluo's name, which echoes the latter sentence of the blue bird.
The audience was full of uproar, when did Ji Can become so talented this time, the first sentence alluded to the school flower Yang Xueluo, and the second sentence was a blue bird flirtation, confessing to the school flower in front of Old Man Li.
Mu Yu's tablemate looked at her worriedly, only to see that her face was pale, her face and lips were bitten white, and she said stiffly, "Adulterer and adulteress." ”
Mu Hao didn't like Yang Xueluo for a long time, when she and Ji Can just fell in love, Ji Can always took his good brother Yang Lei, and Yang Lei was always followed by a small tail Yang Xueluo, and a woman's intuition told her that this was a danger.
Later, Mu Yu quarreled with Ji Can many times, and the little tail disappeared, but I didn't expect that now the two of them hooked up together. Mu Hao's eyes were about to burst into flames, completely forgetting that he had broken up with Ji Can, and he had proposed it first.
Hu Huo looked at Mu Hao's appearance, and he couldn't say what he felt in his heart, but he was very lost and sad.
Chai Changli was still smiling and looking at each other, but he broke the pen in his hand with his hand, still trembling slightly.
Yang Xue blushed and lay on the table, refusing to look up.
Li Ru was also a little surprised, "This poem is very well written, but there are some things that you can do at the university." As he spoke, he looked at the shy Yang Xueluo with a smile, and continued: "Have you thought of a whole song?" ”
Although Li Ru looks old-fashioned, he is quite open to students, as long as he studies seriously, he never cares about students' love.
There was once a boy who wrote a love letter confession to the girl he liked, hiding from the library to flip through the information, and happened to be seen by him, so he had a big change of blood for the love letter, and finally the boy hugged the beauty, and Mr. Li Ru became famous, and he was nicknamed "Teacher Yue".
Ji Can looked at the teacher, took a deep breath, and said word by word, in a clear voice
"On March 3rd, the weather was new, and there were many beautiful people on the waterside of Chang'an.
The state is thick and true, and the texture is delicate and even.
Embroidered Luo clothes shine in the late spring, and the golden peacock and silver unicorn are worn.
What's on your head? Cui Wei leaves drooping sideburns.
What's behind it? Beads press the waist and form a stable body.
On the Zhongyun curtain pepper house, the name of the great country Yu and Qin.
The peak of the purple camel comes out of the green cauldron, and the plate of the water spirit is lined with scales.
The rhino tendons have not been eaten for a long time, and the luan knife is cutting through the air.
The yellow door does not move the dust, and the imperial kitchen sends eight treasures.
The flute and drum mourn and feel the ghosts and gods, and the guests are miscellaneous and real.
Later, the saddle horse He Qianxun patrolled, and when Xuan dismounted and entered Jinyin.
The snow fell on the white apples, and the blue bird flew to the red scarf.
It's hot, be careful, don't get angry with the prime minister! ”